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Warnings: language, alien sexual situations (with more detail than usual, but nothing really graphic)


Chapter Twenty



Stella Terrano was going to become a pollination technician.




After her time at college on Sim Earth, she would return to her home planet to a career that was already waiting for her. Not many sims could say that they had a job lined up while they were still in the middle of university. For that matter, not many of them could say that they had almost always known their future career and had been planning for it for years. Nearly since birth. And not many of the sims at her college would have spent so many years honing their skills as Stella already had.

In alien terms, her age was equivalent to most of the sims at La Fiesta Tech., but in actual years, as they understood it, she was quite a bit older. But for her, it was much the same. She was at the same phase of her life as an alien as they were in sim terms, so she related to many of their struggles.

Before she had been ready for her studies on Sim Earth, which was something that she had personally decided to do, she had done some job shadowing with a practicing pollinator.




She had driven the spaceship, and had even been given the opportunity to control the equipment that extracted the sim from his environment.




She had been complimented on her efficiency.




They had been witnessed, which resulted in a bit of a lecture afterwards with her mentor, but other than that, the mission had been very successful. She had really hoped that the pollinator would let her do the actual pollinating, but she understood that she wasn't quite ready to tackle that yet.

The pollinator had let her watch, at least.






Other than the witnesses, her first abduction had gone off without a hitch.




It had been successful all around. She had selected a very appropriate target, and this had earned her the esteem of her colleagues. Stella had already built a name for herself as a young pollinator to watch. She was even considered a bit of a prodigy by some. And in their monitoring of her first subject in the years that followed, he had proven to be a very good parent, and generally quite receptive to the idea of the hybrid sims.

He would, no doubt, be having more of them.

It was tricky business, as not all sims viewed the aliens with the same level of acceptance. Many of them viewed their activities as being quite hostile.




There were some groups of sims, like those in the military, that believed that the aliens wanted to eradicate the entire sim species.




They were right.




Or, rather, they were right up to a point. The aliens did want to put an end to the sims as a species, but no more than they wished to do the same to their own kind. They wanted to merge them, fully, and eliminate the two separate species as they existed right now.

With the virus, they really had no choice. They would be wiped out completely. Their only course of action was to change their species. To adapt it. To make it one with the sims.




They would do this by breeding into the gene pool, until there were enough hybrids to self-sustain. Once they were sure that they had won the genetic war, they would allow their own species to fall. And perhaps, if rumours were the be believed, the sims would then fall too.




It wouldn't matter. Both groups would be equally represented and equally benefited by the new arrangement. They were doing the sims a favour, in many ways. There was nothing to stop a similar virus from wiping out the sims, and this way, they had double the immunity.

Any sentient being with the capacity to think logically could understand that, right?




Stella had been thrilled to discover Jayne in her dorm. What luck to be able to observe a hybrid firsthand. And she had been observing her in great detail.




She hadn't exactly intended for it to happen, since she was not directing her studies towards the hybrids, though it did help for her to understand more about their biology as well. It was a nice coincidence.




Stella was glad to have found Jayne, and she felt almost like a sister to her. Back on her own planet, she knew that Jayne would have made a good partner for her. But she wasn't living there anymore, and that sort of life was not to be dreamed of for Stella. She was going to become a pollination technician, and that wouldn't leave any time for families or other domestic things.

If Stella wanted to live in a fantasy world like that, and pretend that her life wasn't in danger, then there would be no hope for the aliens. Some of them did resign to their fate, and lived their lives as if there was nothing they could do about, but not Stella.

Stella was one of those few that would succeed at her mission, or else die trying.




The mission, which they called, most practically, The Pollination Project, had been started shortly after the first strains of the virus had begun to kill off her kind. There were two schools of thought about the problem at that point. There were those that believed that a vaccine could be developed to stop the virus, and those that didn't. So far, the doubters appeared to have been right.

Of those that did doubt the possibility of a vaccine, many simply lost hope. They called it the virus to end them all, and just resigned themselves to death. But there were also aliens in this group that felt the need to find another solution. To move their struggle for survival outside their home planet, and to further "evolve" their species.

The plan, after much exploratory research at the hands of the first great pollinators, was focussed on cross-breeding their kind with this one particular species: the sim.




The sims were the only species in the entire galaxy that the aliens had found to be compatible with their reproductive system. It was extremely compatible, in fact, and very versatile. It was as if the sims had come into existence solely for that purpose.

The alien pollen only needed to enter the sim body in any manner available to them, and it if lingered long enough to harvest and merge with the genetic material in their cells, the reproduction process would begin immediately. Self-sustained, within its shell, until it was ready for birth.




It was even simpler than reproducing amongst themselves.

In order to do her job to the best of her ability, Stella would have to understand the sim body, how it could be manipulated by alien reproductive material, and that of their own kind. She would also need to learn about their sexual practices. Their incredibly varied sexualities. That was important to understand also.




To this end, they had been able to equip her with the proper outward physical traits to blend in with the female of the species, and ample ones at that, so it shouldn't be hard for her to attract a suitor or two.




She would begin her studies with the sim male, since this was their most frequently chosen and best target for abductions.




