Drabble+: Leaves

[strangetomato]

Prompt: Leaves
Characters: Johnny Smith, Ripp Grunt, Ophelia Nigmos
Wordcount: 263
Imagecount: 1
Warnings: language, gratuitous nudity





"Oh my GOD, this leaves nothing to the imagination AT ALL!"

"Let me see..."

"No! I don't want you ogling this!"

"Then why'd you pose for it, hot shot?"

"It was a fundraiser! I don't know... I didn't think it would be this revealing."

"Give me that." Ripp snatched the calendar from Johnny's hand. "Oh... oh, my."

"Shut up."

"Johnny, this is fucking awesome! You're going to have people lining up to get a piece when they see this."

"Oh, come on..."

"No, really... I'm getting a hard-on just looking at it."

"You're an idiot and I hate you."

"I'm serious! It's hot." Johnny glared at him. "Oh, come on, now... aren't you jocks all gay for each other anyway? Gettin' all naked in the locker room and stuff?"

"You're an idiot."

"Hey, what's going on?" Ophelia asked, as she entered the room.

"John posed nude for a calendar fundraiser."

"Oh, really... Let me see that."

Johnny shuffled around awkwardly while Ophelia examined it.




"Nice. Real nice."

"Thanks, Phi."

"What is it with you Smiths and taking your clothes off, anyway?" she asked.

"Huh? What do you mean by that?"

"Oh... well, don't go to see the first year art show."

"WHY NOT?"

"Jill's naked and all over the paintings there," Ripp said, "It's pretty awesome."

"WHAT?!"

"Yeah, she didn't mention it?" Ophelia asked.

"Why would she?" Ripp laughed. "Johnny'd just go off the head." He smiled and looked over to where Johnny was fuming, and, in a moment of realization, he turned and grabbed Ripp by the shirt collar.

"Your BROTHER!"




 

Comments

[dothesmustle.livejournal.com]

The Grunts can't get enough of the Smiths. :P I wonder if anyone ever wrote General Buzz/PT9 slash. ~I HATE YOU(but I really love you)~

Oh my...a scene with BUCK...and FRANCES? IS IT MY BIRTHDAY? I think it's my birthday. XD I cannot wait for it, I really can't.

[xel-squirgle-ox.livejournal.com]

I could imagine Beau getting the calendar, actually. And both Frances and him ogling at it together. ...And then Tank comes in. :P

[redqueenofevil.livejournal.com]

Your BROTHER???

Would that be Johnny going off the head?

I laughed loud enough at this story (especially when I got to the snapshot), that my husband asked what was going on. HAHAHA!!!

Such a cute pose for Johnny. I want to see more calendar sims now. And I can't wait to see what beyondheroism__ draws next.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

OMG, that would be EPIC! XD

simantics did a Johnny/Buzz thing that was pretty messed up. She came up with the craziest shit.

Isn't your birthday coming up soon? When is it? (Maybe I will make you a birthday present, if I remember.)

[showercapfrog.livejournal.com]

I was really confused at first about the last bit - I thought Johnny was talking about Tank, but it makes more sense for Johnny to beat up Ripp because of something Buck did.

Also, I love that picture sooo very much. I'm tempted to make a dirty calendar with Maxis sims now!

*Squees over the possibility of more pictures from beyondheroism__*

[showercapfrog.livejournal.com]

"I'll keep playing around with her."

That sounded so dirty after reading all the curves comments :p I'm so excited that you're going to draw more pictures, I always <3 your art.

[xel-squirgle-ox.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, I'm all about the girls."

Oh are you now? Wonder what your SO would say about that. :P

[ikichi.livejournal.com]

Well, boy bits confound me, so I always draw them. Besides, it's still part of the body! (And lets face it, boys can be sexy, but boy bits are not.) Women are generally more interesting but most of the OMG WOW models I have access to are guys (it's a close race, though).

I tend to go nuts on legs.

I did slip up a little Tuesday; I had to leave class for an hour to meet with my advisor, and when I came back with had a larger model. I LOVE larger models. I love the sweeping curves, the challenge, and I think it's a little easier for me to see the rhythm with more substance to work with. But I was so happy when I saw her I let a "beautiful!" slip out (she *was* gorgeous, but it was more of a "yay! big model!" reaction). (You know, I haven't had a large man yet... which sucks but I suspect won't be as enjoyable.)

