"that often joked about, but less often knitted, piece of knitwear: the willie warmer."
*snicker* I told you this was a common enough knitting joke.
That one was brilliant. It even has a bag warmer attached, all secured with ribbon. (I guess you would need something to hold it on.) I would have knitting it in ribbing, though, just so I could say it was "ribbed for his pleasure." :D
Also, I have seen that "cute knitted uterus" before. It was a pattern on Knitty.com. I love things like that. Why not have a knitted uterus hanging out on your bookshelf, right?
Heh, your "ribbed for his pleasure" comment meant I had to go lie down for a little while.
I think it was not just the willie warmer, but yes, the little bag warmer, and it looks so pretty and ~decorative~. Penis bling!
I want to learn to knit more than squares so I can make things like the uterus and the brain. Have you seen the brain? I can't remember where I saw it, but it was awesome.
My advice? Make a few tiny little socks. Sockmaking will teach you a lot of useful techniques, and it really isn't as difficult as a lot of people make it out to be.
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I was reading random pages on the internet, and this made me think of you...
Date: 2009-01-19 12:24 pm (UTC)It's about halfway down and it made me laugh SO HARD. I am now tempted to learn to mesh just so I can make one for the game!
Re: I was reading random pages on the internet, and this made me think of you...
Date: 2009-01-19 03:50 pm (UTC)*snicker* I told you this was a common enough knitting joke.
That one was brilliant. It even has a bag warmer attached, all secured with ribbon. (I guess you would need something to hold it on.) I would have knitting it in ribbing, though, just so I could say it was "ribbed for his pleasure." :D
Also, I have seen that "cute knitted uterus" before. It was a pattern on Knitty.com. I love things like that. Why not have a knitted uterus hanging out on your bookshelf, right?
Re: I was reading random pages on the internet, and this made me think of you...
Date: 2009-01-19 11:07 pm (UTC)I think it was not just the willie warmer, but yes, the little bag warmer, and it looks so pretty and ~decorative~. Penis bling!
I want to learn to knit more than squares so I can make things like the uterus and the brain. Have you seen the brain? I can't remember where I saw it, but it was awesome.
Re: I was reading random pages on the internet, and this made me think of you...
Date: 2009-01-22 09:12 pm (UTC)