Drabble+: Leaves

[strangetomato]

Prompt: Leaves
Characters: Johnny Smith, Ripp Grunt, Ophelia Nigmos
Wordcount: 263
Imagecount: 1
Warnings: language, gratuitous nudity





"Oh my GOD, this leaves nothing to the imagination AT ALL!"

"Let me see..."

"No! I don't want you ogling this!"

"Then why'd you pose for it, hot shot?"

"It was a fundraiser! I don't know... I didn't think it would be this revealing."

"Give me that." Ripp snatched the calendar from Johnny's hand. "Oh... oh, my."

"Shut up."

"Johnny, this is fucking awesome! You're going to have people lining up to get a piece when they see this."

"Oh, come on..."

"No, really... I'm getting a hard-on just looking at it."

"You're an idiot and I hate you."

"I'm serious! It's hot." Johnny glared at him. "Oh, come on, now... aren't you jocks all gay for each other anyway? Gettin' all naked in the locker room and stuff?"

"You're an idiot."

"Hey, what's going on?" Ophelia asked, as she entered the room.

"John posed nude for a calendar fundraiser."

"Oh, really... Let me see that."

Johnny shuffled around awkwardly while Ophelia examined it.




"Nice. Real nice."

"Thanks, Phi."

"What is it with you Smiths and taking your clothes off, anyway?" she asked.

"Huh? What do you mean by that?"

"Oh... well, don't go to see the first year art show."

"WHY NOT?"

"Jill's naked and all over the paintings there," Ripp said, "It's pretty awesome."

"WHAT?!"

"Yeah, she didn't mention it?" Ophelia asked.

"Why would she?" Ripp laughed. "Johnny'd just go off the head." He smiled and looked over to where Johnny was fuming, and, in a moment of realization, he turned and grabbed Ripp by the shirt collar.

"Your BROTHER!"




 

Comments

[madame-ugly.livejournal.com]

It's one of those words that sounds like the action (there's a term for that anomonapia. . .something like that).

Yes, the girls were just tacked on there. I don't think ladies single hand applauding themselves would really be a "fap" sound. I mean if you're REALLY getting rough with yourself but. . .(yeah, I'll back away from this now).

My Pascal has a lot of weirdness about him. He was lusting for Fava Bean who's (again in another reality) his nephew, too.

*shrugs* There aren't any mechanic/garages in Peculiar. Aggie could run one, I suppose, but no one really has a car so there's no need for a garage. And Pascal would be discreet about it. The calendar would be in his office area, so (should he have any empoloyees) they wouldn't be able to cry sexual harrassment.

(man, I so need to stop being such a puss and just toss my saved game into my new machine and go all hog wild--well, if the game will load, it's catch as catch can with it wanting to run--damn dual core).

[leskuh.livejournal.com]

Technically, boys 'fap' and girls 'shlick'.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shlicka%20shlicka%20shlick

But fap sounds funnier I think and so girls tend to use it too.

(oh and it's onomatopoeia! :D )

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

That's awesome. It does sound more like that, unless you're doing it for porn, and then fapping might really be appropriate (but seriously, who ever does it that way? o_O).

I find it funnier to use fapping for girls too.

Who started using those terms? Is it a fandom thing? I've only came across them since I've been in the simming community.

(That's such a good word.)

[leskuh.livejournal.com]

Lol!

I'm pretty sure its a fandom thing. One of the entries in UD says something about it being popularized as a sound effect for masturbation in japanese comics. So that's probably it.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, yes. That makes sense that it would come from Manga or anime. *nods*

There is some seriously stylized and OTT sex stuff in those comics. Bodily fluids can be... a little overwhelming.

[madame-ugly.livejournal.com]

SWEET. I learned something new today.

(and I knew someone would know the word I was talking about)

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

I just was thinking that you might have more guys in Peculiar that would like the calendar than girls, but maybe it's about even?

Pascal is a PERV, obviously. *snicker* I saw what he was like in college.

I just think it's cooler to have it in a flower shop. It mixes things up for the usual expectations.

Yeah, Aggie was a mechanic, wasn't he? He doesn't seem to be into it so much anymore, now that he's free in Peculiar. Maybe he never really liked that occupation? Or is he just a man of many different interests?

You don't bother giving any of your sims cars? I give some of them cars, but some of those Maxis lots don't give you any room for it. Now that they walk around too, it makes more sense. I figure there's a bus service too. There's no way they take cabs everywhere.

Yeah, why not? You'd still have the back up if anything went wrong. It sucks that the dual core is giving you issues. I always thought that would be a good thing for gaming. I was looking at them when I thought I'd need a new computer.

[madame-ugly.livejournal.com]

I think the calendar ooglers would be about equal. I could see Rocky and Piquant really getting into it (and Vid giving a long suffering sigh). *snerk* Or Kitty! (hey, she was getting damp panties for Loki)

Pascal is a bit of a perv. Though he's mellowed a bit since college.

Aggie was a mechanic. But now that he's away from the confines of The Community, he can explore other things (though he enjoys a good tinker every now and then--and it's something he'll get back into when Jill gets older, tinkering is her hobby).

No, I don't do cars a lot. It's really because they take up so much room. So for Nocheat, a lot of households were already established and I'm not rebuilding a house just to get a car. For Peculiar, I use the same lots over and over, so it's the same issue. I also think folks walk a lot (in Peculiar in particular, since the population is very clustered in one small area). To get to work, they have their carpools (and the kids have the bus), too. I also see the cab system as a bus system. So if you grab a cab in downtown, you can go all over downtown for free. You only have to pay when you go between the main hood and downtown (and even then, it's not prohibitively expensive).

The issue with the dual core is when the sims 2 came out, dual cores weren't really around. So it's more advanced technology (so to speak) and the game can't figure it out. And with my set up, I can't get the work around (where you assign a core to the game) to work. So I need a new motherboard. I'll just have to make sure I make a new (BV based) backup before the motherboard swap happens. I'm not willing to lose my BV stuff a second time.

[xel-squirgle-ox.livejournal.com]

*snicker* Oh yeah. I can TOTALLY see Aggie running around in a tutu fixing up nasty greasy cars. :P