Ripp: I made you a present.
Nervous: Really?
Ripp: It's a dick cozy.
Nervous: ...
Ripp: If it doesn't fit, we can regift it.
It's a belated birthday dick cozy for your dickfacehead. It even has a pompom, so you better like it. (It veers to the right a little too. *snicker*)
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Its SUPPOSED to be a candle COVER. (WHO NEEDS ONE, GRANDMA?)
It looks like a candle, its knitted, and has a little do dad on top. Its always been a little private joke between mom and me.
Grandma's Dick cosy. ;)