The male of the species did not gestate sim offspring in their own body, so it only made sense that the aliens take advantage of that opening in their reproductive system. All those useful vessels, going unused, just waiting to be filled with developing hybrids.

It was almost too easy.




In fact, they had a keen interest in any sim that was unlikely to gestate a fetus from their own kind, for whatever the reason.

They targeted male sims, single sims, sims with reproductive difficulties, and sims which found themselves in any romantic relationship that could not result in offspring. Those that paired with others of their own gender.




This last point was something that Stella herself had taken a keen interest in, and it was to be the focus of her thesis.






Sella was determined to learn more about sim sexuality. It was not something that existed among the aliens. All those variations. They needed to be able to identify the subtle differences, to make sure they made the right choices.

She was going to be the specialist in this regard.






Stella knew that this would be a crucial factor in their success. It was a significant percentage of the population, which they estimated to be between 5% to 10% of all sims, but Stella was convinced that it was even higher than that. Either way, they would need to be able to accurate identify them. They needed to target that group, and be successful at making the right choices.




To learn everything that she needed to, Stella would need to examine numerous sims, but she was very careful about who she approached. Her request might be viewed as rather odd until she learned a bit more about how they usually went about such things. For a start, she could also use someone who had some experience. That seemed like a wise choice.






She had been waiting and observing for quite some time, as she continued her less hands -on studies, but she had finally singled out her first target.




He was nearly perfect.




She had seen him performing in his band, The Shifting Paradymes, which Stella quite enjoyed listening to.




He gave off the right sort of energy, and he seemed very open and easy going about most things.




She had observed the way he casually and frequently went off with other sims, with what she assumed was the intention to mate with them. She had heard others say as much.




So, finally, Stella had decided that it was time for him to go off and mate with her. She waited around after a show to try to speak with him.




"Well, that's last call, bitches!" Jaxy roared. "If you're gonna fucking drag someone off, the time is now. I hear that Gunnar over here is still looking, and I'd be only too fucking pleased if you took him off my hands for a night. If you liked rocking out to that beat, just think of what he can fucking do for you in a more intimate setting..."

She re-adjusted her guitar. "This is our fucking last song. It's called "Sunshine and Grease". Go on and fucking give it to us, there, Ripp."




Stella watched them perform their last song, which was one of the rare ones that featured Ripp's vocals as much as Jaxy's.




"You're just a summer love,
But I remember you when winter comes."




"So far away, you left me a sweet memory,
In the night, we are together in my dreams."




"Make a sunshine glow some way to snowcone beat.
Dripping all over,
Trying to run and asking anyway.
He's dripping and he's watching and he knows what you need.
He'll take you on and leave you squeeze."




"Everyday I see the same faces, yeah.
The same old crowd, the same old friends.
So I think about our favorite places.
Will you be there when summer comes again?"




"And then the jack says somebody's gotta lose.
Yeah, you'll never, never, never be that summer breeze again."




"Summer time, you ought to want to be there this year.
Lurking around, you want be here this year."




"I don't need a reason to call you love.
How 'bout your kiss, it's more than enough."




"In the summer time and you got right I see.
Sky, you gotta leave that beast,
Out on the porch, just the longer you left."




"You're just a summer love,
But I remember you when winter comes."




"Yeah, you'll never, never, never be that summer breeze again."




"You're just a summer love,
But I remember you when winter comes."




"You're never gonna feel it."






"You're just a summer love."





"... and we're done!" Jaxy yelled, over the last dying breaths of feedback. "Now go out there and fuck the pain away, boys and girls. Goodnight!"




After she put down her guitar, Jaxy turned to Ripp. "That green chick at the bar, with the weird hat, was totally fucking checking you out, honey."




"You could totally seal that deal. No fucking problem." Jaxy demonstrated how awful she imagined Ripp's technique was, and he laughed.






"Is that so?" He looked over to the bar, and saw that she was, in fact, checking him out. "Yeah, no doubt. Well, I can't very well pass on that opportunity, now, can I? She's really fucking hot too."

"Ripp, If you didn't try to fucking nail her, I would call a doctor in to check your fucking head, hon." She poked him in the chest. "She's even green - your fucking favourite colour!"

Ripp introduced Jaxy to his middle finger, but smiled and headed off to see what he could do.




He approached the bar, where Stella was waiting for him.






"Hi there." He said. "I couldn't help but notice that you were watching me."

"You did a great job on that song." She said. "I really like your band."

"Thanks."




"Listen. I don't mean to sound too forward but..."




"I'm doing research on sim anatomy, and you seem like a good example of your sex and species, so I was was wondering if you'd be willing to have sex with me."




Ripp had definitely never heard that line before. He smiled.

"Yeah, I just might take you up on that offer... what's your name?"




"Stella Terrano."

"Ri-"

"Ripp Grunt. I know. I really am a big fan of our band. I'm not just saying that to get you into bed." Ripp laughed. Like that was so hard.




"Wow. You must be. Well, I'm happy to know that we have a following among seriously fucking hot alien chicks."




"Awww, you're sweet."




"Well, let's call a cab and get to this. It's going to take us most of the night as it is."

Ripp was liking this more and more all the time.




As they were leaving, Stella glanced over at the rest of The Shifting Paradymes.

"They're what you call lesbians, right?"

