For dothesmustle...

[strangetomato]

Ripp: I made you a present.

Nervous: Really?

Ripp: It's a dick cozy.

Nervous: ...

Ripp: If it doesn't fit, we can regift it.




It's a belated birthday dick cozy for your dickfacehead. It even has a pompom, so you better like it. (It veers to the right a little too. *snicker*)





 

Comments

[inkspottedtea.livejournal.com]

THIS POST IS A WHOLE LOT OF WIN :D

[leskuh.livejournal.com]

The best part of this is the idea of regifting the dick cozy.

I love their cheerful faces and your mad computer drawin' skillz. :3

[dothesmustle.livejournal.com]

Best. Thing. Ever. I do love the pompom, you pay attention to such detail. You should really start a business. :P

Also, the idea of re-gifting a dick cozy is hilarious. Such a Ripp thing to suggest.

Thank you so much! 8D 8D 8D

You're awesome. :]

[http://users.livejournal.com/fileg_/]

I especially like the way the pompom echos the outline of Nervous's hair.... very perceptive and thoughtful of you, Ripp.


I am terrified that after accepting the present with good grace, I will see the dick cozie show up one day soon on thrifthorror

[meetme2theriver.livejournal.com]

Haha. POMPOM!

[showercapfrog.livejournal.com]

I am disturbed that it is somewhat erect even though it is made out of wool.

...or is it?

[cindyanne1.livejournal.com]

That Ripp is just so thoughtful! Such a nice boy! :D

[kin-thalas.livejournal.com]

That's the best line ever:

Ripp: If it doesn't fit, we can regift it.

[catladymeow.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't it be funny if there actually were such things out there in the real world? Perhaps you should invent it to get a jump on everyone else. LOL

[traciandrus.livejournal.com]

This sooo reminds me of this thing my grandmother gave my mom.
Its SUPPOSED to be a candle COVER. (WHO NEEDS ONE, GRANDMA?)
It looks like a candle, its knitted, and has a little do dad on top. Its always been a little private joke between mom and me.
Grandma's Dick cosy. ;)

[hannahspring.livejournal.com]

Haha, where do you get these jokes all the time? :D

[simsbarbie.livejournal.com]

LOL!! what would Johnny have said about this gift?