Drabble+: Leaves

[strangetomato]

Prompt: Leaves
Characters: Johnny Smith, Ripp Grunt, Ophelia Nigmos
Wordcount: 263
Imagecount: 1
Warnings: language, gratuitous nudity





"Oh my GOD, this leaves nothing to the imagination AT ALL!"

"Let me see..."

"No! I don't want you ogling this!"

"Then why'd you pose for it, hot shot?"

"It was a fundraiser! I don't know... I didn't think it would be this revealing."

"Give me that." Ripp snatched the calendar from Johnny's hand. "Oh... oh, my."

"Shut up."

"Johnny, this is fucking awesome! You're going to have people lining up to get a piece when they see this."

"Oh, come on..."

"No, really... I'm getting a hard-on just looking at it."

"You're an idiot and I hate you."

"I'm serious! It's hot." Johnny glared at him. "Oh, come on, now... aren't you jocks all gay for each other anyway? Gettin' all naked in the locker room and stuff?"

"You're an idiot."

"Hey, what's going on?" Ophelia asked, as she entered the room.

"John posed nude for a calendar fundraiser."

"Oh, really... Let me see that."

Johnny shuffled around awkwardly while Ophelia examined it.




"Nice. Real nice."

"Thanks, Phi."

"What is it with you Smiths and taking your clothes off, anyway?" she asked.

"Huh? What do you mean by that?"

"Oh... well, don't go to see the first year art show."

"WHY NOT?"

"Jill's naked and all over the paintings there," Ripp said, "It's pretty awesome."

"WHAT?!"

"Yeah, she didn't mention it?" Ophelia asked.

"Why would she?" Ripp laughed. "Johnny'd just go off the head." He smiled and looked over to where Johnny was fuming, and, in a moment of realization, he turned and grabbed Ripp by the shirt collar.

"Your BROTHER!"




 

Comments

[showercapfrog.livejournal.com]

I was really confused at first about the last bit - I thought Johnny was talking about Tank, but it makes more sense for Johnny to beat up Ripp because of something Buck did.

Also, I love that picture sooo very much. I'm tempted to make a dirty calendar with Maxis sims now!

*Squees over the possibility of more pictures from beyondheroism__*

[showercapfrog.livejournal.com]

Also (belatedly) - is this leading up to where they compare penis size? Because I'm still excited about that (although I'm excited about a lot of things :P)

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

No, not exactly, but it does all take place in roughly the same period of time. A period of increased openness about such things.

I do believe it's Ripp's insistence on quoting and singing lines from Bigs Balls by ACDC that finally leads into that conversation, actually. :P

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Oh, haha. Nope, it's not the brother he's usually raging on about. All the Grunts take a turn pissing Johnny off. It's a rite of passage for them.

Yeah, why not? It's pretty funny. I'm so glad I removed the censor blur in my game (with ACR, it was getting really annoying), because shots like that would be impossible with the blur.

She has been doing some drawings of Jill for me to use in the game as custom paintings, to use as Buck's artwork, so she's going to do some nudes for me. Pretty cool.