Strangetown, HWC: Role Playing Games

[strangetomato]

Johnny pushed open the door, pausing as he listened to the voices inside.

"Now that you're done work, would you like to hang out for a while?"

"I don't know... won't your wife be home soon?"

"She won't be home for hours."

"Umm, Ripp? Ophelia? Are you guys..."




"... in here?"




"What the fighting llamas?"




"Well, okay, Mr. Pleasant. But just this one time..."

"Call me Danny."




"You know, I have something I'd like you to clean..."

"Ah-HEM! I'm standing right here! What the hell are you two doing?"

"Oh, hey John! You want to play Don Lothario?"

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Note: This is all Petchy's fault. :P Thanks, Petchy.

Comments

[dinuriel.livejournal.com]

Johnny should count himself lucky--instead of Don, they could've suggested that he play Mary-Sue XD