Ripp: I made you a present.
Nervous: Really?
Ripp: It's a dick cozy.
Nervous: ...
Ripp: If it doesn't fit, we can regift it.
It's a belated birthday dick cozy for your dickfacehead. It even has a pompom, so you better like it. (It veers to the right a little too. *snicker*)
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I was reading random pages on the internet, and this made me think of you...
It's about halfway down and it made me laugh SO HARD. I am now tempted to learn to mesh just so I can make one for the game!
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*snicker* I told you this was a common enough knitting joke.
That one was brilliant. It even has a bag warmer attached, all secured with ribbon. (I guess you would need something to hold it on.) I would have knitting it in ribbing, though, just so I could say it was "ribbed for his pleasure." :D
Also, I have seen that "cute knitted uterus" before. It was a pattern on Knitty.com. I love things like that. Why not have a knitted uterus hanging out on your bookshelf, right?
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I think it was not just the willie warmer, but yes, the little bag warmer, and it looks so pretty and ~decorative~. Penis bling!
I want to learn to knit more than squares so I can make things like the uterus and the brain. Have you seen the brain? I can't remember where I saw it, but it was awesome.
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