Drabble+: Leaves

[strangetomato]

Prompt: Leaves
Characters: Johnny Smith, Ripp Grunt, Ophelia Nigmos
Wordcount: 263
Imagecount: 1
Warnings: language, gratuitous nudity





"Oh my GOD, this leaves nothing to the imagination AT ALL!"

"Let me see..."

"No! I don't want you ogling this!"

"Then why'd you pose for it, hot shot?"

"It was a fundraiser! I don't know... I didn't think it would be this revealing."

"Give me that." Ripp snatched the calendar from Johnny's hand. "Oh... oh, my."

"Shut up."

"Johnny, this is fucking awesome! You're going to have people lining up to get a piece when they see this."

"Oh, come on..."

"No, really... I'm getting a hard-on just looking at it."

"You're an idiot and I hate you."

"I'm serious! It's hot." Johnny glared at him. "Oh, come on, now... aren't you jocks all gay for each other anyway? Gettin' all naked in the locker room and stuff?"

"You're an idiot."

"Hey, what's going on?" Ophelia asked, as she entered the room.

"John posed nude for a calendar fundraiser."

"Oh, really... Let me see that."

Johnny shuffled around awkwardly while Ophelia examined it.




"Nice. Real nice."

"Thanks, Phi."

"What is it with you Smiths and taking your clothes off, anyway?" she asked.

"Huh? What do you mean by that?"

"Oh... well, don't go to see the first year art show."

"WHY NOT?"

"Jill's naked and all over the paintings there," Ripp said, "It's pretty awesome."

"WHAT?!"

"Yeah, she didn't mention it?" Ophelia asked.

"Why would she?" Ripp laughed. "Johnny'd just go off the head." He smiled and looked over to where Johnny was fuming, and, in a moment of realization, he turned and grabbed Ripp by the shirt collar.

"Your BROTHER!"




 

Comments

[leskuh.livejournal.com]

:D

:D :D :D

[leskuh.livejournal.com]

So you totally made my night. Really. It has all of my favorite things in it!

- Johnny/Ripp teasing
- Nekkid Johnny
- Trio cuteness
-Nekkid Jill
- Jill/Buck implications and love

Just... OMG. I LOVE THIS.

*goes off to draw you lots and lots of naked Jills*

[soniabigcheese.livejournal.com]

*wolf whistles*

That's just TOO cute. And I love the fact that Ripp's tormenting Johnny about it too.
Oh boy, can you imagine Johnny's face if he sees Jill's 'life classes, nude poses'.....

You should make up a calendar with your characters in some (if not all) compromising poses.... that would be so cool..

[ikichi.livejournal.com]

You know, he'd probably calm down once he sees them. Life modeling poses aren't sexy (at least the challenging, enjoyable to draw ones aren't. But maybe the context of drawing nudes is so far removed from sex and so snuggly ensconced in "work".)

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Awww, yeah... hot stuff. *joins the whistling*

I love writing the Johnny and Ripp taunts and banter. It's so much fun.

Heheh. I'm sure the artistry of the paintings will win him over, and Jill always has the hypocrite card to pull out on him, since he did pose nude too. :P

I have that great calendar mesh from MTS2, with the pinups, animals, babies, cars, etc., and I'm so tempted to recolour it with some of my own images. The worst thing about recolouring is the images have to be so small, though. Even with .png images from a screencap program, I try to zoom out before I take the pics. I wonder if I'm just missing a really easy way to do it.

[ikichi.livejournal.com]

I love Ripp SO MUCH in this!

It's not that bad, Johnny. The ball (snicker) covers about as much as a swimsuit. ^__~

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

:D That makes me happy.

Hehehee. So many "ball" puns come to mind. I'm really going to have to reuse this gag.

[madame-ugly.livejournal.com]

I was thinking the same thing.

I have smaller man panties in my collection.

[dothesmustle.livejournal.com]

Oh God, JOHNNY, you are amazing.

