Drabble+: Sexy

[strangetomato]

Prompt: Sexy
Character: Jaxy Rai, Zoe Zimmerman, and Ripp Grunt
Wordcount: 333
Warnings: language, LOTS of sexual references (well, what did you expect?)

"Twikkii Island Titties?! What the fuck is all this shit?"

"It would appear to be Gunnar's abandoned porno collection."

Zaxy perused the stack, reacting in horror to each new title. "I mean - Sluts of Sim City? Volume FIVE?! What the fuck?"

"That's a classic, I hear." Zoe laughed.

"This is NOT sexy. Look at these fake tits! That's so wrong." Jaxy turned to Ripp. "C'mon, be honest with me... do guys really like these fake pieces of crap?"

"Well, they look okay."

"But they don't even move."

"I hear they don't really feel any good either," he said.

"I'll take real any day," Jaxy declared, "Nice, big, REAL jugs."

"Big tits are overrated," Zoe said, "You don't really need any more than a handful. The rest just goes to waste."

"The rest is a BONUS," Ripp corrected.

"What's the point, though?"

"Well, there ARE some uses for them...," he added, with a grin.

"You're such a GUY, Ripp." Zoe rolled her eyes. "Dumbass guys and their big sloppy tits. I'd take a nice hot little rack over that any day."

"You're only saying that because I'm cherry-chested, Zo. You’re just sucking up."

"No, really... you have nice little tits."

"God, this shit is disgusting." Jaxy flung the case at Ripp. “Here. Happy fucking transition-day. It’s an early gift.”

“I don’t want your re-gifted porn!” Jaxy looked at him like she didn’t really believe him. “Besides, I’ve watched all of these already…”

“Ah-HA! I knew it.”

"No, really… these aren't even any fucking good. Too staged. It doesn’t look very real… like they’re just performing. I only really like it if the girl looks like she's actually having a good time - you know? Like, is it too much to ask that they actually touch each other and stuff?"

"What a little sweetheart." Jaxy rolled her eyes.

“I’m serious.”

"You'd beat off to fucking anything, Ripp. The Sears catalogue underwear section will do."

"Hey, those models are HOT, okay?"

“You’re such a loser.”

Comments

[swhedonberry.livejournal.com]

Yup, Ripp's definitely got a healthy drive...

The disturbing thing is that I've had this conversation with when a group of us were helping an injured friend get moved out of his apartment.

He's the only guy I've ever known who put his "special" film collection in with all of his regular films...in alphabetical order.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

He sure does. ;) Almost TOO healthy.

I've had so many of these conversations. Way too many. It was easy to mine them for these comments.

Wow. That's different. What if his mom came to visit? (Boy, don't you love those moments where you scramble to hide the "not parent appropriate" stuff for those last-minute visits?)

[swhedonberry.livejournal.com]

He didn't really care and his mom was this tiny, librarian-like woman who never really said anything. It was weird on an epic level.

My Buddy(also his roomie): "Dude, aren't you going to hide those before your parents get here?"

Icki (my friend): "What?! At least they'll know I'm a straight theater major."

Dyer: You're sick man.

Icki: It's just porn.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

I would assume a tiny, librarian-like woman would be the worst sort of mother to be faced with a porn collection, but what do I know? I don't understand those open, permissive sort of families at all. It's so far from what I grew up with.

At least they'll know I'm a straight theater major."

He does have a point there. The mom was probably relieved.

[themhooligans.livejournal.com]

I don't understand those open, permissive sort of families at all. It's so far from what I grew up with.

Remind me to mine you for information about that sort of thing some time, cause I came from a permissive household and I don't understand the opposite at all. Maybe we can help each other understand. Either that or get each other even more confused.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Sounds good. Did you have parents that would party with you, and stuff like that? That's just so foreign to me, but I did have friends that grew up in a similar situation.

Mine weren't too bad, but they were very strict about a lot of things, and it was a pretty religious upbringing, so there were a lot of things that were avoided because of that (or at least kept from their view - I still did most everything you can think of).

[themhooligans.livejournal.com]

Party....what is this word? No, they wouldn't party with me (us), but we weren't told to fuck off when their adult friends came over. We ended up pretty "mature" because of this.

What they didn't do was worry about us. I mean, they worried, but not about anything that we were doing, if that makes any sense? Granted, we weren't allowed to go running around everywhere, but we weren't in any danger either.

And like now. They know we will drink or smoke or have sex if we want, they just want us to be happy and careful. So I don't know if that makes for a permissive childhood, but...yeah.

Oh, and I didn't have to go to school for the first seven years. And was homeschooled for two years after that. So, Sheltered? Definitely. Permissive? Yeah probably.

