Drabble+: Leaves

[strangetomato]

Prompt: Leaves
Characters: Johnny Smith, Ripp Grunt, Ophelia Nigmos
Wordcount: 263
Imagecount: 1
Warnings: language, gratuitous nudity





"Oh my GOD, this leaves nothing to the imagination AT ALL!"

"Let me see..."

"No! I don't want you ogling this!"

"Then why'd you pose for it, hot shot?"

"It was a fundraiser! I don't know... I didn't think it would be this revealing."

"Give me that." Ripp snatched the calendar from Johnny's hand. "Oh... oh, my."

"Shut up."

"Johnny, this is fucking awesome! You're going to have people lining up to get a piece when they see this."

"Oh, come on..."

"No, really... I'm getting a hard-on just looking at it."

"You're an idiot and I hate you."

"I'm serious! It's hot." Johnny glared at him. "Oh, come on, now... aren't you jocks all gay for each other anyway? Gettin' all naked in the locker room and stuff?"

"You're an idiot."

"Hey, what's going on?" Ophelia asked, as she entered the room.

"John posed nude for a calendar fundraiser."

"Oh, really... Let me see that."

Johnny shuffled around awkwardly while Ophelia examined it.




"Nice. Real nice."

"Thanks, Phi."

"What is it with you Smiths and taking your clothes off, anyway?" she asked.

"Huh? What do you mean by that?"

"Oh... well, don't go to see the first year art show."

"WHY NOT?"

"Jill's naked and all over the paintings there," Ripp said, "It's pretty awesome."

"WHAT?!"

"Yeah, she didn't mention it?" Ophelia asked.

"Why would she?" Ripp laughed. "Johnny'd just go off the head." He smiled and looked over to where Johnny was fuming, and, in a moment of realization, he turned and grabbed Ripp by the shirt collar.

"Your BROTHER!"




 

Comments

[redqueenofevil.livejournal.com]

Your BROTHER???

Would that be Johnny going off the head?

I laughed loud enough at this story (especially when I got to the snapshot), that my husband asked what was going on. HAHAHA!!!

Such a cute pose for Johnny. I want to see more calendar sims now. And I can't wait to see what beyondheroism__ draws next.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

No, not Johnny. Never. ;)

That's awesome. I'm glad you had a good laugh. I was so pleased that shot worked out. I knew there had to be a moment in that animation where the ball was positioned just so.

It would be fun to see what other poses I could come up with for a calendar. I could probably do The Shifting Paradymes, with just their instruments covering them up. That would be funny.

[redqueenofevil.livejournal.com]

Yes. Totally doable. Actually, didn't the Chili Peppers do that once? I know they did shows wearing nothing but socks over their unmentionables....

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they did. It was a pretty funny gag, but I wonder how they got the socks to stay on? Obviously, they wouldn't have done it if they had anything they would be embarrassed to show off. ;)