Strangetown Extras: Ballet gear
May. 16th, 2008 04:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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Johnny: Hey, have I mentioned that you're looking really good lately, Ripp?
Ripp: Well, actually, you have.
Johnny: Well, keep it up.
Ripp: I'll try my best.
Johnny: Hey, I have an idea. Let's all get into our ballet gear!
Ripp: Okay. *is happy*

Ophelia: Yes, I like that. I like that A LOT.


Johnny: The general consensus around here is that you're pretty hot in that leotard.
Ripp: Why, thank you, Mr. Smith.

Johnny: Hey, Phi... you like Ripp, right?
Ophelia: Hell YES!
Ripp: *is generally pleased with the situation*

Ophelia: I'm so glad we're BFFs!
Johnny: Phi is soooo hot. *tries to not get a hard on in the leotard because everyone will see it*

Ripp: Nice job on earning that wishing well, Phi!
Ophelia: Thanks!
Johnny: Why am I so horny?

Ripp: So... since we're all geared up, let's practice some "ballet".
Johnny: That's not what I want to practice.
Ripp: That's why I said "ballet" and not just ballet.
Ophelia: It's like I'm in heat or something...

Johnny: Okay, let's do this ballet thing.
Ripp: Hey! A puddle!

Ophelia: Ripp?
Ripp: WHEEEEE!

Ophelia: I give up.
Ripp: Having SO MUCH FUN!

Johnny: Forget about him. He's a lost cause. Oh, and congratulations on the wishing well.
Ophelia: Haven't we covered this topic already?
Ripp: I LOVE puddles! LOVE 'EM!
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Date: 2008-05-16 08:05 pm (UTC)Those things do not leave much to the imagination.....even thou they technically don't have any naughty bits. :P
Johnny's so horny now, maybe he'll finally give it up! *rim shot*
The hotness that is Ripp needs it's own cult with lots of worshippers and female 'sacrifices'! Heh heh heh :D:D:D:D:D
This was sooooo funny, I need more!!!
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Date: 2008-05-16 08:07 pm (UTC)*snort* I thought the same thing!
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Date: 2008-05-16 08:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-16 08:20 pm (UTC)Yeah, not much to the imagination at all. Must be why they all went crazy horny (except Ripp, who oddly did not shoot any hearts). From some angles, they even seem to have a little bulge action going on. Well, kinda.
That reminds me... why do sim males have more booty than females? Ripp has a really perky ass in one of those shots (and it looks like Johnny's checking it out. *snicker* He's thinking of Phi and look at Ripp's ass. Nice.)
I think Johnny will have to give it up soon or he'll explode.
You need more? Well, maybe I can do a whole Free time fashion show for you. That EP has a lot of questionable fashion themes. Hmmm, yeah... maybe I will...
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Date: 2008-05-16 09:41 pm (UTC)Maybe it's just Ripp? The game knows he's so awesome, it made his ass extra spectacular! :D
A fashion show?? Oh boy, do I like the sound of that!
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Date: 2008-05-17 08:00 pm (UTC)And I also noticed the supposedly non-existent "bulge". ;)
And like 89% of the clothes in Freetime are a hot mess, especially the female "artsy" ones. With the layers. UGH.
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Date: 2008-05-16 08:08 pm (UTC)EMBARRASSING lycra!
(man, I have to install FT now so I can get a good lycra fix, that there boy ballet outfit's just NOT filling the lycra void--I think it's the shoes that have me weirded out)
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Date: 2008-05-16 08:23 pm (UTC)The ballet shoes are weird, but you need them for balleting, silly.
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Date: 2008-05-16 08:40 pm (UTC)I don't care if the shoes are necessary to ballet, they wig me out.
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Date: 2008-05-16 08:43 pm (UTC)The full body leotards don't weird you out anyway?
Oh, I HAVE to go try some of the awesome performance outfits, like that one with all the glittery lightning bolts on it. Yes, I have to go do that.
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Date: 2008-05-16 08:55 pm (UTC)Now I'm worried about the shoes for the workout lycra. It has to be normal, you can't jazzercise in mary janes.
Glittery lightning bolts? Is that available for elders? Glam Curious might be able to give his family a little taste of his past if there are enough sequins involved.
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Date: 2008-05-16 09:53 pm (UTC)And I see it more now in my legacy hood since Jimmy is working his way through the dance career and never changes out of his work clothes anymore 9_9
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Date: 2008-05-16 08:09 pm (UTC)Because you're Jonathan Middlename Smith, that's why! (Please. I've seen you in action. I've seen you shake with lust over a man you HATED. You're just a dirty boy deep down.)
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Date: 2008-05-16 08:32 pm (UTC)(And I so prefer John Middlename Smith. I mean, c'mon... it's John Smith. How perfectly bland.)
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Date: 2008-05-16 09:34 pm (UTC)All these little teases are leaving me dying for the next update. :D
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Date: 2008-05-18 08:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-16 10:52 pm (UTC)Ripp: Hey! A puddle!
Short attention span Ripp. I gotta love him. :)
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Date: 2008-05-16 11:23 pm (UTC)My Ripp is in college right now and last night, he spent about 3 Sim hours playing in a rain puddle. I took an embarrassing amount of pictures. It made me smile to see him playing with the puddle in your pictures too.
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Date: 2008-05-18 07:49 pm (UTC)Latelatecomment but I can't resist.
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