[madame-ugly.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

Wacking off to Sears granny panties. Ooh, with the tummy control panel.

Ooh, is it warm in here or just me?

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm... MILF-y. *snicker*

(Those are such "mom" underwear. No offense to you moms out there... I don't exactly wear a thong every day myself.)

[franwi.livejournal.com]

I miss Gunnar. I also find it hilarious that Ripp has somehow seen Gunnar's entire stash of porn. Did Gunnar loan them out, or was he hosting a guy's "movie" night? ;)

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Well, I'd imagine that he saw them during one of their all-night drunken parties. Or maybe he borrowed them. (Now I'm imagining a funny scene where Ripp accidentally put the wrong disk into one of the movie cases at the apartment, and Johnny and Phi end up putting it on one night. *snicker* The scene almost writes itself...)

It's funnier when you consider that Ripp doesn't even really like Gunnar. He must have subjected himself to hanging out with Gunnar JUST to watch the porn.

[franwi.livejournal.com]

It's funnier when you consider that Ripp doesn't even really like Gunnar. He must have subjected himself to hanging out with Gunnar JUST to watch the porn.
EXACTLY! Hilarious.

[simfinite.livejournal.com]

You've got your characters down solidly, and it shows in every update and drabble post. I love doing drabbles like these, myself. Just a thought, if you're ever looking for more, over at www.nanowrimo.org, in the forums, under "Games, Diversions, and Other Exciting Forms of Procrastination", there are several characterization prompt posts, like "What Would Your Character Do If...", "Which of Your Characters Would...", "What Would Your Character Do..." and "Charaterization Game". Some of them are very interesting, and really get you thinking. ;)

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I'm glad you think so. These drabbles are great for thinking through all those little details.

Thank you for that recommendation! :) Those do look like useful activities.

[smjoshsims.livejournal.com]

Tis entire thing was just so fresh. I don't even know what's worse, that I've had this conversation before, or that Ripp has seen all of them.

Did you have fun coming up with the names? Twikii Island Titties made me LOL so hard, and I'm still laughing at sluts of Sim City. It would have taken me all day to come up with priceless names like that. :D

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Heheh. It's a racy conversation, for sure. That's what makes it so much fun.

Yeah, the names were fun. Those types of "films" tend to have really silly names, so it wasn't too hard to churn out a couple of decent ones. Virgins of Veronaville comes to mind as another possibility. :P

[abbycat900.livejournal.com]

Twikii Island Titties XD Oh, jeeze, lol-worthy.

You've got to love Jaxy and Zoe. And Ripp of course.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

It's fun to write the three of them together. They're so open about everything, and I like trying to come up with funny ways for them to mock each other.

[redqueenofevil.livejournal.com]

Hey now! Twikkii Island Titties actually had a plot! *snort*

All kidding aside, that was the best conversation about pr0n in a ts2 I've seen. It also reminds me of some of my roommates in the past.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Sure it did. *snort* A very rich and complex plot...

Thanks. That's a great compliment. I aspire to write realistically about such things.

[hidden-kitten.livejournal.com]

My boyfriend and I are both laughing. TY for that, we needed it :D
BONUS made me lol especially loud.

[vega-pleiades.livejournal.com]

I love how even though this seems like a light-hearted fluff piece, it really shows how deep Ripp's character runs. You would expect him to be the sort of guy who watches and loves porn and objectifies women on the outside - but he honestly loves and respects women, I think. And that's refreshing, to see a romance sim who isn't portrayed as being objectifying.

[(Anonymous)]

"Twikkii Island Titties" ? I laughed so much reading this. I was like : "What is that post ?" I love the fact that your sims aren't just always nice and stuff but realistic, saying bad words and reading (yes, Gunnar, I'm talking to you) bad literature !

gab75

[muslemura.livejournal.com]

These three are almost as good together as JRO. Almost ;) Twikkii Island Titties practically had me snorting coffee in my keyboard.

[ikichi.livejournal.com]

Jaxy and Zoe are so awesome. But I'm with Ripp on the content thing.

[mythic-dreamer.livejournal.com]

I love your strangetown stories. I've just spent the last three or four days catching up on all of them (I'm slow sometimes), and they're a lot of fun. It makes me want to try my hand at storytelling (I think, in a way, it would be harder than writing novels, which what I'm used to). I'm looking forward to the next chapter, and I hope you don't mind if I friend you! :) I know, I'm a dork.

[abbycat900.livejournal.com]

-clears throat-
Taken from a website...
Zoe - Talentless rock chick. Prepared to use sex as a weapon.

[80sfiend.livejournal.com]

You're so good at these. :) I love that you know all the characters so well and can write these so well. :)