Drabble+: Leaves

[strangetomato]

Prompt: Leaves
Characters: Johnny Smith, Ripp Grunt, Ophelia Nigmos
Wordcount: 263
Imagecount: 1
Warnings: language, gratuitous nudity





"Oh my GOD, this leaves nothing to the imagination AT ALL!"

"Let me see..."

"No! I don't want you ogling this!"

"Then why'd you pose for it, hot shot?"

"It was a fundraiser! I don't know... I didn't think it would be this revealing."

"Give me that." Ripp snatched the calendar from Johnny's hand. "Oh... oh, my."

"Shut up."

"Johnny, this is fucking awesome! You're going to have people lining up to get a piece when they see this."

"Oh, come on..."

"No, really... I'm getting a hard-on just looking at it."

"You're an idiot and I hate you."

"I'm serious! It's hot." Johnny glared at him. "Oh, come on, now... aren't you jocks all gay for each other anyway? Gettin' all naked in the locker room and stuff?"

"You're an idiot."

"Hey, what's going on?" Ophelia asked, as she entered the room.

"John posed nude for a calendar fundraiser."

"Oh, really... Let me see that."

Johnny shuffled around awkwardly while Ophelia examined it.




"Nice. Real nice."

"Thanks, Phi."

"What is it with you Smiths and taking your clothes off, anyway?" she asked.

"Huh? What do you mean by that?"

"Oh... well, don't go to see the first year art show."

"WHY NOT?"

"Jill's naked and all over the paintings there," Ripp said, "It's pretty awesome."

"WHAT?!"

"Yeah, she didn't mention it?" Ophelia asked.

"Why would she?" Ripp laughed. "Johnny'd just go off the head." He smiled and looked over to where Johnny was fuming, and, in a moment of realization, he turned and grabbed Ripp by the shirt collar.

"Your BROTHER!"




 

Comments

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Awww, yeah... hot stuff. *joins the whistling*

I love writing the Johnny and Ripp taunts and banter. It's so much fun.

Heheh. I'm sure the artistry of the paintings will win him over, and Jill always has the hypocrite card to pull out on him, since he did pose nude too. :P

I have that great calendar mesh from MTS2, with the pinups, animals, babies, cars, etc., and I'm so tempted to recolour it with some of my own images. The worst thing about recolouring is the images have to be so small, though. Even with .png images from a screencap program, I try to zoom out before I take the pics. I wonder if I'm just missing a really easy way to do it.

[ikichi.livejournal.com]

What are you editing with again? 'Cause I know you can resize in P'shop.

(And Johnny's pose is much more cheesecake and much less artistic than hers will be. :D)

Weeee-eeeeel, you could aways make poster recolors, too... maybe with a calendar bottom like the Chinese take-out calendars.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

I use GIMP. I can resize things, but you lose quality when you resize. It's better with .pngs, but it's still pretty crappy when you reduce it that much.

Yeah, Johnny has the real cheesy, sexy pose going on. If he goes after Jill, she can easily turn it around on him.

like the Chinese take-out calendars.

You mean the ones with the hot babe and the cool car and the awesome house? :D Those crack me up. My SO's sister always has one of those in her apartment.

[ikichi.livejournal.com]

The huge image and the small-to-teeny calendar at the bottom.

[showercapfrog.livejournal.com]

Do it!

I'm trying to recolour various pictures with ingame pics I've taken, and I'm running into a similar issue - they look all crap and pixellated when they're in the photo frame, and the images have to be tiny. I don't think GIMP is made for sims photo making.