Strangetown Extras: Ripp and the invisible book

[strangetomato]

Ahh, there's nothing like relaxing on the hammock with a good book on a sunny day, but Ripp seems to be DOING IT WRONG, as they say...

Ripp: Wait... didn't I have a book a minute ago? I really need to lay off the bubble blower.

or...

Ripp paused, holding up his hands for examination, and pondered the nature of his existence. Lost in the lines of his hands, he recalled everything he'd ever used them for. Some of those things shocked even him.

or...

Ripp: You know, I really can't remember the last time I washed them.


... and so on and so on... You can add your own! :D

Comments

[minotaurus.livejournal.com]

HAHA, I work as a tour guide in an historical home, and there's a 19th century ladies' chair designed to combine reading with sewing/embroidery/etc, and part of my prattle is to mention "women with idle hands = devil's work". XD Now I'll have some pervy Ripp dialogue going on in my head!