For dothesmustle...

[strangetomato]

Ripp: I made you a present.

Nervous: Really?

Ripp: It's a dick cozy.

Nervous: ...

Ripp: If it doesn't fit, we can regift it.




It's a belated birthday dick cozy for your dickfacehead. It even has a pompom, so you better like it. (It veers to the right a little too. *snicker*)





 

Comments

[inkspottedtea.livejournal.com]

THIS POST IS A WHOLE LOT OF WIN :D

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

You can't go wrong with a dick cozie. I knit them for EVERYONE.

[inkspottedtea.livejournal.com]

I especially like that Ripp is giving it to Nervous. LORD KNOWS HE NEEDS ONE xD

[hidden-kitten.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure his is PLENTY cozy.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

I know, right? And Ripp understands the importance of keeping your extremities warm. He looks out for Nervous.

[leskuh.livejournal.com]

The best part of this is the idea of regifting the dick cozy.

I love their cheerful faces and your mad computer drawin' skillz. :3

[dothesmustle.livejournal.com]

Best. Thing. Ever. I do love the pompom, you pay attention to such detail. You should really start a business. :P

Also, the idea of re-gifting a dick cozy is hilarious. Such a Ripp thing to suggest.

Thank you so much! 8D 8D 8D

You're awesome. :]

[http://users.livejournal.com/fileg_/]

I especially like the way the pompom echos the outline of Nervous's hair.... very perceptive and thoughtful of you, Ripp.


I am terrified that after accepting the present with good grace, I will see the dick cozie show up one day soon on thrifthorror

[meetme2theriver.livejournal.com]

Haha. POMPOM!

[showercapfrog.livejournal.com]

I am disturbed that it is somewhat erect even though it is made out of wool.

...or is it?

I was reading random pages on the internet, and this made me think of you...

[showercapfrog.livejournal.com]

http://www.yarnivore.com/mt/archives/000839.html

It's about halfway down and it made me laugh SO HARD. I am now tempted to learn to mesh just so I can make one for the game!

Re: I was reading random pages on the internet, and this made me think of you...

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

"that often joked about, but less often knitted, piece of knitwear: the willie warmer."

*snicker* I told you this was a common enough knitting joke.

That one was brilliant. It even has a bag warmer attached, all secured with ribbon. (I guess you would need something to hold it on.) I would have knitting it in ribbing, though, just so I could say it was "ribbed for his pleasure." :D

Also, I have seen that "cute knitted uterus" before. It was a pattern on Knitty.com. I love things like that. Why not have a knitted uterus hanging out on your bookshelf, right?

Re: I was reading random pages on the internet, and this made me think of you...

[showercapfrog.livejournal.com]

Heh, your "ribbed for his pleasure" comment meant I had to go lie down for a little while.

I think it was not just the willie warmer, but yes, the little bag warmer, and it looks so pretty and ~decorative~. Penis bling!

I want to learn to knit more than squares so I can make things like the uterus and the brain. Have you seen the brain? I can't remember where I saw it, but it was awesome.

Re: I was reading random pages on the internet, and this made me think of you...

[themhooligans.livejournal.com]

My advice? Make a few tiny little socks. Sockmaking will teach you a lot of useful techniques, and it really isn't as difficult as a lot of people make it out to be.

[cindyanne1.livejournal.com]

That Ripp is just so thoughtful! Such a nice boy! :D

[kin-thalas.livejournal.com]

That's the best line ever:

Ripp: If it doesn't fit, we can regift it.

[catladymeow.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't it be funny if there actually were such things out there in the real world? Perhaps you should invent it to get a jump on everyone else. LOL

[dragancaor.livejournal.com]

My father was given one as a wedding present. In the UK they call them "Willy Warmers"

[catladymeow.livejournal.com]

Oh my! They do exhist! Perhaps I should look them up online and see if I can get one as a gag gift for my bf! hehe

[hannahspring.livejournal.com]

They're real? LOL Never heard of anything like that.

[traciandrus.livejournal.com]

This sooo reminds me of this thing my grandmother gave my mom.
Its SUPPOSED to be a candle COVER. (WHO NEEDS ONE, GRANDMA?)
It looks like a candle, its knitted, and has a little do dad on top. Its always been a little private joke between mom and me.
Grandma's Dick cosy. ;)

[hannahspring.livejournal.com]

Haha, where do you get these jokes all the time? :D

[simsbarbie.livejournal.com]

LOL!! what would Johnny have said about this gift?