"Pretty much." Ripp laughed. "Well, one of them is more like what we call "adaptable", but yes, they like the ladies... what's not to like about ladies, right?"

"Can you explain that to me? The adaptable thing?"




During the cab ride to Stella's place, Ripp explained the intricacies of his bandmates' sex life, and she told Ripp about her goals to become a pollination technician, though she kept it fairly vague. He didn't appear to be all that bothered by it. He was used to the idea of aliens, it seemed, and didn't really object to the idea of abductions, at least not in theory.




In no time at all, they arrived at Stella's apartment.




And soon, they were standing in her bedroom.

"Well, please remove your clothing." Stella instructed.

Ripp didn't need to be told twice. Clothes began hitting the floor immediately, like debris in a meteor shower. Stella was pleased to see that he was interested in assisting her in the removal of her garments as well, which she considered to be very polite, and very helpful.






She took his hand. "Shall we do this, Ripp?"




He smiled and nodded, which was one of the very first gestures that she had learned, so she knew that it meant yes. She also recognized the particular expression he was giving her as the same one he used on the other women he procured for mating purposes.

He held her by the waist and moved her towards the bed, and then she lowered him back onto it.




"Now, before we get started, I need to ask you some questions to make notes for my research. Is that okay?"

"Sure. Fire away."

"Is this your first sexual experience?" Ripp nearly choked on his own laughter.




"Does that mean no? I still don't have all the gestures down..."

"Definitely not my first time."

"I didn't think so, but I don't like to make assumptions." She said. "So, would you consider yourself experienced?"

"I'd like to think so."




"With men or women?"

"Ummm... women... "

"So, you only have sex with women? Do you not like men too?" Stella found this aspect of sim sexuality, with all of its extremes and variations to be fascinating, and so different from her own species.

"I have to honestly say that I've never given it much thought." Hadn't he? Ripp wasn't sure if that was completely true. Well, maybe once or twice. That was normal, right? Surely no more than anyone else did.




"Okay. So how many women have you had sex with?"

"Fuck... I don't know. Maybe ten or eleven... fifteen, sixteen. Twenty? I have no idea. I don't actually keep a tally, you know. That would be pretty fucking creepy." Stella thought about that statement for a moment and wondered why keeping track of the number of partners might be considered offensive to sims. She kept very detailed records of her own sexual practices, especially anything relating to pollination. That seemed prudent to her.

"And how often do you have sex with each one?" Ripp laughed a little.

"Well, that really depends on them, Stella, but I generally take advantage of any opportunity that I can."

"Do you have any children?"

"I really fucking hope not."

Again, Stella wondered why a sim would be so interested in sexual reproduction, but have no desire for offspring. And how he might have managed such a feat, while mating so often with so many different partners. Interesting, indeed.




"Now, I can ask you about your sexual practices in more detail, but it would be easier and clearer if you just showed me. Is that okay?" She looked at Ripp, and he smiled.

"Yeah, that would be no problem at all." He was eager to skip the clinical examination phase of this encounter and get on with it.

"Don't leave anything out." She demanded. "I want it to be completely thorough."

"Are you sure?" He raised an eyebrow. "You really want me to do everything?! Most girls aren't usually into that... at least not until the second or third time."

"I'm sure I can handle it, Ripp."




Again, he smiled, but then paused, thinking something over carefully.

"You're not planning to fucking pollinate me one day, are you, Stella? Suck me up and probe me with your fancy equipment? I have to warn you, I'd probably make a pretty fucking shitty father."

"Well, I could "probe" you, as you say, right now. It's not exactly how it works, but I do have all the equipment I need for pollination right here." She was pointing at herself. "And I would like the practice."




"You have... a probe?!"

"Well, not exactly, like I said. More like a stamen, actually, as it is on your Sim Earth flowers. But yes, all aliens do have one. We're all exactly the same. We each have what is roughly the equivalent of a stamen and a stigma."

"You have BOTH parts?! All aliens do?" Ripp's eyes widened. "What about half aliens?" Ripp suddenly found himself wondering about the possible lady parts that Johnny might be hiding away in his pants. Was that why got so fucking bitchy every 28 days? Ripp could see this information giving him a clear advantage in future arguments with Johnny. He could see it now... Johnny, not only are you the world's biggest pussy, but you fucking have one too. How could he come back from that?

"Well, no. The hybrids seem to resemble sims more than aliens, at least in a superficial way, and they have the outward physical sexual characteristics of sims. But they do retain the ability to pollinate."




"What the fuck?! They can pollinate other sims?!"

"Yes. Mostly the men, obviously. The woman can do it also, but they probably would be less likely to, given their sim biological characteristics. But yes, they can still pollinate, as long as the pollen enters the other sim's body, the genetic material can merge. And the hybrids can also reproduce in the typical sim way." Ripp was speechless. If he wanted to, Johnny could actually knock him up. Even Jill could probably knock him up. How weird was that?

"Shall we try this out, Ripp?" Stella directed him back to the task at hand. "I promise I won't impregnate you."

"Fuck, Stella. I'm usually more of a prober than a probee..."

"I thought you said that you were up for anything."




"Well, did I say no?" He smiled again, with that look.

