Drabble+: Leaves

[strangetomato]

Prompt: Leaves
Characters: Johnny Smith, Ripp Grunt, Ophelia Nigmos
Wordcount: 263
Imagecount: 1
Warnings: language, gratuitous nudity





"Oh my GOD, this leaves nothing to the imagination AT ALL!"

"Let me see..."

"No! I don't want you ogling this!"

"Then why'd you pose for it, hot shot?"

"It was a fundraiser! I don't know... I didn't think it would be this revealing."

"Give me that." Ripp snatched the calendar from Johnny's hand. "Oh... oh, my."

"Shut up."

"Johnny, this is fucking awesome! You're going to have people lining up to get a piece when they see this."

"Oh, come on..."

"No, really... I'm getting a hard-on just looking at it."

"You're an idiot and I hate you."

"I'm serious! It's hot." Johnny glared at him. "Oh, come on, now... aren't you jocks all gay for each other anyway? Gettin' all naked in the locker room and stuff?"

"You're an idiot."

"Hey, what's going on?" Ophelia asked, as she entered the room.

"John posed nude for a calendar fundraiser."

"Oh, really... Let me see that."

Johnny shuffled around awkwardly while Ophelia examined it.




"Nice. Real nice."

"Thanks, Phi."

"What is it with you Smiths and taking your clothes off, anyway?" she asked.

"Huh? What do you mean by that?"

"Oh... well, don't go to see the first year art show."

"WHY NOT?"

"Jill's naked and all over the paintings there," Ripp said, "It's pretty awesome."

"WHAT?!"

"Yeah, she didn't mention it?" Ophelia asked.

"Why would she?" Ripp laughed. "Johnny'd just go off the head." He smiled and looked over to where Johnny was fuming, and, in a moment of realization, he turned and grabbed Ripp by the shirt collar.

"Your BROTHER!"




 

Comments

[leskuh.livejournal.com]

:D

:D :D :D

[soniabigcheese.livejournal.com]

*wolf whistles*

That's just TOO cute. And I love the fact that Ripp's tormenting Johnny about it too.
Oh boy, can you imagine Johnny's face if he sees Jill's 'life classes, nude poses'.....

You should make up a calendar with your characters in some (if not all) compromising poses.... that would be so cool..

[ikichi.livejournal.com]

I love Ripp SO MUCH in this!

It's not that bad, Johnny. The ball (snicker) covers about as much as a swimsuit. ^__~

[dothesmustle.livejournal.com]

Oh God, JOHNNY, you are amazing.

Those sleazy Grunts, corrupting your little sister!

The nude of Johnny is hoooooooooot. *drools*

Poor Buck, though. I can imagine the way Johnny would just scream at Buck and Buck would be all "DDDDD:" OH BUCK I LOVE YOU I HOPE YOU CRY THOUGH I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CRY YOU'RE SO CUTE. :P

[cindyanne1.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee hee hee. Somehow I think poor Buck just might be getting a visit from Johnny. Perhaps off camera, of course, lol!

It's neat how the Grunts and the Smiths are tied in together.

[petite-sim.livejournal.com]

This is so hilarious. Mmm...I love that picture of Johnny. I bet Frances loves it too. Nude pictures of Jill probably wasn't the best idea on Buck's part, Johnny will probably kill him.

[redqueenofevil.livejournal.com]

Your BROTHER???

Would that be Johnny going off the head?

I laughed loud enough at this story (especially when I got to the snapshot), that my husband asked what was going on. HAHAHA!!!

Such a cute pose for Johnny. I want to see more calendar sims now. And I can't wait to see what beyondheroism__ draws next.

[showercapfrog.livejournal.com]

I was really confused at first about the last bit - I thought Johnny was talking about Tank, but it makes more sense for Johnny to beat up Ripp because of something Buck did.

Also, I love that picture sooo very much. I'm tempted to make a dirty calendar with Maxis sims now!

*Squees over the possibility of more pictures from beyondheroism__*

[swhedonberry.livejournal.com]

I loved the overprotective realization that the nude pics of Jill must have been done by Buck. Just the idea of anyone getting handsy with his baby sister sends him right off the rocker, even if it's someone who he knows, trusts, and I'm sure was aware of the possibility of naked time having occurred.

[madame-ugly.livejournal.com]

*fap, fap, fap*

Yes, that's the sound of one handed. . .uh, applause. . .from the boys (and girls) in my neighborhoods.

(Pascal Curious requests a copy of this calendar to hang in the back room of his new store)

[simgarooop.livejournal.com]

LOL! I love how serious he looks in his picture. I laugh just imagining the face he surely made when he was told it was a nude picture.

Very artistic, Johnny! Guess many girls (and guys) around LFT are oogling at you right this moment!

And I like how Johnny takes out his anger at Buck with poor Ripp. Dude! If only he knew what those two have been doing for years! (then again, he might think Ripp is the mastermind behind the "corruption" of the young ones)

[tanathir.livejournal.com]

LOLOL I love these three so much! Hee hee, Buck's in trouble now...

Love the photo, by the way, and not just for the lovely amount of exposed green skin. Johnny's expression is just perfect.

[sim-insanity.livejournal.com]

This is fantastic!

[80sfiend.livejournal.com]

LOL this was so awesome. :P I love that Johnny posed naked and pic is hilarious. And Jill! I miss her! Sigh. I love the ending, I want to see a Johnny/Jill/Buck moment where Johnny tries to be all intimidating and Jill's all "I'm a grown up! YES I'm having SEX!". And Buck just sits there turning red. Ha. :D

...funny stuff as usual. ;)

[muslemura.livejournal.com]

*claps hands*

Such a wonderful way to begin a Friday morning :D I don't think I'll ever tire of Johnny/Ripp banter, their dynamic is just wonderful, and imagining Johnny's face as he realizes who's to 'blame' made me laugh out loud.

And a big "YAY!" for upcoming squirreltamer drawings as well :D

[sadieg79.livejournal.com]

LOL! Love it :D I always love the banter between those two; it is just like they're brothers, the way they carry on ^_^

I noticed this hasn't been mentioned yet, but - has Ripp come out as bi then? (Or did I miss something?) I know Ripp made out with Francis while drunk, then tried to pass himself of as straight (would try anything) later on, but now he's talking like an outed bisexual. *is confused*

Not that there's anything wrong in that of course - in fact I'm one myself ;)

[drx4000.livejournal.com]

100th comment!

Nice drabble.


DrX