Strangetown Extras: Ripp and the invisible book

[strangetomato]

Ahh, there's nothing like relaxing on the hammock with a good book on a sunny day, but Ripp seems to be DOING IT WRONG, as they say...

Ripp: Wait... didn't I have a book a minute ago? I really need to lay off the bubble blower.

or...

Ripp paused, holding up his hands for examination, and pondered the nature of his existence. Lost in the lines of his hands, he recalled everything he'd ever used them for. Some of those things shocked even him.

or...

Ripp: You know, I really can't remember the last time I washed them.


... and so on and so on... You can add your own! :D

Comments

[abbycat900.livejournal.com]

Since you have already admitted you are a perv, and I already know I am, I might as well throw out mine.

Ripp: -stares at hands- -heads off to the bathroom-

-blush- Yes, I am a perv, totally.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Ripp: Idle hands are the devil's playground? *thinks* What does that... mean... Ohhhhh... I get it. Great idea.

[abbycat900.livejournal.com]

xD

[minotaurus.livejournal.com]

HAHA, I work as a tour guide in an historical home, and there's a 19th century ladies' chair designed to combine reading with sewing/embroidery/etc, and part of my prattle is to mention "women with idle hands = devil's work". XD Now I'll have some pervy Ripp dialogue going on in my head!

[cindyanne1.livejournal.com]

I don't even see Ripp going to the bathroom... he'd just do whatever his spirit moved him to do... wherever he was. :P

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Definitely. Well, maybe not in a totally public place, but surely anywhere around the house, if nobody else was around. Hell, ALL guys are like that... or most of them, anyway.

[abbycat900.livejournal.com]

Yeah... I could imagine him just tilting the hammock to the side away from the road... xD

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Or he could just use the ol' "pocket pool" technique. He probably has a hole poked through one of the pockets for that very purpose. :P

[abbycat900.livejournal.com]

xD Ah, well, I didn't even think of that!