Drabble+: Sexy
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strangetomatoPrompt: Sexy
Character: Jaxy Rai, Zoe Zimmerman, and Ripp Grunt
Wordcount: 333
Warnings: language, LOTS of sexual references (well, what did you expect?)
"Twikkii Island Titties?! What the fuck is all this shit?"
"It would appear to be Gunnar's abandoned porno collection."
Zaxy perused the stack, reacting in horror to each new title. "I mean - Sluts of Sim City? Volume FIVE?! What the fuck?"
"That's a classic, I hear." Zoe laughed.
"This is NOT sexy. Look at these fake tits! That's so wrong." Jaxy turned to Ripp. "C'mon, be honest with me... do guys really like these fake pieces of crap?"
"Well, they look okay."
"But they don't even move."
"I hear they don't really feel any good either," he said.
"I'll take real any day," Jaxy declared, "Nice, big, REAL jugs."
"Big tits are overrated," Zoe said, "You don't really need any more than a handful. The rest just goes to waste."
"The rest is a BONUS," Ripp corrected.
"What's the point, though?"
"Well, there ARE some uses for them...," he added, with a grin.
"You're such a GUY, Ripp." Zoe rolled her eyes. "Dumbass guys and their big sloppy tits. I'd take a nice hot little rack over that any day."
"You're only saying that because I'm cherry-chested, Zo. You’re just sucking up."
"No, really... you have nice little tits."
"God, this shit is disgusting." Jaxy flung the case at Ripp. “Here. Happy fucking transition-day. It’s an early gift.”
“I don’t want your re-gifted porn!” Jaxy looked at him like she didn’t really believe him. “Besides, I’ve watched all of these already…”
“Ah-HA! I knew it.”
"No, really… these aren't even any fucking good. Too staged. It doesn’t look very real… like they’re just performing. I only really like it if the girl looks like she's actually having a good time - you know? Like, is it too much to ask that they actually touch each other and stuff?"
"What a little sweetheart." Jaxy rolled her eyes.
“I’m serious.”
"You'd beat off to fucking anything, Ripp. The Sears catalogue underwear section will do."
"Hey, those models are HOT, okay?"
“You’re such a loser.”
Character: Jaxy Rai, Zoe Zimmerman, and Ripp Grunt
Wordcount: 333
Warnings: language, LOTS of sexual references (well, what did you expect?)
"Twikkii Island Titties?! What the fuck is all this shit?"
"It would appear to be Gunnar's abandoned porno collection."
Zaxy perused the stack, reacting in horror to each new title. "I mean - Sluts of Sim City? Volume FIVE?! What the fuck?"
"That's a classic, I hear." Zoe laughed.
"This is NOT sexy. Look at these fake tits! That's so wrong." Jaxy turned to Ripp. "C'mon, be honest with me... do guys really like these fake pieces of crap?"
"Well, they look okay."
"But they don't even move."
"I hear they don't really feel any good either," he said.
"I'll take real any day," Jaxy declared, "Nice, big, REAL jugs."
"Big tits are overrated," Zoe said, "You don't really need any more than a handful. The rest just goes to waste."
"The rest is a BONUS," Ripp corrected.
"What's the point, though?"
"Well, there ARE some uses for them...," he added, with a grin.
"You're such a GUY, Ripp." Zoe rolled her eyes. "Dumbass guys and their big sloppy tits. I'd take a nice hot little rack over that any day."
"You're only saying that because I'm cherry-chested, Zo. You’re just sucking up."
"No, really... you have nice little tits."
"God, this shit is disgusting." Jaxy flung the case at Ripp. “Here. Happy fucking transition-day. It’s an early gift.”
“I don’t want your re-gifted porn!” Jaxy looked at him like she didn’t really believe him. “Besides, I’ve watched all of these already…”
“Ah-HA! I knew it.”
"No, really… these aren't even any fucking good. Too staged. It doesn’t look very real… like they’re just performing. I only really like it if the girl looks like she's actually having a good time - you know? Like, is it too much to ask that they actually touch each other and stuff?"
"What a little sweetheart." Jaxy rolled her eyes.
“I’m serious.”
"You'd beat off to fucking anything, Ripp. The Sears catalogue underwear section will do."
"Hey, those models are HOT, okay?"
“You’re such a loser.”
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Date: 2008-08-31 01:59 am (UTC)What they didn't do was worry about us. I mean, they worried, but not about anything that we were doing, if that makes any sense? Granted, we weren't allowed to go running around everywhere, but we weren't in any danger either.
And like now. They know we will drink or smoke or have sex if we want, they just want us to be happy and careful. So I don't know if that makes for a permissive childhood, but...yeah.
Oh, and I didn't have to go to school for the first seven years. And was homeschooled for two years after that. So, Sheltered? Definitely. Permissive? Yeah probably.