For dothesmustle...

[strangetomato]

Ripp: I made you a present.

Nervous: Really?

Ripp: It's a dick cozy.

Nervous: ...

Ripp: If it doesn't fit, we can regift it.




It's a belated birthday dick cozy for your dickfacehead. It even has a pompom, so you better like it. (It veers to the right a little too. *snicker*)





 

Comments

[traciandrus.livejournal.com]

This sooo reminds me of this thing my grandmother gave my mom.
Its SUPPOSED to be a candle COVER. (WHO NEEDS ONE, GRANDMA?)
It looks like a candle, its knitted, and has a little do dad on top. Its always been a little private joke between mom and me.
Grandma's Dick cosy. ;)