Drabble+: Leaves

[strangetomato]

Prompt: Leaves
Characters: Johnny Smith, Ripp Grunt, Ophelia Nigmos
Wordcount: 263
Imagecount: 1
Warnings: language, gratuitous nudity





"Oh my GOD, this leaves nothing to the imagination AT ALL!"

"Let me see..."

"No! I don't want you ogling this!"

"Then why'd you pose for it, hot shot?"

"It was a fundraiser! I don't know... I didn't think it would be this revealing."

"Give me that." Ripp snatched the calendar from Johnny's hand. "Oh... oh, my."

"Shut up."

"Johnny, this is fucking awesome! You're going to have people lining up to get a piece when they see this."

"Oh, come on..."

"No, really... I'm getting a hard-on just looking at it."

"You're an idiot and I hate you."

"I'm serious! It's hot." Johnny glared at him. "Oh, come on, now... aren't you jocks all gay for each other anyway? Gettin' all naked in the locker room and stuff?"

"You're an idiot."

"Hey, what's going on?" Ophelia asked, as she entered the room.

"John posed nude for a calendar fundraiser."

"Oh, really... Let me see that."

Johnny shuffled around awkwardly while Ophelia examined it.




"Nice. Real nice."

"Thanks, Phi."

"What is it with you Smiths and taking your clothes off, anyway?" she asked.

"Huh? What do you mean by that?"

"Oh... well, don't go to see the first year art show."

"WHY NOT?"

"Jill's naked and all over the paintings there," Ripp said, "It's pretty awesome."

"WHAT?!"

"Yeah, she didn't mention it?" Ophelia asked.

"Why would she?" Ripp laughed. "Johnny'd just go off the head." He smiled and looked over to where Johnny was fuming, and, in a moment of realization, he turned and grabbed Ripp by the shirt collar.

"Your BROTHER!"




 

Comments

[leskuh.livejournal.com]

Technically, boys 'fap' and girls 'shlick'.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shlicka%20shlicka%20shlick

But fap sounds funnier I think and so girls tend to use it too.

(oh and it's onomatopoeia! :D )

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

That's awesome. It does sound more like that, unless you're doing it for porn, and then fapping might really be appropriate (but seriously, who ever does it that way? o_O).

I find it funnier to use fapping for girls too.

Who started using those terms? Is it a fandom thing? I've only came across them since I've been in the simming community.

(That's such a good word.)

[leskuh.livejournal.com]

Lol!

I'm pretty sure its a fandom thing. One of the entries in UD says something about it being popularized as a sound effect for masturbation in japanese comics. So that's probably it.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, yes. That makes sense that it would come from Manga or anime. *nods*

There is some seriously stylized and OTT sex stuff in those comics. Bodily fluids can be... a little overwhelming.

[madame-ugly.livejournal.com]

SWEET. I learned something new today.

(and I knew someone would know the word I was talking about)