"So you're willing to let me practice on you?"

"Yeah, why not? I'll do fucking anything once... or twice. Maybe even three times, if I don't get a good read on it the first few times."

"Shall we get started here, Ripp?"




"Well, fuck yeah! Probe on, brave pollinator." He grinned. "Just, please... hold the pollen."

"No problem, Ripp. I can control it."

"Errr, I'd feel much better if you used something. Do you have a rubber?"

"A what?"

"Dear god. You do have a lot to learn." He reached down into his pile of clothes and retrieved a chain of condoms. "Here - use mine. I have plenty."












And so, Ripp Grunt did his part to aid the alien invasion. He helped the aliens move towards the very same goal that his own father had worked so hard to prevent from happening.




"How do you feel?" Stella asked when Ripp woke.

"I feel... rather well."

"That's good."




"So, did you learn everything you needed to?"

"Well, it was an excellent start."

"Do you need more practice? You need to know what you're fucking doing, right? I mean, if I was going to be abducted, it would kind of be like going to a doctor, and I'd want to be pretty fucking sure that the P.T. knew what they were doing. " There was that look again.

"Of course, I'll need more practice. Lots more." She smiled. "Do you mean right now?"

"Well, yes. I thought that you might - we both - could use just a little more practice."




"I knew that I picked you for a reason, Ripp."

"I aim to please."




They passed the hours away until the sun came up, and Ripp decided that he should head back to his apartment.




"I'd better go." He smiled. "I could probably stay here all day too, but I do need to get home."

"I'll walk you out."

"It's fucking pouring rain out there." The downpour that they had been predicting on the weather channel all week had finally decided to show up.

"It's okay, I have a helmet."




"Now, I know that you understand that this isn't a romantic relationship, Ripp, but I must insist that we do remain friends." Stella said, taking his hands in the pouring rain. "I know you probably don't usually do that, and it's not really my intention either, but I quite like you."

"That would be fine, Stella." Ripp smiled. "As long as you don't mind fucking your friends sometimes."

"I have no problem with that."

"Well, that's just great." His hair was soaking wet, and water was running down his neck. "Just let me know whenever you feel like going for a drink, or if you just feel like having your needs attended to. I'll be on call."






"Don't forget about your own needs, Ripp."

"Don't worry, I rarely ever do."




"Such a cute nose. It's so delicious, I want to eat it." She proceeded to attempt that very thing, nibbling and sucking on his nose.

"That's really fucking weird, Stella."

"Well, it's a pretty common sign of affection, where I come from." She grinned. "And you didn't seem to have a problem with some of our other cultural differences last night."

"No." He laughed. "You're right. I really didn't."




"Are you actually blushing?!" Stella marveled. "Awww, that's so adorable! I've never seen it before."

It was a new experience for Ripp too.








(Continue to Chapter 21...)


Again, the song that the Shifting Paradymes played is a Royal Trux song, which is what I imagine they sound like. The song, as Jaxy said, is called "Sunshine and Grease", from their album "Pound for Pound". It's worth checking out if you like rock music, in my opinion.




 
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Date: 2008-02-03 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madame-ugly.livejournal.com
Hilarious. (and not overly graphic)

I like your take on alien reproduction.

The "abductees", I see one was Jayne's dad and one was a Curious. Who was the other (the first one where the two chicks watched). Is that Cyd Roseland (or whatever his name is, the guy who comes with Pets)? And the toddler in the blue tux? Just Jayne in drag or a baby we've never seen?

*snicker* Ripp's NEVER thought about getting it on with a guy. UH HUH. That's why he's wondering if Johnny has a "plant-gina". SUUUURRRE, Ripp, just keep telling yourself that as you sing Meatloaf duets with guys. Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. *snicker*

It's nice to see Stella enjoys her studies (and has such a helpful lab partner). But I have the funniest mental picture of a condom on a plant stamen. Either that'a VERY penis like stamen or a very narrow condom (which makes me then wonder about sim penis--is it skinny like a plant stamen--oh, lord, I shouldn't think about these kinds of things--and on this, Sunday, the holiest of days *snorts*)

Date: 2008-02-03 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madame-ugly.livejournal.com
I mean pistol (for the plant part--it's been a long time since high school biology). Actually, it's an even funnier mental picture if the rubber is on the stamen. Honey bees would be (pun intended) VERY pissed.

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SECOND COMMENT!!!!!!! (brb)

Date: 2008-02-03 09:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] music-simbol.livejournal.com
I nearly died of laughter when I saw that Stella had picked Ripp!!!! Of course, it makes sense. He gets around the most, so he must be doing something right! And he would also have the most experience with all different types of things that are done in the bedroom.

I thought Stella's questions were freaking hilari-ass! I understand that she needs to be scientific about it, but some of them would turn the typical sim off of sex. Course, Promise Ripp sex and he'll do whatever you want.

From her perspective, why would a sim sleep around so much with no desire to have any children. I wonder if she knows about all the pleasure to be had. That is what Ripp's after in the end, just having a good time with no romantic entanglements. Plenty of sims have sex not to have kids, but to feel good, plain and simple. (Huge neon sign pointing at Ripp).

