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Johnny makes sure to get his letter done early, so "Santa" has time to buy his gifts.
Letters to Santa: Johnny Smith

Dear "Santa",
If you're wondering what to get me for Christmas this year, I have some suggestions for you:
1. Socks and underwear - boring, but needed
2. Toiletries - hair gel (get the jumbo size), facial scrub, Compulsion cologne, or anything else you think I'd like (you know the drill)
3. Vegan Cupcakes Take Over the World by Isa Chandra Moskowitz and Terry Hope Romero - there might be something in it for you!
4. A new soccer jersey
5. Membership at Dreamy Fields - if you think I've been really good
love you,
Johnny
XOXOXO
P.S. If you're reading this, Ripp, all I want from you is an immaculately clean apartment.

Letters to Santa: Johnny Smith

Dear "Santa",
If you're wondering what to get me for Christmas this year, I have some suggestions for you:
1. Socks and underwear - boring, but needed
2. Toiletries - hair gel (get the jumbo size), facial scrub, Compulsion cologne, or anything else you think I'd like (you know the drill)
3. Vegan Cupcakes Take Over the World by Isa Chandra Moskowitz and Terry Hope Romero - there might be something in it for you!
4. A new soccer jersey
5. Membership at Dreamy Fields - if you think I've been really good
love you,
Johnny
XOXOXO
P.S. If you're reading this, Ripp, all I want from you is an immaculately clean apartment.

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Date: 2008-12-03 02:52 am (UTC)Johnny's OCD tendencies are almost palpable through his list, complete with numbering and links. Who knew he'd be so interested in baking?!
LOL at his "Dream Christmas"! I don't think Johnny has lived in a clean home since he left for College. Poor guy, in his place I'd already be insane!