strangetomato | Drabble+: Threesomes

I did some writing today, so here's a drabble.

Prompt: threesomes
Characters: Jaxy Rai
Wordcount: 434
Imagecount: 0
Warnings: language, sexual themes

It sounds like it would be overwhelming, but it's really just awkward and kind of boring. There's always someone in the odd position of being the watcher. I don't like being the fucking watcher. That, or you're trying to twist yourself into some sort of impossible pretzel that seemed a lot more exciting in your mind.

I just don't think it's natural. It goes against the natural order of things. It's called "coupling" for a fucking reason.

For Ripp, I could see it. He's exactly the type of pervert this would appeal to. And, well, to his credit, he has the right sort of empathy for it too. He would enjoy watching the love of his life getting plowed by someone else, if it made her happy, and probably just fucking because. To be honest, I'm sure he's nearly as interested in watching Johnny get off, so that also bodes well for it working for him. Of course, he'd have to get two other people to agree to it first. One can be hard enough.

Bisexuals... what a scam. They think they can have it both ways, and maybe some of them can, but you know what they say. All the girls end up with men, and all the guys end up with men. That's just how it is.

But Zoe didn't end up with a man. She ended up with me.

I'm not sure how I pulled that one off. I'm pretty fucking pleased with myself, to be honest.

Now we're getting married. Fucking crazy.

It's marriage, yes, but it's not going to resemble all those cookie cutter tack pageants, let me tell you. The hets can keep it. No, we'll be doing it our way. I have no time for ceremony, and can you imagine either of us in a poufy white dress? Zoe'll probably wear a little white barely-there thing, just to be cheeky. We'll just get it done, and then have a nice little party or something.

And the conditions, the rules of the matter, are all our own too. That takes me back to the threesome and that whole idea. We could have an open marriage if we wanted to. That's our business. We could do it, and we'd be fully within our rights as a married couple, but I don't want that. Zoe knows I don't want that. I don't mind a little experimenting, but I always want to be there, front and centre. Boring or not. It has to be a team effort. That's all I ask.

The rest, we can figure out as we go.