Strangetown extras: Zombie bride pizza delivery service

[strangetomato]

Okay, I suppose I could save this for the next outtakes post, but I can't wait. It's too funny.

Johnny: I hope the pizza is still good.


I suppose that Johnny, as an alien, can't say much, but that's one frightening pizza delivery woman! The perma-bride look just terrifies me when it turns up on a random townie (it's the hairs from the Glamour and Celebration SPs), and when combined with the mod to unlock all skin tones for townies, well, it's just too good.

P.S. Sorry for the spoiler... now you know that Johnny, Ripp, and Ophelia order some pizza. ;)

Comments

[music-simbol.livejournal.com]

HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

I don't have that mod, so that never happens to me!

They eat pizza!!! How could tell me this ahead of time?! I could have sworn they would eat Chinese!!!!!!!

[saunasims.livejournal.com]

I'm with music_simbol. :( But I totally thought they were going to have a BBQ! I demand a spoiler tag on this entry!
...
All that pizza girl really needs is an adult live-at-home son with whom she runs a creepy motel at the outskirts of town and yeah. 'Norman! Can't you do anything right?' XD

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Well, if it was a BBQ, I'd HAVE to post a spoiler warning, wouldn't I? *snicker*

Yes, this has to be one of those pizza places that has lots of creepy rumours surrounding it. Worse than just what's in the "secret sauce". I'm actually a little frightened to order Chinese takeout now.

Heheh. She totally has a son named Norman...

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

I was going to go with Chinese, but I'm saving that big development for later. The pizza represents their friendship, with all the harmony of the different toppings, and... *unable to keep a straight face any longer*

Just imagine what they had to explain to the pizza place when they ordered... "We'll need a third of the pizza to be veggie delight, hold the cheese, and one third is meat lovers, extra bacon, and just a normal deluxe topping on the third section. Did you get all of that?"

That mod is great. I have the alien eyes too, which works well for Strangetown (as does the zombies and aliens - which reminds me that I should show the alien maid that replaced Genesis as the new maid). I just clued in that this zombie has alien eyes too. Even weirder...

[lovelysims.livejournal.com]

Holy shit. I'd totally slam the door and scream "We don't want none! Go away!"

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Well, they're from Strangetown, so it takes a lot to scare them. But I'd say this was pretty close.

[lovelysims.livejournal.com]

lol. true. but I so could see Tank at least taking my actions. Or pulling his ak47 out and going buck wild. bahahah. see now my half drugged(sleeping pills) brain is going wild with ideas of how I think they would react.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's funny to think about how they might react. I could see Tank doing that, for sure. Especially is this was a truly dangerous zombie situation.

Ophelia would probably just be like, "What? I thought this was normal. Dead things, ghosts, you know... everyone has things like that in their house, right?"

[lovelysims.livejournal.com]

Seriously. And I so think that Ripp would try to screw her. Zombie bride and everything!

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

The sad thing is, he probably would. *snort* She has some nice full lips, for a zombie. Except, I think that the bridal veil would scare Ripp off, in this case. Nothing cools Ripp's passion like someone desperate for commitment.

[jessicus.livejournal.com]

PizzaZombieApocalypse!

omg spoilers!

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

It definitely looks like the opening scene of a zombie film to me. Looks like Johnny is the first to go (I'd have expected it to be Ripp, since the slutty character ALWAYS dies in horror movies).

[indigoleo.livejournal.com]

If I opened my door and saw that, I would swear off pizza for the rest of my life! LOL!

Not to mention the fact that as long as it takes zombies to walk shuffle anywhere, your pizza would be cold by the time she got it to your door.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

I didn't notice the strange walking. I think it's just the zombie skin that they get, not the overall condition. Or maybe not... you probably don't have to pay your employees if they are technically still dead.

[pixelcurious.livejournal.com]

LOL. That's worse than zombie maids. With the maids there's only the problem of finding a rotted finger or toe dropped in your bathtub. I know Johnny doesn't want toe pizza any more than I do. *makes the V for veg sign at him*

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Heheh. I have an alien maid, and one of my shopkeepers is an alien too (with a mohawk, no less). I have to post pics of those at some point. I think I spotted another zombie working in a restaurant, which means that the soup you ordered will definitely have fingers in it too. Or maybe just a finger nail or two - gross!

No, Johnny would not want that toe in there. "Hey, I told them no meat! I said it a bunch of times! God, it's always the same... nobody listens. Here, Ripp. Will you eat this for me?" And then Ripp would probably actually eat it.

Johnny appreciates your veggie solidarity. V for veg and victory!

[pixelcurious.livejournal.com]

I sent sims to a restaurant yesterday, and the Hostess was a zombie (I thought of you!) Then I looked in the kitchen and the cook was an alien. Not just that, he was an alien Ben Long. With human eyes. One of the servers was alien with human eyes, too.

God I love that hack. *Mamba bless the creator, whoever they are*

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Oh dear lord, they're EVERYWHERE! :D

My alien maid has the same face template that Melissa Fancey has, so she has giant lips, which is a little odd for an alien.

