Strangetown extras: Johnny, Ripp and Ophelia artwork - available as an in-game painting

[strangetomato]

I meant to post this earlier, but better late than never. jessicus took the drawing of Johnny, Ripp, and Ophelia and turned it into a painting for use in the game. It's a recolour of a Glamour Life painting (a Bella Goth themed homage to Andy Warhol), and can be found here. Thanks for making this, Jessicus! It's available for download if you want to use it in your game (and I'd love to see pics of it if you do).

Jayne: So here it is! What do you think?




Ophelia: Well, that's us. There's no denying it.




Johnny: Man, you're so sleazy looking, Ripp! It's awesome.

Ripp: Fuck... I don't really look like that, do I?




Johnny: It looks EXACTLY like you!

Ripp: Whatever, No Lips. Your nose looks like a fucking needle. *looks at Johnny's nose* Yeah, just like that! It's so accurate... well, maybe not so much the neon green skin.




Johnny: You just can't handle the truth, Ripp.

Ripp: But It's not the truth, Johnny! It's just an artistic interpretation. It's exaggerated.

Johnny: Yeah. I only wish I could get my hair to look that good.




Ripp: Yeah, I know what you mean. I do kinda wish that I could at least have a fucking adam's apple, like I do in the drawing. Sometimes it fucking sucks to be a sim. So many missing or "implied" body parts. Have you ever seen what's left when they remove the censor blur? Nothing! I spend so much time trying to get into people's pants... all for NOTHING!

I may as well just play with my own imaginary parts!

Comments

[music-simbol.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's really cool. It's a must have in all the sim houses in the world!!

Wow, Johnny's nose looks so freaking thin in that shot!! And c'mon Ripp, you know you're sleazy, just accept it.

So, Ripp realizes that sims lack certain parts? Makes you wonder what he does with all those girls beneath the sheets. Course, you could always get a cock mod, but it's not like it matters. I also love how Jayne was there, but didn't say anything. But, I do love that Ripp is looking at her when he has his little revelation. As if to say, "If I had real parts, wouldn't mind using them on you." LOL I'm such a perv!

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

It would be cool to see this showing up in random sim houses. I would be so excited to see it other people's photos. I'd like to make a recolour of another painting (of a base game mesh, so everyone could use it), but first I have to learn how to recolour objects.

I love that expression they make when they're telling a dirty joke. That's why Johnny's nose is extra thin. I laughed.

Shhh... don't tell Ripp that. *snicker* You'll destroy his fragile ego.

Obviously, this takes place in a special sort of reality, where they get to break the fourth way and talk about being simulated, so don't worry about the missing parts. In the story, they have them (through the powers of imagineering!). It's just funny to sometimes acknowledge that they actually don't. *snicker*

Ripp: I've wasted my life! *cries*

[hidden-kitten.livejournal.com]

They just bump their barbie parts together *thud thud thud* "Hey are you enjoying this?" "Nope, not particularly...are those woohoo hearts??"

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Well, sex is sex (even with Barbie parts). It doesn't all have to meet the Clintonian definition. I'm sure they still have a good time. ;)

[ikichi.livejournal.com]

Stick the camera in the bed or use invisible bedding and prepare to be scarred for life. o_o

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

I've seen pics of that before! Too freaky. (No wonder that woohoo heart face looks so insane.)