Those sleazy Grunts, corrupting your little sister!

The nude of Johnny is hoooooooooot. *drools*

Poor Buck, though. I can imagine the way Johnny would just scream at Buck and Buck would be all "DDDDD:" OH BUCK I LOVE YOU I HOPE YOU CRY THOUGH I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CRY YOU'RE SO CUTE. :P

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Johnny's the man. ;)

Johnny has such a Grunt problem. One way or another, they're nothing but trouble.

Yeah, Buck would probably find Johnny pretty intimidating. Frances, however, not so much... I have this scene between them that I'm working on. I won't say much more, but it's funny, and involves Frances' Grunt-hunting behaviour.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Thanks. :) Yes, indeed he is.

[cindyanne1.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee hee hee. Somehow I think poor Buck just might be getting a visit from Johnny. Perhaps off camera, of course, lol!

It's neat how the Grunts and the Smiths are tied in together.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm not sure how much of this will surface in the main story, but it does happen, so I'll show something. I don't know if Johnny would run over there and flip out, but maybe... he is rather hot-headed. :P But you know that Jill would be having none of it.

Yeah, I really like how intertwined their families are, so I go with that as much as I can. It's all the more interesting for the animosity between their fathers.

[petite-sim.livejournal.com]

This is so hilarious. Mmm...I love that picture of Johnny. I bet Frances loves it too. Nude pictures of Jill probably wasn't the best idea on Buck's part, Johnny will probably kill him.

[xel-squirgle-ox.livejournal.com]

I could imagine Beau getting the calendar, actually. And both Frances and him ogling at it together. ...And then Tank comes in. :P

[redqueenofevil.livejournal.com]

Your BROTHER???

Would that be Johnny going off the head?

I laughed loud enough at this story (especially when I got to the snapshot), that my husband asked what was going on. HAHAHA!!!

Such a cute pose for Johnny. I want to see more calendar sims now. And I can't wait to see what beyondheroism__ draws next.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

No, not Johnny. Never. ;)

That's awesome. I'm glad you had a good laugh. I was so pleased that shot worked out. I knew there had to be a moment in that animation where the ball was positioned just so.

It would be fun to see what other poses I could come up with for a calendar. I could probably do The Shifting Paradymes, with just their instruments covering them up. That would be funny.

[showercapfrog.livejournal.com]

I was really confused at first about the last bit - I thought Johnny was talking about Tank, but it makes more sense for Johnny to beat up Ripp because of something Buck did.

Also, I love that picture sooo very much. I'm tempted to make a dirty calendar with Maxis sims now!

*Squees over the possibility of more pictures from beyondheroism__*

[showercapfrog.livejournal.com]

Also (belatedly) - is this leading up to where they compare penis size? Because I'm still excited about that (although I'm excited about a lot of things :P)

[swhedonberry.livejournal.com]

I loved the overprotective realization that the nude pics of Jill must have been done by Buck. Just the idea of anyone getting handsy with his baby sister sends him right off the rocker, even if it's someone who he knows, trusts, and I'm sure was aware of the possibility of naked time having occurred.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Johnny can't seem to let go of the overprotective big brother role, even though Jill is old enough for him to back off. He was also pretty in the dark about them dating. Since they've been shacking up together, Jill hasn't said anything to let on that Buck is her boyfriend and not her "girlfriend," so it doesn't get back to her parents.

Of course, he quickly realizes that he should have known better. It was one of those things that should have been obvious, but Johnny's usual hawk eyes have been distracted with his own mess of a love life.

[madame-ugly.livejournal.com]

*fap, fap, fap*

Yes, that's the sound of one handed. . .uh, applause. . .from the boys (and girls) in my neighborhoods.

(Pascal Curious requests a copy of this calendar to hang in the back room of his new store)

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

*snicker* I never get sick of the fapping thing. Where does that word for it come from? It's brilliant.

I like how you added girls as an afterthought there. Oh yeah, and some girls too... *snicker* But mostly boys.

