Strangetown, HWC Letters to Santa: Johnny Smith

[strangetomato]

Johnny makes sure to get his letter done early, so "Santa" has time to buy his gifts.







Letters to Santa: Johnny Smith





Dear "Santa",

If you're wondering what to get me for Christmas this year, I have some suggestions for you:

1. Socks and underwear - boring, but needed

2. Toiletries - hair gel (get the jumbo size), facial scrub, Compulsion cologne, or anything else you think I'd like (you know the drill)

3. Vegan Cupcakes Take Over the World by Isa Chandra Moskowitz and Terry Hope Romero - there might be something in it for you!

4. A new soccer jersey

5. Membership at Dreamy Fields - if you think I've been really good


love you,
Johnny

XOXOXO


P.S. If you're reading this, Ripp, all I want from you is an immaculately clean apartment.







 

Comments

[nimi4.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, oh, just lovely. I love Johnny's eyes and the cupcakes everywhere!
The quotation marks around "Santa" are also very much in character. I really like how you're doing this. :D

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

The cupcakes are taking over the world! :D Just like the title promises...

Yeah, I figured Johnny would do something like that, to play along, but show that he knows Santa's real name is Phi. It's fun to try to come up with little writing details for the characters, like the way Beau formats his letter in a business style, and Johnny's numbered list.

I think I'll be posting all the organized people first too, so the slackers will be scribbling notes at the last minute. :P That will be funny.

[xel-squirgle-ox.livejournal.com]

I have a feeling I know who the last person would be then. :P

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

"Oh shit, Santa! Is it too late? ;_;

P.S. IOU one plate of cookies"

LOL

[xel-squirgle-ox.livejournal.com]

YES RIPP, IT IS TOO LATE!

It's 2009 already! D: