Grunt brothers haiku

[strangetomato]

I wrote these haiku
one for each of the Grunt boys
which one is for which?






needles, thread, fabric
he presses the pedal down
she'll wear it often



after work, he cleans
he studies, takes out the trash
he doesn't say much



he has two options
eat ketchup chips or jerk off
it's time for a bath



 

Comments

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Thanks. XD It's a shame to think I gave up a promising career as a poet to have a real job, right?

(I'm actually a published poet. Isn't that wild?)

[lizziero.livejournal.com]

Not wild at all.
Those were hillarious, especially Ripp's. (:

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

I usually forget I even did it. I did readings in bars and things like that, and was part of a writing group, but only for a little while, and then I gave up poetry cold turkey and started something else (probably knitting). I prefer prose. It's more direct, and I like direct. I guess that's why haiku are more appealing than most other poetry to me.

Thanks. :) His was also the easiest, though that's not really a surprise.

[elaenabolton.livejournal.com]

Hah, I am too actually.

Nice haiku. I especially like Tank's one.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Nice. *high fives*

Thanks. In many ways, Tank's life is just a list of chores. It keeps him busy.