So, Stella wouldn't mind Jayne? Hmm, interesting. I am really looking forward to the party they're going to have. Especially now that Ripp and Stella are better acquainted. Mucho drama to be had. Jayne and Phi, Johnny and Phi, Johnny and Jayne, Stella and Jayne, Ripp and Johnny. Drama all around!

I just realized the "J" connection between Jayne and Johnny. That seems to be the trend in the Smith family. Ophelia kinda interrupts that, doesn't she?

And don't think I didn't notice Frances checking out that guy in the library. If Stella wants to focus on frustrated sexuality, she should take a closer look at him. Course, he probably barely knows what he's thinking. I'm sure he would become permanently red from all her technical questions.

And Ripp blushing? Hmm........you trying to hint at something here?

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Date: 2008-02-03 09:33 pm (UTC)
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WHOA

LIKE WHOA!

heheheheeheeeheee

I can't talk.



:D

Date: 2008-02-03 09:43 pm (UTC)
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Did you see that one coming? ;)

I take it you approve of this development?

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Date: 2008-02-03 10:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redqueenofevil.livejournal.com
OMG! This was hilarious! By the way, if the Pollination Technician career doesn't work out, I bet Stella could at least get a job at the Kinsey institute. *smirk*

I'm so thrilled to get to see Stella's story at LONG last! And the alien sexuality lesson was fantastic! And now, oh, Ripp! The fodder he has now... hee hee hee!

I'll have to go check out the Royal Trux.

Another note, Stella certainly gets around, doesn't she? It's neat to see her pictured watching so many of the LFT students. You've given so much color to Stella, that it blows my mind! It's brilliant!

*applauds*

Date: 2008-02-03 11:54 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] strange-tomato.livejournal.com
Kinsey Institute! *snort* Yeah, she does use a similar research methodology, doesn't she?

I know. Tell me about it. You can see why I held out for so long, but I was just dying to get Stella more involved. She'll keep things interesting, don't worry. She'll be seeing more of Ripp too. That's the sort of lesson that he prefers to his courses at college, and now they're "buddies". Ripp is something else. I have so much fun with him.

Oh, you totally should! They're a great band, though sadly defunct. There are still plenty of albums to keep you occupied for a while, if you get into them. I try to spread the word about them whenever I can.

Stella definitely WILL get around. *grin* And then just wait until she gets out there to do her job. I'll bet she'll be a very prolific pollinator. That scene in the library was fun. We'll see most of the "extras" again at the sorority party. Thanks. I'm glad you like her.

Thank you.

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Date: 2008-02-03 11:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silentsteel.livejournal.com
Bweeheeheeheee! This is GREAT! XD Gonna have to be careful if you want to get more hands-on samples, Stella - those questions are likely to put others off their groove! (But as we see, not Ripp! Nookie is his grail of choice!)

And yay! More story on Stella! It also fills in a little around Jayne too, which is verra nice. I agree with everyone, the alien sexuality lesson was fantastic! So they're effectively all one sex - very cool. :D

I can see knowing Stella being very, very good for Ripp - happy nookie, but also getting to think on the whys and whatnots too.

Date: 2008-02-04 12:13 am (UTC)
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Thanks. :D

Stella might consult Ripp for tips on how to approach other sims. That was another reason she wanted someone so open and experienced. She's going to find out how he does it, and who would make the best targets for her, so he'll probably do some more helping (and the more direct kind of helping again too, no doubt). Ripp, of course, would do almost anything for sex.

Now that Stella is introduced we'll see more of her and Jayne in general. And I have a big party coming up which will bring together the entire young adult ensemble cast.

Yes, the aliens are all EXACTLY the same. The have no sex variations, no gender, no orientations. It's a free for all. Stella made herself resemble a female and calls herself a "she", but she's the same as P.T. No. 9. Exactly the same. And he... well he's the one that really has "lady parts", not Johnny. *snicker*

The whys and whatnots. Hmmm, yes. It might be illuminating for Ripp. If he gets around to think about it much, rather than just doing it.

Date: 2008-02-03 11:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ikichi.livejournal.com
::They targeted... sims which found themselves in any romantic relationship that could not result in offspring. Those that paired with others of their own gender.::

I KNEW it wasn't just a coincidence that ALL my natural abductions happened to newly engaged or newly married gay sims!

This was a lot of fun!

Date: 2008-02-04 01:28 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] strange-tomato.livejournal.com
The aliens in your game are clearly following the plan of my aliens! *grin* Nice! I love it when I'm right...

Thanks. :D

Date: 2008-02-04 12:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amaryssobellus.livejournal.com
Oh geez! Oh GEEZ! I can't stop laughing and since I'm getting sick, laughing doesn't feel as good as it should.

Ripp, Ripp, Ripp. *shakes head* What are we going to do with you.
Though I have to say that Ripp blushing makes me think that there will be more to this relationship then just a booty call. Maybe Stella's the one to tame the wild Ripp? Or at least slow him down some? (Imagine what Gen Grunt would say to that!)

I've always liked Stella and had been very curious what you where going to do with her. In my Strangetown, Johnny and Stella actually hook up. :)

I loved this though. It was great. The pictures looked different. Textiled almost. Did you do that on purpose for Stella's update?
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Date: 2008-02-04 01:40 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] strange-tomato.livejournal.com
Heheh. Good to hear that you're laughing, but I hope you feel better. They say that laughter is the best medicine, right? Though it has never cured a cold for me. Funny...

