Strangetown, HWC Letters to Santa: Beau Broke

[strangetomato]

Since I've seen a couple of other people mention it, I've decided to do something like an Advent calendar for December. I'm going to post a letter to Santa each day, featuring a character from Strangetown, HWC. So here's the first one, and just under the wire for the first day. The choice of character will be random-ish, depending on my mood. I chose an easy one to start with. ;)







Letters to Santa: Beau Broke





Woodland Mobile Homes, Apt. 1
42 Woodland Drive.
Pleasantview, SE
P2V 1P1

Dec. 1, 2008

Mr. S. Claus
North Pole
Sim Earth
HOH OHO


Dear S. Claus,

I hope this letter finds you well. Thanks so much for the gifts you gave me last year. They were awesome! Really, really great. I've been a really good boy all year. Okay, I can't tell a lie. I've been a little bad, but nothing serious. I pick on Chester sometimes, and also Tank (he's so easy to get going), and there was that thing with the whole milk and that skinny little bitch that called Lucy fat, but other than that I've been perfect.

This year, I'd like to ask that you skip on the physical presents and just stick to what it's all about: money, or stocks and bonds. Yeah, bonds are good. I don't need a whole lot of "stuff" anyway, so let's keep things simple. I'll invest it, and put it to good use. Remember, I always give to the Happy Tree at the mall, no matter what. I know your workers pass the word on to you, so you know I'm a good guy, right? It's nice to see the children get toys. As they say, I'm "big and ugly enough" to take care of myself, so look after the kids first.

Oh, wait... scratch that first request (I'm too lazy to white it all out). I just thought of something I really want. I don't know if you can deal in romance (I'll cc this to Cupid), but maybe you can work some Christmas magic with some mistletoe and a certain Mr. Frances J. Worthington III. That would be GREAT!

Say hi to Mrs. Claus for me. I'll hit Mom up for some cookies for you. I know you like her's the best (and don't worry... I won't tell anyone).

yours truly,
Beau Broke

Enclosure: business card







 

Comments

[dothesmustle.livejournal.com]

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LOVE.

I love how animated Beau is with conversation. He actually uses UNDERLINES. (Though, I caps lock for enthusiasm so.. D:) I'd probably want to be bffz with him. XD

[music-simbol.livejournal.com]

Damn you!!! You posted seconds before I did!!!!! >_< GRRR!!!

[dothesmustle.livejournal.com]

Blame xel_squirgle_ox, she linked this to me. IF SHE DIDN'T LINK THIS I WOULD HAVE FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS ENTRY MUCH LATER OK?! :(

[music-simbol.livejournal.com]

Ok, I forgive you.............for now. ;)

[xel-squirgle-ox.livejournal.com]

DAMN YOU I WANTED TO BE THE FIRST COMMENTER! I SHOULD HAVE LINKED TO THIS AFTER I COMMENTED! D: D: D:

[dothesmustle.livejournal.com]

YOU GUYS SUCK. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WAS TAKING FIRST COMMENT I THOUGHT THE ENTRY WAS OLD AND I MISSED IT. ;_____;

[music-simbol.livejournal.com]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

That was so cute! I can't wait to read the others!1!:D:D:D:D:

[aftertheteacups.livejournal.com]

oh this is such a wonderful gift for us!! you are so kind to your fans, thank you, thank you, thank you!

[simgarooop.livejournal.com]

Hee! That was cute :). Love how Beau doesn't waste time with subtleties and asks directly for money or bonds. He's quite the practical guy.

Now let's see if Santa will fulfill Beau's wishes or not, right?

[silvainsims.livejournal.com]

I love the picture after the letter- it seems Beau got what he wanted, huh?

[themorganlegacy.livejournal.com]

Awwww, Beau! <3 I love this whole idea, oh my god. And Beau's just lovely. I loved that he asked for money, then remembered to go back and ask for help with Frances. And all the underlining was a great touch.

[a-gates.livejournal.com]

Yay for Santa letters!!!! Yay for Strange Tomato!!! Now I have something to look forward to when I go online instead of finals (blech!) and family email gossip *rolls eyes*. Can't wait for the next letter!!! Best wishes for a happy holiday season ST!

[sofieamalien.livejournal.com]

cute!

[catladymeow.livejournal.com]

wow, I loved this. Can't wait for the next letter. Beau is sooo cute, and I love how we get to see his wish fulfilled in the second picture.

[madame-ugly.livejournal.com]

Writing a letter to santa can get you LAID!

Man, I would have believed in santa a LOT longer if I'd know that. . .

[leskuh.livejournal.com]

ILU Beau. Like everyone else I love his underlines and exclamations points and how he's all about money until he remembers his wuv for Franny Pants. So cute. :3

[nimi4.livejournal.com]

I love seeing advent presents everywhere. I'm getting in the mood already :) And this is such a cute idea! I'm looking forward to seeing everyones letters. Surely you would have enough characters for a whole month xD

By the way, I created an account so now I'm friending everyone where I used to lurk. I friended you too, is that okay? ^_^

[ikichi.livejournal.com]

I swear if they get together Frances won't survive a year. But what a way to go, yea?

[smjoshsims.livejournal.com]

Aww, I love this! Beau is such a hoot, I love the way he emphasizes everything. ^__^

AND OMG THE LAST PICTURE AGJHDGSJSBWSGAJDBDYAJ

[hannahspring.livejournal.com]

Beau is adorable. And yes, his name says it too, he's a beautiful guy as well. I wish I were Frances. :D

[hviw.livejournal.com]

I love this advent calender thing. Did "that thing with the whole milk and that skinny little bitch that called Lucy fat" actually happen? or was it "off camera"?

[cindyanne1.livejournal.com]

Awwww... so sweet!

I love how you portray Beau. *pinches Beau's cheeks* Wait... he's not the cheek pinching type, is he? *slaps his behind* Whoo!

XD

[80sfiend.livejournal.com]

What a cool idea! :D Now I have something to look forward to every day till Xmas. :D Thanks!!!

Awww Beau and Frances are SO CUTE. :D

[silentsteel.livejournal.com]

Bweeeheeheehee! XD

Beau, you are SUCH a cheeky boy! :D This is both utterly cute and entirely giggle-worthy. :D