I posted this on tumblr, but it amuses me, so I will also share it here.

Johnny: We’re here to promote the 2012 Holiday Love Meme. If you haven’t already, you should head over there to sign up and spread some love to your fellow simmers!
Ripp: And if we can get the comments up to 4 pages, I will kiss Johnny on the lips.
Johnny: Wait… what?!
Ripp: Yup. Right square on the mouth.
Johnny: Umm, I didn’t agree to this.
Ripp: Hey, I’m just giving the people what they want.