Strangetown Extras: April Fish!
Apr. 1st, 2008 08:20 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Did you know that the practical joking element of April Fools Day was most likely started in France? In France (or French cultures, like in French Canada) the person being fooled is referred to as a poisson d'avril, or April fish. This originally had something to do with the zodiac, and the French traditionally celebrated April Fools Day by placing dead fish on the backs of their friends. (No, I'm not making this up!)
Fish fight!

Johnny: You're going down, Grunt!
Ripp: Ooooof!

Johnny: Oh, NICE! A direct hit!
Ripp: Owwww! Watch the face, Johnny!
Johnny: Fish in the face!

Ripp: I'll bet you'd fucking love that, huh, Johnny? A big face full of fish?
Johnny: Don't get it in my mouth! I'm a vegetarian!
Ripp: That doesn't count, John.

Johnny: Face your defeat, Ripp. You're no match for me.
Ripp: Yeah, you have all the fucking skills, Johnny. Nobody slings a fish around quite like you do.
Johnny: Good workout! Now I don't need to go for a jog.
Ripp: Why jog when you can play with giant fish?

Ripp: Another challenger, hey? You'll be sorry, Phi...
Ophelia: Oh, we'll see about that!
Ripp: *gets pummeled*

Ripp: You call that a fish slap?! You hit like a girl, Phi!
Ophelia: So do you!
Ripp: You'll pay for that remark!
Ophelia: Bring it on!

Ripp: It's easy to hit such a nice, round target!
Ophelia: Hey! Watch it!
Ripp: *thinking* Such a sweet, sweet target...

Ophelia: It's not THAT big!

Ripp: Nothing wrong with a little junk on the trunk, Phi. Nothing at all... *stares*
Ophelia: You're an April fool alright. Get your face out of there!
Ripp: This is my favourite day of the year. Fuckin' sweet...

Ophelia: You're in for it!
Ripp: Oh, that's right! Punish me.
Oh, and I almost forgot... the mod that turns your pillow fights into fish fights can be found here.
Fish fight!

Johnny: You're going down, Grunt!
Ripp: Ooooof!

Johnny: Oh, NICE! A direct hit!
Ripp: Owwww! Watch the face, Johnny!
Johnny: Fish in the face!

Ripp: I'll bet you'd fucking love that, huh, Johnny? A big face full of fish?
Johnny: Don't get it in my mouth! I'm a vegetarian!
Ripp: That doesn't count, John.

Johnny: Face your defeat, Ripp. You're no match for me.
Ripp: Yeah, you have all the fucking skills, Johnny. Nobody slings a fish around quite like you do.
Johnny: Good workout! Now I don't need to go for a jog.
Ripp: Why jog when you can play with giant fish?

Ripp: Another challenger, hey? You'll be sorry, Phi...
Ophelia: Oh, we'll see about that!
Ripp: *gets pummeled*

Ripp: You call that a fish slap?! You hit like a girl, Phi!
Ophelia: So do you!
Ripp: You'll pay for that remark!
Ophelia: Bring it on!

Ripp: It's easy to hit such a nice, round target!
Ophelia: Hey! Watch it!
Ripp: *thinking* Such a sweet, sweet target...

Ophelia: It's not THAT big!

Ripp: Nothing wrong with a little junk on the trunk, Phi. Nothing at all... *stares*
Ophelia: You're an April fool alright. Get your face out of there!
Ripp: This is my favourite day of the year. Fuckin' sweet...

Ophelia: You're in for it!
Ripp: Oh, that's right! Punish me.
Oh, and I almost forgot... the mod that turns your pillow fights into fish fights can be found here.
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Date: 2008-04-01 11:38 am (UTC)*LOL*
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Date: 2008-04-01 11:47 am (UTC)*places a dead fish on your back*
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Date: 2008-04-01 11:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-04-01 11:53 am (UTC)*places a fish on your back*
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Date: 2008-04-01 12:45 pm (UTC)Hee Hee, I don't know what's funnier: The dialogue between those three (classy as always, Ripp :P), the fact that they are fighting with FISH or the fact that there are FEATHERS coming out from said fishes!
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Date: 2008-04-01 12:54 pm (UTC)And you know that Ripp can't hear the word fish without his mind heading for the gutter. Oh wait... it's always in the gutter! (A better vantage point for checking out the sweet, sweet view, maybe? *snicker*)
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Date: 2008-04-01 01:27 pm (UTC)Yeah, you have him there. I guess he doesn't consider that to be cheating on his vegetarian diet.
Oh, and have a nice dead fish! *places one on your back*
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Date: 2008-04-01 04:21 pm (UTC)Oh, but that's just what Ripp WANTS you to do... *snicker* You're just giving him what he wants.
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Date: 2008-04-01 02:40 pm (UTC)If Ripp gets his face any closer to Ophelia's ass in the one pic...*snort*.
I don't know which is funnier; all the fish slapping in the post or the fish fight going on in the comments. :D
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Date: 2008-04-01 04:26 pm (UTC)Oh, do you want in on the fish fight? *evil grin*
*tosses a trout at you*
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Date: 2008-04-01 07:28 pm (UTC)Yes I'm easily amused, lol.
Sorta OT... I commented back to you from my LJ re: Simstorytellers and how to post there. I seem to be having a bit of trouble (blush). Any help would be muchly appreciated!
Hugs
Cindy
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Date: 2008-04-01 07:45 pm (UTC)Your daughter must have loved you for that joke. :P
Oh, I'm sorry about that! I must have missed it. An easy way to do it would be to click on "post" from your own journal and then select simstorytellers from the "post to:" menu. It should be included there if you are a member.
(I think part of the problem is that our new layout does not show the personal navigation bar right now, and the "post to this community" link is usually in that. We're looking to fix that soon.)
I hope that helped!
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Date: 2008-04-01 07:51 pm (UTC)*runs away really fast*
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Date: 2008-04-01 08:02 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2008-04-01 08:37 pm (UTC)Re: w00 fish!
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Date: 2008-04-01 10:11 pm (UTC)And Ripp would totally be into the kinky stuff, wouldn't he?
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Date: 2008-04-01 10:18 pm (UTC)Is it kinky to be slapped by a fish? *snicker* You know that Ripp would be into doing most anything, as long as it involved mutual pleasure.
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Date: 2008-04-01 11:03 pm (UTC)Schlip! Schlap!
Schlap avay all day
Schlip! Schlap!
You simply can't go wrong
Vith traditional fish-schlapping song
I always wanted the feathers to be fish scales, too. If you're going to that much trouble, why not go all the way? (No, Ripp, I didn't mean "go all the way" in THAT sense.)
Happy April Fools!
*slips an anchovy down your shirt*
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Date: 2008-04-01 11:14 pm (UTC)Fish scales would have been so cool, but there's something sort of absurdly funny in its own right about hitting someone with a fish and having feathers shoot everywhere.
Oooh. A sneaky anchovy attack? How clever.
*holds out a sculpin*
That should frighten you away! (Be careful, though... they sting!)
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Date: 2008-04-03 11:06 am (UTC)By the way, it must have gotten buried in your friends list but the entry where Ripp gets "inspired" by the fishies is up.
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Date: 2008-04-03 11:36 am (UTC)Oh, thanks for the heads-up! Sorry I missed it.
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Date: 2008-04-05 05:26 am (UTC)