Drabble+: Leaves

[strangetomato]

Prompt: Leaves
Characters: Johnny Smith, Ripp Grunt, Ophelia Nigmos
Wordcount: 263
Imagecount: 1
Warnings: language, gratuitous nudity





"Oh my GOD, this leaves nothing to the imagination AT ALL!"

"Let me see..."

"No! I don't want you ogling this!"

"Then why'd you pose for it, hot shot?"

"It was a fundraiser! I don't know... I didn't think it would be this revealing."

"Give me that." Ripp snatched the calendar from Johnny's hand. "Oh... oh, my."

"Shut up."

"Johnny, this is fucking awesome! You're going to have people lining up to get a piece when they see this."

"Oh, come on..."

"No, really... I'm getting a hard-on just looking at it."

"You're an idiot and I hate you."

"I'm serious! It's hot." Johnny glared at him. "Oh, come on, now... aren't you jocks all gay for each other anyway? Gettin' all naked in the locker room and stuff?"

"You're an idiot."

"Hey, what's going on?" Ophelia asked, as she entered the room.

"John posed nude for a calendar fundraiser."

"Oh, really... Let me see that."

Johnny shuffled around awkwardly while Ophelia examined it.




"Nice. Real nice."

"Thanks, Phi."

"What is it with you Smiths and taking your clothes off, anyway?" she asked.

"Huh? What do you mean by that?"

"Oh... well, don't go to see the first year art show."

"WHY NOT?"

"Jill's naked and all over the paintings there," Ripp said, "It's pretty awesome."

"WHAT?!"

"Yeah, she didn't mention it?" Ophelia asked.

"Why would she?" Ripp laughed. "Johnny'd just go off the head." He smiled and looked over to where Johnny was fuming, and, in a moment of realization, he turned and grabbed Ripp by the shirt collar.

"Your BROTHER!"




 

Comments

[petite-sim.livejournal.com]

This is so hilarious. Mmm...I love that picture of Johnny. I bet Frances loves it too. Nude pictures of Jill probably wasn't the best idea on Buck's part, Johnny will probably kill him.

[xel-squirgle-ox.livejournal.com]

I could imagine Beau getting the calendar, actually. And both Frances and him ogling at it together. ...And then Tank comes in. :P

[ikichi.livejournal.com]

And has an aneurysm. Bad enough Ripp makes out with EVERY sim who expresses interest in him, now he's been passed over for the ALIEN. AGAIN (even though she was with the alien first). D:<

::giggles::

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Tank would not handle all the Johnny ogling very well.

But hey, if he wants to compete, he needs to strip down and take some glamour shots too. ;) Like that will happen.

Now I'm imagining Beau trying to talk him into it, telling him he could make millions. *snicker*

[tanathir.livejournal.com]

Tank...nude calendar photoshoot...

Did you just break my brain?

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

I totally agree. Beau would actually line up to be the first to buy it and them bring it to show Frances, who'd be like, "Oh, please... that's so crude and vulgar and... hey, let me see that." :D

Tank walks in, of course. Tank walking in on something that would make him or Frances uncomfortable is like my only joke with them, and it keeps happening all the time. Tank gets sort of uncomfortable, until he notices that familiar green face...

Then he goes completely blind.

[xel-squirgle-ox.livejournal.com]

YES! THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS IMAGINING. XD

...And then Tank would make a WHOLE calendar of himself to get back at him. And then Johnny would have to do two. And so on and so on lmao.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Heheh. I hadn't even thought about Frances. Yes, I could see him enjoying something like this. Now that he's somewhat out in the open about his sexuality, he might even go nuts and hang it on the wall.

Nah... I can't see Johnny killing Buck, or even telling him off, really, because he hardly has the right to (though I suppose that hasn't stoppped him in the past). He's more likely to rage in private and then give Jill a good talking to. She should love that. :P