And now for something completely different... :P
The odd little visitor seemed like an ordinary penguin at first. Then farmer McGreggor heard an unusual sound coming from the backyard, near the barn. When he went to the window, he noticed that the penguin was talking to the snowman. Not chirping or squawking or whatever it is that penguins normally do, but talking. The penguin spoke in an otherwordly language. On closer inspection, he noticed the penguin's dark eyes, like two black holes in space. The penguin noticed him looking, and glanced back at him, following him with her alien eyes. The penguin hollered something he couldn't understand.

( Don't worry, man! We come in peace! Do you have any fish, by the way? )
The odd little visitor seemed like an ordinary penguin at first. Then farmer McGreggor heard an unusual sound coming from the backyard, near the barn. When he went to the window, he noticed that the penguin was talking to the snowman. Not chirping or squawking or whatever it is that penguins normally do, but talking. The penguin spoke in an otherwordly language. On closer inspection, he noticed the penguin's dark eyes, like two black holes in space. The penguin noticed him looking, and glanced back at him, following him with her alien eyes. The penguin hollered something he couldn't understand.