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strangetomatoPrompt: No woman wants a man with a tiny tool (a spam email headline I actually received today)
Characters: Ripp Grunt, Johnny Smith
Wordcount: 100
Imagecount: 0
Warnings: I think you know what to expect here.
Ripp opened his inbox.
No woman wants a man with a tiny tool, read the first message.
"Amen to that," Ripp said, as he clicked delete.
"You should mark it as spam," Johnny said, as he materialized over his shoulder. "Otherwise, they'll just keeping sending them."
"I should mark YOU as spam."
"Or is there a reason they target you with so many of those messages every day, hmm?"
"Maybe they heard I was recently entered into the Guinness Book of World Records, and they wanted to support me."
"Oh, do they have one for World's Most Deluded Man now?"
Characters: Ripp Grunt, Johnny Smith
Wordcount: 100
Imagecount: 0
Warnings: I think you know what to expect here.
Ripp opened his inbox.
No woman wants a man with a tiny tool, read the first message.
"Amen to that," Ripp said, as he clicked delete.
"You should mark it as spam," Johnny said, as he materialized over his shoulder. "Otherwise, they'll just keeping sending them."
"I should mark YOU as spam."
"Or is there a reason they target you with so many of those messages every day, hmm?"
"Maybe they heard I was recently entered into the Guinness Book of World Records, and they wanted to support me."
"Oh, do they have one for World's Most Deluded Man now?"
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Date: 2009-01-27 11:02 pm (UTC)LOL! I love the "I should mark YOU as spam" line. I wish there was a way to do that with some people :S.
I get a lot of Viagra spam too. "Herbal" and "Vegan" Viagra spam in particular, WTF?!