What to do with Ripp, indeed. *snicker* Well, if you want to sleep with him, that's no problem. He's always good for that, if you're a woman or something resembling one on the surface, even.

There could be a number of ways to interpret the blushing, for sure. I expected that some might suspect that, and we'll have to wait and see. Stella certainly has a very unconventional approach, which suits Ripp. They did agree to be friends. Friends that "do it". That's not really the same thing as a relationship. But they will likely keep the "buddy" thing going for as long as it works for both of them.

Yeah, the General would NOT be pleased. At all. (Let's hope the condom worked, or the General will be spinning in his grave.)

Nobody will ever slow Ripp down. The best they could hope to do would be to keep up with him, and offer variety, and thus removing the need for him to go elsewhere. To keep him from losing interest.

I think that Stella is a great character, with a lot of potential. And she's so cute! I've heard a number of people pair her with Johnny, and if I didn't have the whole backstory that I do have, and the hybrid breeding program, she may have taken the place of Jayne in this story. But as a full alien, she's much more interesting to me.

Thank you. Do you mean that the photos seem to have an effect or filter on them? It didn't do anything different... or do you mean the presence of textiles in the photos? It was just good luck that I had good surfaces, some of which were chosen by me (like Cyd Roseland's bathroom... at least I think I changed that wallpaper from the original).

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Date: 2008-02-04 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] soma910.livejournal.com
Fun chapter to read. I like Stella very much, even though her mission is a bit scary. Can't wait to see what you have in store for Ripp and Stella! ^^

Date: 2008-02-04 02:56 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] strange-tomato.livejournal.com
Thanks! I agree. The mission is a little scary, and it's hard to fully trust those aliens, but Stella is an interesting character, and a good one (at least among her own kind). Oh, I have plenty in store for both! ;)

Thanks for reading!

Date: 2008-02-04 03:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] simgarooop.livejournal.com

Hee Hee... I've just returned home and was looking for your previous update to comment on it (I read it before I left the city), only to find out you've updated again! You're so fast! :)

This chapter was hilarious, and quite interesting too. So the alien sims are more or less like flowers/plants... I never thought about their pollination technique that way. I always imagined it as some sort of complicated surgery, with lots of instruments and machinery. But your point of view is much "easier" and interesting, specially plot-wise.

Oh, I recognized Cyd Roseland! And Bella too! The Cyd in my Strangetown also has an alien kid, though I wasn't involved in that. Before I started my legacy, my sister played a bit with Cyd and got him abducted. He had twins, both of them are currently living in the Sim Bin until I figure out what to do with them :P.

Stella is adorable! I like how she aproached Ripp. So direct and scientific like, with the pre-sex questioning and everything. I agree she found the perfect "guinea pig" for her first research, and yup, it's quite ironic that Ripp is now helping the cause his father fought against so much during his life.

Ripp was speechless. If he wanted to, Johnny could actually knock him up. Even Jill could probably knock him up. How weird was that?

Oh, LOL! That opens a lot of possibilities!

Awesome as always! Now excuse me while I go and comment on Chapter 19! :)

Date: 2008-02-04 03:53 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] strange-tomato.livejournal.com
I'm not always this fast. I had this one in the works for a while, so it was easy to finish it off today and post. The next one will be a little longer to get together, I'm sure.

That's right. They reproduce in a similar manner to the way plants do, and they resemble flowers, though not exactly. I guess I just went really literal with the idea of pollen, and I did want the hermaphroditic quality for them. The funny thing about what you said about the complicated surgery is that this is how most of the sims in this story think it happens. They have no idea that it's as sexual and hands-on as it is. Ripp thought that it involved special equipment, and a couple of other characters have said something about that too. And one of them REALLY should know better.

Cyd makes a good father for an alien child, as a single male knowledge sim. That's what Jayne's father was too, and the aliens are finding them to be successful parents, leaving them vulnerable for a second abduction.

Stella is funny, and I think it's because she's so serious (a good comedian is not one who laughs their way through the joke, afterall). Ripp really was a godsend for launching her research. *snicker* While he makes a possibly poor candidate an abduction, he is quite useful for this purpose. Ripp probably wouldn't care for his father's opinions about aliens anyway (especially not if he knew the whole story), and maybe he even relished the chance to defy him in that way. His friendship with Johnny had the benefit of enraging his father too. It was part of the attraction there for Ripp.

It certainly does open a number of possibilities. *grin* Meanwhile, HE could get Jill pregnant, so I don't think he needs to worry about trying to make the opposite work. And it's not like he really wants either of those things to happen. It's a good thing to know, though, or else something could accidentally happen, couldn't it? That would have been unfortunate, if it had happened...

Thank you! This one was a lot of fun to do, obviously! ^_^

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Date: 2008-02-04 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] abbycat900.livejournal.com
I wish I could write something long and comment-y, like everybody else does. But I can't, so I'll just say I like Stella <3

Date: 2008-02-04 03:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] abbycat900.livejournal.com
I mean love. LOVE Stella <3 -too tired to write-

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Date: 2008-02-04 04:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] indigoleo.livejournal.com
Firstly, I love that song.

