Drabble+: Leaves

[strangetomato]

Prompt: Leaves
Characters: Johnny Smith, Ripp Grunt, Ophelia Nigmos
Wordcount: 263
Imagecount: 1
Warnings: language, gratuitous nudity





"Oh my GOD, this leaves nothing to the imagination AT ALL!"

"Let me see..."

"No! I don't want you ogling this!"

"Then why'd you pose for it, hot shot?"

"It was a fundraiser! I don't know... I didn't think it would be this revealing."

"Give me that." Ripp snatched the calendar from Johnny's hand. "Oh... oh, my."

"Shut up."

"Johnny, this is fucking awesome! You're going to have people lining up to get a piece when they see this."

"Oh, come on..."

"No, really... I'm getting a hard-on just looking at it."

"You're an idiot and I hate you."

"I'm serious! It's hot." Johnny glared at him. "Oh, come on, now... aren't you jocks all gay for each other anyway? Gettin' all naked in the locker room and stuff?"

"You're an idiot."

"Hey, what's going on?" Ophelia asked, as she entered the room.

"John posed nude for a calendar fundraiser."

"Oh, really... Let me see that."

Johnny shuffled around awkwardly while Ophelia examined it.




"Nice. Real nice."

"Thanks, Phi."

"What is it with you Smiths and taking your clothes off, anyway?" she asked.

"Huh? What do you mean by that?"

"Oh... well, don't go to see the first year art show."

"WHY NOT?"

"Jill's naked and all over the paintings there," Ripp said, "It's pretty awesome."

"WHAT?!"

"Yeah, she didn't mention it?" Ophelia asked.

"Why would she?" Ripp laughed. "Johnny'd just go off the head." He smiled and looked over to where Johnny was fuming, and, in a moment of realization, he turned and grabbed Ripp by the shirt collar.

"Your BROTHER!"




 

Comments

[leskuh.livejournal.com]

Haha, it was a clever trick - hitting all my weak points. But yeah, I can understand the need to just write something fun to get out of the angst pit. And this was great.

I love him! I doubt Jill gives a shit about all the nekkid art of her. It just shows that Buck LOOOOOOVES her.

The most right thing I've done in a long time. I'll definitely work more on Jills - probably lots tonight just because I'm now all about it.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

I was driving to pick up my SO from work, actually, when I thought of this nekkid Johnny with the FT animations, and instead of filing it away for future reference, I did it right away. Now I'm back to working on the Nervous stuff...

I see Jill being as okay with figure drawings as I would be (and am). In many ways, she's the character that's most like me (just as Buck is a lot like my SO). I think she'd want to do something that her family would most likely not approve of.

Oh, but you did that trio drawing... that was very right. :D And the Jill and Phi drawing. You've been making a lot of great stuff, I thought, but maybe I'm biased. ;)

[leskuh.livejournal.com]

Haha, what an awesome thought process. 'Naked...Johnny? NO TIME TO WASTE. THIS IS LIFE OR DEATH.'

Yeah, I can't see her caring much and would actually think it's kind of neat.

Heehee, I think you're just a little biased indeed. But, yeah, I think those are pretty right too.