strangetomato: (rippwoohoo)
Prompt: None (Inspired by this post.)
Characters: Ripp Grunt and Ophelia Nigmos
Wordcount: 232
Imagecount: 1
Warnings: reference to violence/death, sexual suggestiveness

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strangetomato: (rippwoohoo)


He would never, EVER admit this to anyone, and it’s not like it actually turned him on in any way, but speaking completely objectively… he didn’t think Frances was all that bad of a kisser.
strangetomato: (rippwoohoo)


He prefers emotional pornography (aka soap operas) to actual pornography. He only really likes porn where it seems like the actors are actually enjoying themselves (especially the women, which is hard to come by), and he just really, really loves his soaps. Pleasant View, The Lost and the Aspirationless, Bard Boulevard… you name it, and he probably watches it.
strangetomato: (rippwoohoo)


Ophelia: Do you really think the world is going to end?

Johnny: I doubt it. I wouldn’t worry about it, but we should probably spend the day wisely, just in case.

Ripp: Well I know what I would do…



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I hope you've all made the most of this day. I know I always do every time I face another doomsday/rapture/Y2K/apocalypse. :P Today I tried to finish all my Christmas shopping. Yeah, I went pretty wild.
strangetomato: (rippwoohoo)
The Holiday Love Meme has reached four pages of comments. Thanks for sharing all that love, everyone! :)




Ripp: Well, this is it! Merry KISSmas, Johnny!


But wait, what's this...? )

Johnny Smith doesn't do things halfway. ;) (And hey, the world might end soon, so what the hell, right? Haha!)

Merry Kissmas! XD
strangetomato: (rippwoohoo)
I may be having way too much fun with these guys. XD




Johnny: Okay, ‘fess up. You left most of those sims_anon prompts yourself, right?

Ripp: Yeah, you got me. I definitely left those prompts about me having a limp dick, being knocked up, getting caught jerking off, and sucking your—

Johnny: What about the threesome ones? The ones about you and the Pleasant twins? And I know for a FACT that you left that Jill/Ophelia one…

Ripp: Okay, so maybe I did plant a couple of them, but the rest are there because people think I’m so fucking sexy.

Johnny: Yeah, well I have a bigger dick.

Ripp: Fuck you, Smith! Fuck. You.

Johnny: Nice comeback. Articulate and well-reasoned.

Ripp: Stop using that to win arguments!


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