At first I thought the first person abducted was Ripp, but then I remembered Cyd, who does kind of remind me of Ripp.
I would so love to see Ripp get abducted. :)
The whole bit with him and Stella was great. I think Ripp is really up for anything. Maybe more then he thinks.

Date: 2008-02-04 10:59 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] strange-tomato.livejournal.com
You mean, "Common People" by Pulp? Yeah, me too. It's great, and fairly theme appropriate. I really like the William Shatner version too.

Yeah, Cyd does look quite a bit like Ripp, and it's not just the hair (though that really does help a lot). He has a similar nose and chin too.

Hmmm, you would? *raises brow* Well, it would be funny, I'm sure. A pregnant Ripp would be comedy gold, in my opinion. I'd feel pretty bad for him, though. Well, up to a point... I wonder if it would increase or decrease his chances with the ladies?

Thanks. It was a lot of fun.

Yes, he may be up for more than he thinks... indeed.

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Date: 2008-02-04 06:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sea-serpent.livejournal.com
TEEHEE. Oh, this has to be my favourite chapter yet :P Stella's just hilarious.

And HAH! I had an inkling that Ripp might not be 100% straight. Honestly, singing romantic duets with your male best friend? That had me raising an eyebrow for a while, even if they were drunk as all hell.

By the way, I loved the pictures at the beginning, where Stella's just observing. They really give off a feeling of clinical detachment, but also curiosity. Though that might just be me being weird and reading too much into it.

Still though, awesome chapter :D You have no idea how happy I get whenever I see that you've updated!

Date: 2008-02-04 01:11 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] strange-tomato.livejournal.com
Your favourite chapter? That's nice to hear. It was definitely the most fun to write.

Well, really, how many people actually are 100% straight? I only know a couple of them (maybe), and they're pretty boring. Just sayin'...

People keep referring to the karaoke scene as being some kind of "proof" that Ripp might have just a small sprinkling of fairy dust over him, but really, I see that as him just being a goofball. But who knows, underneath the surface. It is true that a super straight-laced, macho "dude" would not do it, so it does prove that he doesn't really give a shit.

No, it certainly is a sort of clinical detachment (and yet, we know what they do to them once they get them up there). That's the interesting thing about Stella. And all the aliens. They're less emotional than the sims are, and more rational.

Thank you. :D

Date: 2008-02-04 11:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imsothenetgirl.livejournal.com
"You have BOTH parts?! All aliens do?" Ripp's eyes widened. "What about half aliens?" Ripp suddenly found himself wondering about the possible lady parts that Johnny might be hiding away in his pants. Was that why got so fucking bitchy every 28 days? Ripp could see this information giving him a clear advantage in future arguments with Johnny. He could see it now... Johnny, not only are you the world's biggest pussy, but you fucking have one too. How could he come back from that?

I laughed like a complete loon at that whole part. My sister now thinks I'm nuts. This is definitely my favourite chapter so far.

Date: 2008-02-04 01:41 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] strange-tomato.livejournal.com
Teeheehee. Yeah, I liked that passage too. Especially the part about irritable Johnny's 28 day cycle. I'm happy to have gotten a laugh out of you.

Thank you.

Date: 2008-02-04 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cindyanne1.livejournal.com
Wonderful couple of updates there! I love how clinical Stella is about everything, lol! I've never played her (just seen her in the bin at Uni) but I bet she's a Knowledge sim, yes?

I like your take on the alien pollinations, too! Made me giggle at the thought of them (and possibly Johnny, too... or even Jill!) having a lil' bit of somethin-somethin they hiding! HEE.

Can't wait for more. Keep up the good work!

Date: 2008-02-05 01:45 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] strange-tomato.livejournal.com
Yeah, Stella is a knowledge sim (masquerading as a romance sim). So very clinical in her approach, which only makes the image of her and Ripp together more amusing to me, since he's very much the opposite. I'm sure the dynamic continued to be very amusing in the unseen portion of this encounter. Very fire and ice.

It would be pretty funny if Johnny was hiding something like that, but Stella cleared it up for us. He's a normal sim male, at least in that way (the ability to impregnate other males, not so much). Johnny's got nothing to hide, and since he did once share a public shower with Ripp and the rest of the dorm, that should have been our first clue. It's not exactly something you'd do if you had alien reproductive parts.

Thanks!

Date: 2008-02-05 12:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zepheera.livejournal.com
*snicker*

Oh man, now you have my house guest thinking I am totally insane. I just could not stop laughing while reading this post. I am sure that she is contemplating having me committed!!!

Awesome chapter, I can't wait for the next one!

Date: 2008-02-05 01:46 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] strange-tomato.livejournal.com
Good to see you got some good laughs out of it. *grin* Thanks!

