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strangetomatoSince I've seen a couple of other people mention it, I've decided to do something like an Advent calendar for December. I'm going to post a letter to Santa each day, featuring a character from Strangetown, HWC. So here's the first one, and just under the wire for the first day. The choice of character will be random-ish, depending on my mood. I chose an easy one to start with. ;)
Letters to Santa: Beau Broke
Woodland Mobile Homes, Apt. 1
42 Woodland Drive.
Pleasantview, SE
P2V 1P1
Dec. 1, 2008
Mr. S. Claus
North Pole
Sim Earth
HOH OHO
Dear S. Claus,
I hope this letter finds you well. Thanks so much for the gifts you gave me last year. They were awesome! Really, really great. I've been a really good boy all year. Okay, I can't tell a lie. I've been a little bad, but nothing serious. I pick on Chester sometimes, and also Tank (he's so easy to get going), and there was that thing with the whole milk and that skinny little bitch that called Lucy fat, but other than that I've been perfect.
This year, I'd like to ask that you skip on the physical presents and just stick to what it's all about: money, or stocks and bonds. Yeah, bonds are good. I don't need a whole lot of "stuff" anyway, so let's keep things simple. I'll invest it, and put it to good use. Remember, I always give to the Happy Tree at the mall, no matter what. I know your workers pass the word on to you, so you know I'm a good guy, right? It's nice to see the children get toys. As they say, I'm "big and ugly enough" to take care of myself, so look after the kids first.
Oh, wait... scratch that first request (I'm too lazy to white it all out). I just thought of something I really want. I don't know if you can deal in romance (I'll cc this to Cupid), but maybe you can work some Christmas magic with some mistletoe and a certain Mr. Frances J. Worthington III. That would be GREAT!
Say hi to Mrs. Claus for me. I'll hit Mom up for some cookies for you. I know you like her's the best (and don't worry... I won't tell anyone).
yours truly,
Beau Broke
Enclosure: business card
Letters to Santa: Beau Broke
Woodland Mobile Homes, Apt. 1
42 Woodland Drive.
Pleasantview, SE
P2V 1P1
Dec. 1, 2008
Mr. S. Claus
North Pole
Sim Earth
HOH OHO
Dear S. Claus,
I hope this letter finds you well. Thanks so much for the gifts you gave me last year. They were awesome! Really, really great. I've been a really good boy all year. Okay, I can't tell a lie. I've been a little bad, but nothing serious. I pick on Chester sometimes, and also Tank (he's so easy to get going), and there was that thing with the whole milk and that skinny little bitch that called Lucy fat, but other than that I've been perfect.
This year, I'd like to ask that you skip on the physical presents and just stick to what it's all about: money, or stocks and bonds. Yeah, bonds are good. I don't need a whole lot of "stuff" anyway, so let's keep things simple. I'll invest it, and put it to good use. Remember, I always give to the Happy Tree at the mall, no matter what. I know your workers pass the word on to you, so you know I'm a good guy, right? It's nice to see the children get toys. As they say, I'm "big and ugly enough" to take care of myself, so look after the kids first.
Oh, wait... scratch that first request (I'm too lazy to white it all out). I just thought of something I really want. I don't know if you can deal in romance (I'll cc this to Cupid), but maybe you can work some Christmas magic with some mistletoe and a certain Mr. Frances J. Worthington III. That would be GREAT!
Say hi to Mrs. Claus for me. I'll hit Mom up for some cookies for you. I know you like her's the best (and don't worry... I won't tell anyone).
yours truly,
Beau Broke
Enclosure: business card
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Date: 2008-12-03 11:11 am (UTC)I love how you portray Beau. *pinches Beau's cheeks* Wait... he's not the cheek pinching type, is he? *slaps his behind* Whoo!
XD