Considering that Pascal is his uncle in a different reality, that's interesting (little does he know... ). It's definitly one of those calendars you'd find in the private washroom of a gas station. I like how you'd have it in the back room of a flower shop (well, home and garden... but close enough). Way to flip it around.

[simgarooop.livejournal.com]

LOL! I love how serious he looks in his picture. I laugh just imagining the face he surely made when he was told it was a nude picture.

Very artistic, Johnny! Guess many girls (and guys) around LFT are oogling at you right this moment!

And I like how Johnny takes out his anger at Buck with poor Ripp. Dude! If only he knew what those two have been doing for years! (then again, he might think Ripp is the mastermind behind the "corruption" of the young ones)

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he probably would have made a face when he realized it would be nude, but it didn't stop him, did it? For all his modesty about things like that, Johnny's actually a pretty cocky guy in other ways, so I imagine he was actually pretty proud to show off the body he's been working so hard to build.

He takes it all very seriously, of course. :P

Well, Ripp was a good substitute to represent the predatory nature of the Grunts. Johnny probably does wonder how similar they are now, because if Buck is even half as bad as Ripp... oooh, boy.

(And Ripp actually did teach Buck a thing or two, so Johnny wouldn't be completely wrong about that. I can just see him now... "You told him to do WHAT to my sister?!")

[tanathir.livejournal.com]

LOLOL I love these three so much! Hee hee, Buck's in trouble now...

Love the photo, by the way, and not just for the lovely amount of exposed green skin. Johnny's expression is just perfect.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Yes, Buck will be getting a stern talking to. *snicker* Or just a seriously arched brow.

He has this little hint of a smile in it, doesn't he? But mostly, he's VERY serious.

[sim-insanity.livejournal.com]

This is fantastic!

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Thanks. :)

[80sfiend.livejournal.com]

LOL this was so awesome. :P I love that Johnny posed naked and pic is hilarious. And Jill! I miss her! Sigh. I love the ending, I want to see a Johnny/Jill/Buck moment where Johnny tries to be all intimidating and Jill's all "I'm a grown up! YES I'm having SEX!". And Buck just sits there turning red. Ha. :D

...funny stuff as usual. ;)

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's exactly how I imagine that scene too. Jill will be all bold and saying things to try to embarrass Johnny into submission, but she'll end up making Buck embarassed instead.

Thanks. :)

[muslemura.livejournal.com]

*claps hands*

Such a wonderful way to begin a Friday morning :D I don't think I'll ever tire of Johnny/Ripp banter, their dynamic is just wonderful, and imagining Johnny's face as he realizes who's to 'blame' made me laugh out loud.

And a big "YAY!" for upcoming squirreltamer drawings as well :D

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Well, that's nice to hear. :) I love writing their banter too.

More drawings is always a good thing.

[sadieg79.livejournal.com]

LOL! Love it :D I always love the banter between those two; it is just like they're brothers, the way they carry on ^_^

I noticed this hasn't been mentioned yet, but - has Ripp come out as bi then? (Or did I miss something?) I know Ripp made out with Francis while drunk, then tried to pass himself of as straight (would try anything) later on, but now he's talking like an outed bisexual. *is confused*

Not that there's anything wrong in that of course - in fact I'm one myself ;)

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Thanks. :) They do have a very familiar way with each other, which is fun to write.

Well, no... though I do think at this point (a little into the future), he's probably a little more aware of the fact that he'd "try anything." Between Stella and Frances, and other things, he's thought about it. In this scene, though, he's really just trying to push Johnny's buttons, but maybe test his boundaries too?

I don't know if Ripp would ever really come out and say he was bisexual, and I'm not even sure it's the right word for it anyway. The word covers a lot of ground, so maybe it does apply, but it doesn't go into much detail.

Well, of course there's nothing wrong with it. :)

[drx4000.livejournal.com]

100th comment!

Nice drabble.


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