Grunt brothers haiku

[strangetomato]

I wrote these haiku
one for each of the Grunt boys
which one is for which?






needles, thread, fabric
he presses the pedal down
she'll wear it often



after work, he cleans
he studies, takes out the trash
he doesn't say much



he has two options
eat ketchup chips or jerk off
it's time for a bath



 

Comments

[showercapfrog.livejournal.com]

Awww. Tank's sounds a lot like Francis to me, which makes me think they ARE perfect for each other (even though you've made me a diehard Beau/Francis shipper).

Heh. I just realised there's three so you can play the "boff, marry, kill" game :P