Date: 2008-02-06 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 80sfiend.livejournal.com
Ok so now you're just killing me. :P I mean this chapter was awesome!! Stella is hilarious. :D I love that she made Ripp her test subject. :D But...I don't want him to end up with her!! He is for JILL do you hear me??? You don't understand how much I need them together eventually. :P *shakes fist* They had better have more interactions and more tension and angst missy. :P Or I might have to write some fanfiction...but I really want to see YOU put them together eventually. :D Cause it'll be better. :D

...still have to make that Jill/Ripp icon. :)

Date: 2008-02-06 01:06 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] strange-tomato.livejournal.com
Who said anything about Ripp ending up with Stella? *snicker* I know some people are reading that into it, but I definitely wouldn't go too far with that. She said herself that nothing will keep her from her mission as a pollinator, and Ripp doesn't want a relationship either. That doesn't sound like much to work with to me. They're "buddies", and that is about all it will ever be, I imagine, though they might carry on like that for quite some time.

What about all the other women that Ripp has been with? Why is Stella so threatening? Well, I suppose she does have a little something "extra". *grin*

Oh, you know that I usually take advantage of any chance to add drama, don't I? I can't make any promises, but the pot usually gets stirred eventually.

Thanks. :)

Date: 2008-02-06 04:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kin-thalas.livejournal.com
This is great,so great. This pollination thing cracked me totally up. Stelle is so calculating and Ripp is such a bitch. Haha. Great.

Date: 2008-02-06 04:51 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] strange-tomato.livejournal.com
Heeheee. Thanks. Yeah, Stella didn't need to be all THAT calculating to get Ripp, did she? He's a pretty easy mark.

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Date: 2008-02-08 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ndainye.livejournal.com
I stayed up waaay too late last night reading all of this story. I didn't comment immediately because I wanted some time to digest everything. I had hoped to come up with a really thoughtful way to compliment your ability to characterize and build relationships between the characters so wonderfully. But I'm still at a loss and all I can really say is wow! Suffice it to say I'm hooked! I've always loved the characters in Strangetown and this has made me itch to reset the neighborhood and play it again.

Date: 2008-02-08 07:21 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] strange-tomato.livejournal.com
Thank you. That means a lot to me. Hearing that you stayed up late reading it is quite a compliment in its own right.

Thank you for reading everything so far! I'm hoping to get another chapter up this weekend sometime, so check back. Plenty of different characters are involved in the next one too.

Do it! Reset and play Strangetown. I'm all about encouraging people to do that. There can't be enough people playing around with Strangetown, in my opinion.

Date: 2008-02-09 04:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] simfulacts.livejournal.com
Hurrah it's Stella! I love her! Great update!

I think your Strangetown has finally convinced me to post my own Strangetown take. I've been a wuss about posting it because it's rather sucky. But hey, I'll give it shot.

Date: 2008-02-09 11:54 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] strange-tomato.livejournal.com
Thanks. Stella is a great sim. She has so much potential, doesn't she?

A Strangetown story? That's awesome. You should totally go for it! Why not? Ripp would agree with me. Just do it. *grin*

Date: 2008-09-23 04:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missgan.livejournal.com
Stella was pleased to see that he was interested in assisting her in the removal of her garments as well, which she considered to be very polite, and very helpful.
I laughed when I read this. Man, I'd love to read some of Stella's notes about sim reproduction & what sex is like. Oh, and sim behaviour, too!

And the questions she had for Ripp were priceless. I love that Ripp answered them all so enthusiastically! I don't think she's asking the right ones, though - maybe she should think about learning more about sims' attitudes towards sex. Aliens' attitudes toward sexual behaviour all seem geared towards reproduction, not enjoyment at all! Stella would have a enlightening time asking & learning about how sims feel otherwise!

Date: 2008-09-29 10:02 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
"It's fucking pouring rain out there." The downpour that they had been predicting on the weather channel all week had finally decided to show up.

"It's okay, I have a helmet."

LMFAO! a helmet! lolololol *is ded*

Date: 2008-10-02 01:17 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] strange-tomato.livejournal.com
Heheh. That line amused me too, so I'm glad you liked it.

Her helmet amuses me way too much. Stella is a (very serious) nut.

Date: 2008-10-20 08:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ohflark.livejournal.com
Yes! Finally more about Stella. I had been waiting for this :D.

I love her so much. She is so adorable.

Even when she is trying to bang rip it's adorable haha.

Interesting that Ripp liked the probing...

I knew Ripp was going to end up linking Stella though...

I wonder if this will end up putting a bump in the road on her plans

And what will Johnny think of this?

I am sure he will find out... I mean they are suppose to all be going to Stellas party with Jayne aren't they?

Date: 2008-11-02 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cl-legacy.livejournal.com
AHHHHH.
Ripp and Stella are so. fucking. adorable :D

Date: 2009-01-18 10:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pnkpnthr334.livejournal.com
This has been my favorite chapter so far! It was amazing, and hilarious, and adorable! It was great to hear more about the alien's culture...I guess it would be. Ripp letting Stella "probe" him was awesome!!! So funny, and a nice switch from the seriousness of other chapters. :)

Date: 2009-03-02 07:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] simstate.wordpress.com (from livejournal.com)
"I'm doing research on sim anatomy, and you seem like a good example of your sex and species, so I was was wondering if you'd be willing to have sex with me." -- this cracked me up, talk about being direct!

Very funny chapter - and I liked how you explained your take on the "alien invasion" - my aliens have a mission similar (but not the same) to yours and they use the hydroponics garden for the pollinating :-)
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