Drabble+: Leaves

[strangetomato]

Prompt: Leaves
Characters: Johnny Smith, Ripp Grunt, Ophelia Nigmos
Wordcount: 263
Imagecount: 1
Warnings: language, gratuitous nudity





"Oh my GOD, this leaves nothing to the imagination AT ALL!"

"Let me see..."

"No! I don't want you ogling this!"

"Then why'd you pose for it, hot shot?"

"It was a fundraiser! I don't know... I didn't think it would be this revealing."

"Give me that." Ripp snatched the calendar from Johnny's hand. "Oh... oh, my."

"Shut up."

"Johnny, this is fucking awesome! You're going to have people lining up to get a piece when they see this."

"Oh, come on..."

"No, really... I'm getting a hard-on just looking at it."

"You're an idiot and I hate you."

"I'm serious! It's hot." Johnny glared at him. "Oh, come on, now... aren't you jocks all gay for each other anyway? Gettin' all naked in the locker room and stuff?"

"You're an idiot."

"Hey, what's going on?" Ophelia asked, as she entered the room.

"John posed nude for a calendar fundraiser."

"Oh, really... Let me see that."

Johnny shuffled around awkwardly while Ophelia examined it.




"Nice. Real nice."

"Thanks, Phi."

"What is it with you Smiths and taking your clothes off, anyway?" she asked.

"Huh? What do you mean by that?"

"Oh... well, don't go to see the first year art show."

"WHY NOT?"

"Jill's naked and all over the paintings there," Ripp said, "It's pretty awesome."

"WHAT?!"

"Yeah, she didn't mention it?" Ophelia asked.

"Why would she?" Ripp laughed. "Johnny'd just go off the head." He smiled and looked over to where Johnny was fuming, and, in a moment of realization, he turned and grabbed Ripp by the shirt collar.

"Your BROTHER!"




 

Comments

[simgarooop.livejournal.com]

LOL! I love how serious he looks in his picture. I laugh just imagining the face he surely made when he was told it was a nude picture.

Very artistic, Johnny! Guess many girls (and guys) around LFT are oogling at you right this moment!

And I like how Johnny takes out his anger at Buck with poor Ripp. Dude! If only he knew what those two have been doing for years! (then again, he might think Ripp is the mastermind behind the "corruption" of the young ones)

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he probably would have made a face when he realized it would be nude, but it didn't stop him, did it? For all his modesty about things like that, Johnny's actually a pretty cocky guy in other ways, so I imagine he was actually pretty proud to show off the body he's been working so hard to build.

He takes it all very seriously, of course. :P

Well, Ripp was a good substitute to represent the predatory nature of the Grunts. Johnny probably does wonder how similar they are now, because if Buck is even half as bad as Ripp... oooh, boy.

(And Ripp actually did teach Buck a thing or two, so Johnny wouldn't be completely wrong about that. I can just see him now... "You told him to do WHAT to my sister?!")

[swhedonberry.livejournal.com]

Cocky? Alllll Riiigghtt