Drabble+: Leaves

[strangetomato]

Prompt: Leaves
Characters: Johnny Smith, Ripp Grunt, Ophelia Nigmos
Wordcount: 263
Imagecount: 1
Warnings: language, gratuitous nudity





"Oh my GOD, this leaves nothing to the imagination AT ALL!"

"Let me see..."

"No! I don't want you ogling this!"

"Then why'd you pose for it, hot shot?"

"It was a fundraiser! I don't know... I didn't think it would be this revealing."

"Give me that." Ripp snatched the calendar from Johnny's hand. "Oh... oh, my."

"Shut up."

"Johnny, this is fucking awesome! You're going to have people lining up to get a piece when they see this."

"Oh, come on..."

"No, really... I'm getting a hard-on just looking at it."

"You're an idiot and I hate you."

"I'm serious! It's hot." Johnny glared at him. "Oh, come on, now... aren't you jocks all gay for each other anyway? Gettin' all naked in the locker room and stuff?"

"You're an idiot."

"Hey, what's going on?" Ophelia asked, as she entered the room.

"John posed nude for a calendar fundraiser."

"Oh, really... Let me see that."

Johnny shuffled around awkwardly while Ophelia examined it.




"Nice. Real nice."

"Thanks, Phi."

"What is it with you Smiths and taking your clothes off, anyway?" she asked.

"Huh? What do you mean by that?"

"Oh... well, don't go to see the first year art show."

"WHY NOT?"

"Jill's naked and all over the paintings there," Ripp said, "It's pretty awesome."

"WHAT?!"

"Yeah, she didn't mention it?" Ophelia asked.

"Why would she?" Ripp laughed. "Johnny'd just go off the head." He smiled and looked over to where Johnny was fuming, and, in a moment of realization, he turned and grabbed Ripp by the shirt collar.

"Your BROTHER!"




 

Comments

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Oh god. Not a DIAPER! Is he really that old? XD

And you were involved in that Frances cybering, weren't you? Of course you're sick! That was brilliant, by the way. Were you responsible for having Buzz cast Level 8 Eroticism? That part nearly slayed me.

Oh, I thought I saw you mention it as being sooner than that. You capricorns are pretty cool, I agree. My SO is one too, as is my father (Oooh, I see an Electra complex forming... :P).

[xel-squirgle-ox.livejournal.com]

She was TANK. I was FRANCIS. BUZZ was lazyoceans. :P

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

You spelled his name wrong! D:

Oh, haha. Well, you all did good comedy. Who was Ripp? I loved how he was just crying his eyes out the whole time.

[dothesmustle.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, Ripp was showercapfrog.

[xel-squirgle-ox.livejournal.com]

I spelled it wrong for a reason. That's my COCKSLAP nickname and I didn't want to be FRANCES because that's already taken by a really awesome sim. XD

[dothesmustle.livejournal.com]

Yes! He is that old! xD

Nah, I was Tank. General Buzz was lazyoceans, he's hilarious. My favorite part of that was "* GENERAL_BUZZ PUTS ON HIS ROBE AND WIZARD HAT." Picturing the General in a wizard hat is just..epic lulz.

LOL. Electra complex. That reminds me of the secret I saw at ljsecret. It said, "Dr.Freud ships You/Your Mom" I laugh every time I think of it.