I adore that hack, especially for Strangetown.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Wow. I just realized that she has alien eyes too! I actually missed that earlier! She's a zombie alien bride who delivers pizza!

Seriously, the bridal veil scares me the most! You really have to wonder about the mental health of someone who wears one of those every day.

Now I'm imagining that Ripp actually answered the door, saw the veil, and ran away screaming. Then Johnny had to go deal with it himself, while Ripp watched from behind the curtains to make sure Johnny didn't end up married (to a zombie).

[music-simbol.livejournal.com]

Perhaps its like the Corpse Bride? She was killed in her wedding dress, so she still wears it, hoping to find someone who will marry her in the afterlife?

Of course, I'd think it would be pretty hard to work in a zombie into the story. Isn't Johnny already with Ophelia, and seeing Jayne on the side?

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Johnny definitely doesn't need a third marriage option at this point. Though P.T. would probably approve of the alien eyes. Hmmmm... Zombies can't reproduce, right?

Well, there goes that idea.

[pixelcurious.livejournal.com]

Actual zombies can't reproduce. And with this hack, you shouldn't breed any "zombie" townies. I think they would have the option to "try for baby" -- unlike real zombies -- but you shouldn't do it. There's no skin for babies/toddlers/children, and I've heard it makes the game crash right at birth. Not that I've tried it to see.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Wow. Thanks for that tip! Very good to know. I don't need a game crashing zombie birth. No sir!

[franwi.livejournal.com]

I LOVE THAT! Although I probably would have been too afraid to answer the door. Do I... do I pay her in brains or does she accept cash? I mean, she's obviously going out of her way on her wedding day to deliver my pizza! *panics*

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Maybe she's a runaway bride, and is using this as a cover while she's in hiding. But, ooops! She forgot to take off the veil.

[dothesmustle.livejournal.com]

I CANNOT believe you could let out some important story-ruining information such as a choice of meal to us. It is absolutely careless! ;P

OMG It's like, when she died she wasn't married. When she was zombified, she saw it as a second chance to get married, so she will stop at nothing to find her one true love, even if she reeks of desperation. XD

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Well, at least I didn't tell you what they are watching on TV. *grin* Seriously... it's pretty funny.

She does seem really desperate. She could just get married right there. She's all dressed up and ready to go!

[katsuko]

Ahahahahah!!! Hilarious. In my new Downtown Strangetown (part of a combined Pleasantview-Strangetown-Veronaville hood with the last two as downtown regions) Ripp got caught while having snuck out and was returned to the house by Officer Rikku Zombie. I don't know what was funnier to me, the zombie skintone or the custom Rikku-from-FFX2 hair....

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Zombie police is surely a bad sign. They're working their way into the system, which can't be a good thing.

[kin-thalas.livejournal.com]

Oh, uh.... ewwww.

No Pizza, pls.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Heheh. Yes, indeed. DO NOT WANT!!!

[madame-ugly.livejournal.com]

NOOOOO. I demand a spoiler alert. The whole story is RUINED now that I know they're getting PIZZA!!! *weeps*

I love when this happens too. I've never had the bride hair (then again, I just got celebrations, so it might happen later) but I've had the zombie skin all over Peculiar. Zombies come (no pun) to the whorehouse and one is even in someone's work HR (they called off and a zombie lady told them they hoped they got better and didn't have to us a vacation day). An alien lady works HR, too.

My matchmaker was a zombie once, too.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Sorry. I know I blew it with the pizza thing, but I really had to let something leak. If you had any idea of the stuff I'm holding back right now (with actual pictures taken... and I must say, I am ruling over moveobjects like a queen), you know why I had to share something. I'm DYING to share some of these things. Just dying.

Zombie clients at the whorehouse is so EEEWWWWW! Do they charge extra? I would definitely charge a higher rate if there was a risk that something might drop off and clog the "machinery".

I think that everyone who works in HR is probably a zombie. *grins* I know I probably would be if I worked that job (I did study it a little, so it could actually happen).

I love that unlocked skin tones mod. Too funny!

[pixelcurious.livejournal.com]

something might drop off and clog the "machinery"

EWWWWWW!!!! XD

[sinderellah.livejournal.com]

I don't have the skintones unlocked, but a fair number of my Uni student's professors have the bride hair. They are the easiest to seduce too, go figure.

[80sfiend.livejournal.com]

LMAO. That is AWESOME. :D

[treesahquiche.livejournal.com]

The zombie pizza bride probably got a good talking down to from her boss for not wearing the regulation employee cap, as she should have. The veil totally doesn't match her jacket, even if it is white, and even if white does match with everything. What would the customers think?

[aeonnox.livejournal.com]

*G* That's awesome.

i found your sim-story following a link in [simgaroop]'s legacy LJ, and omg Strangetown if my favourite neighbourhood, so i'm totally Adding you a friend to keep up. woo!

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's it, though? I love that mod.

Oh, thank you! Thanks for adding me, and for reading the story. I hope that you'll enjoy it.

[cameoflage.livejournal.com]

Where did you get the skintone-unlocking mod? It sounds intriguing.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Pixel and Bean posted about them in this entry:

http://pixel-and-bean.livejournal.com/101183.html

They're a lot of fun!