[ikichi.livejournal.com]

What are you editing with again? 'Cause I know you can resize in P'shop.

(And Johnny's pose is much more cheesecake and much less artistic than hers will be. :D)

Weeee-eeeeel, you could aways make poster recolors, too... maybe with a calendar bottom like the Chinese take-out calendars.

[ikichi.livejournal.com]

WRITE THIS. WRITE THIS RIGHT NOW.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

For drawing, for drawing... :P

In all honesty, he's not really bothered. I'm all his now, with the ring and all, so what does it matter who I'm attracted to? And, well... he's not really bothered by my attraction to girls. Being a dude, he quite likes it, in fact. (This amuses me, because girls are the same way, if only on the internet. :P)

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

*snicker* She's jillin' it with Jill.

*cough* Sorry... where are my manners? :P

I'm looking forward to seeing some new drawings from her to.

[ikichi.livejournal.com]

My "real" Johnny flipped his shit when he caught my Wembley cheating on Jill. I don't even know how Johnny knew they had slept together. (I hadn't played either Smith since the sexxing occurred).

(Of course the best part was that Johnny was insanely attracted to Wembley, and had this whole, "I hate you! Ravish me!" thing going until Wembs died. Shove/swoon/shove combo FTW!)

[ikichi.livejournal.com]

And has an aneurysm. Bad enough Ripp makes out with EVERY sim who expresses interest in him, now he's been passed over for the ALIEN. AGAIN (even though she was with the alien first). D:<

::giggles::

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Really? You draw in the cock and balls? (Pardon my french.) For a full-body figure, I find them to be an distracting accessory, in the same way detailed vaginas would be, but maybe a still life sort of thing would be cool. Louise Bourgeois certainly did some interesting stuff with them.

I had a curvy male model once and it was VERY challenging. He wasn't big, he just had womanly hips. It sort of enraged me, because I couldn't get it to look right.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

LOL! I really love the fact that sims will get mad on behalf of their relatives. It's very true to life for me. I've had a couple of weird examples of that too.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

I use GIMP. I can resize things, but you lose quality when you resize. It's better with .pngs, but it's still pretty crappy when you reduce it that much.

Yeah, Johnny has the real cheesy, sexy pose going on. If he goes after Jill, she can easily turn it around on him.

like the Chinese take-out calendars.

You mean the ones with the hot babe and the cool car and the awesome house? :D Those crack me up. My SO's sister always has one of those in her apartment.

[xel-squirgle-ox.livejournal.com]

Well I didn't say he would be bothered by it now did I? ;)

[madame-ugly.livejournal.com]

I was thinking the same thing.

I have smaller man panties in my collection.

[swhedonberry.livejournal.com]

I loved the overprotective realization that the nude pics of Jill must have been done by Buck. Just the idea of anyone getting handsy with his baby sister sends him right off the rocker, even if it's someone who he knows, trusts, and I'm sure was aware of the possibility of naked time having occurred.

[madame-ugly.livejournal.com]

*fap, fap, fap*

Yes, that's the sound of one handed. . .uh, applause. . .from the boys (and girls) in my neighborhoods.

(Pascal Curious requests a copy of this calendar to hang in the back room of his new store)

[leskuh.livejournal.com]

Beyondheroism/Jill = OTP? Or at least hot lesbian sex?

XD

[leskuh.livejournal.com]

Haha, what an awesome thought process. 'Naked...Johnny? NO TIME TO WASTE. THIS IS LIFE OR DEATH.'

Yeah, I can't see her caring much and would actually think it's kind of neat.

Heehee, I think you're just a little biased indeed. But, yeah, I think those are pretty right too.

[dothesmustle.livejournal.com]

I can just imagine the details. "General Buzz removed the ailing PT's diaper revealing his probe.." You know Ripp was hiding behind the curtains to see if he has BOTH.

OH I AM SICK.

Oh man, Johnny/Buzz. That IS crazy. xD

Oh no, it isn't soon, well kind of, but not really. It's in January (14). ~Woo Capricorn~

[simgarooop.livejournal.com]

LOL! I love how serious he looks in his picture. I laugh just imagining the face he surely made when he was told it was a nude picture.

Very artistic, Johnny! Guess many girls (and guys) around LFT are oogling at you right this moment!

And I like how Johnny takes out his anger at Buck with poor Ripp. Dude! If only he knew what those two have been doing for years! (then again, he might think Ripp is the mastermind behind the "corruption" of the young ones)