strangetomato | Drabble+: Leaves

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Drabble+: Leaves

Prompt: Leaves
Characters: Johnny Smith, Ripp Grunt, Ophelia Nigmos
Wordcount: 263
Imagecount: 1
Warnings: language, gratuitous nudity

"Oh my GOD, this leaves nothing to the imagination AT ALL!"

"Let me see..."

"No! I don't want you ogling this!"

"Then why'd you pose for it, hot shot?"

"It was a fundraiser! I don't know... I didn't think it would be this revealing."

"Give me that." Ripp snatched the calendar from Johnny's hand. "Oh... oh, my."

"Shut up."

"Johnny, this is fucking awesome! You're going to have people lining up to get a piece when they see this."

"Oh, come on..."

"No, really... I'm getting a hard-on just looking at it."

"You're an idiot and I hate you."

"I'm serious! It's hot." Johnny glared at him. "Oh, come on, now... aren't you jocks all gay for each other anyway? Gettin' all naked in the locker room and stuff?"

"You're an idiot."

"Hey, what's going on?" Ophelia asked, as she entered the room.

"John posed nude for a calendar fundraiser."

"Oh, really... Let me see that."

Johnny shuffled around awkwardly while Ophelia examined it.

"Nice. Real nice."

"Thanks, Phi."

"What is it with you Smiths and taking your clothes off, anyway?" she asked.

"Huh? What do you mean by that?"

"Oh... well, don't go to see the first year art show."

"WHY NOT?"

"Jill's naked and all over the paintings there," Ripp said, "It's pretty awesome."

"WHAT?!"

"Yeah, she didn't mention it?" Ophelia asked.

"Why would she?" Ripp laughed. "Johnny'd just go off the head." He smiled and looked over to where Johnny was fuming, and, in a moment of realization, he turned and grabbed Ripp by the shirt collar.

"Your BROTHER!"

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Lol!

I'm pretty sure its a fandom thing. One of the entries in UD says something about it being popularized as a sound effect for masturbation in japanese comics. So that's probably it.

I just was thinking that you might have more guys in Peculiar that would like the calendar than girls, but maybe it's about even?

Pascal is a PERV, obviously. *snicker* I saw what he was like in college.

I just think it's cooler to have it in a flower shop. It mixes things up for the usual expectations.

Yeah, Aggie was a mechanic, wasn't he? He doesn't seem to be into it so much anymore, now that he's free in Peculiar. Maybe he never really liked that occupation? Or is he just a man of many different interests?

You don't bother giving any of your sims cars? I give some of them cars, but some of those Maxis lots don't give you any room for it. Now that they walk around too, it makes more sense. I figure there's a bus service too. There's no way they take cabs everywhere.

Yeah, why not? You'd still have the back up if anything went wrong. It sucks that the dual core is giving you issues. I always thought that would be a good thing for gaming. I was looking at them when I thought I'd need a new computer.

Ahhh, yes. That makes sense that it would come from Manga or anime. *nods*

There is some seriously stylized and OTT sex stuff in those comics. Bodily fluids can be... a little overwhelming.

SWEET. I learned something new today.

(and I knew someone would know the word I was talking about)

I think the calendar ooglers would be about equal. I could see Rocky and Piquant really getting into it (and Vid giving a long suffering sigh). *snerk* Or Kitty! (hey, she was getting damp panties for Loki)

Pascal is a bit of a perv. Though he's mellowed a bit since college.

Aggie was a mechanic. But now that he's away from the confines of The Community, he can explore other things (though he enjoys a good tinker every now and then--and it's something he'll get back into when Jill gets older, tinkering is her hobby).

No, I don't do cars a lot. It's really because they take up so much room. So for Nocheat, a lot of households were already established and I'm not rebuilding a house just to get a car. For Peculiar, I use the same lots over and over, so it's the same issue. I also think folks walk a lot (in Peculiar in particular, since the population is very clustered in one small area). To get to work, they have their carpools (and the kids have the bus), too. I also see the cab system as a bus system. So if you grab a cab in downtown, you can go all over downtown for free. You only have to pay when you go between the main hood and downtown (and even then, it's not prohibitively expensive).

The issue with the dual core is when the sims 2 came out, dual cores weren't really around. So it's more advanced technology (so to speak) and the game can't figure it out. And with my set up, I can't get the work around (where you assign a core to the game) to work. So I need a new motherboard. I'll just have to make sure I make a new (BV based) backup before the motherboard swap happens. I'm not willing to lose my BV stuff a second time.

Oh god. Not a DIAPER! Is he really that old? XD

And you were involved in that Frances cybering, weren't you? Of course you're sick! That was brilliant, by the way. Were you responsible for having Buzz cast Level 8 Eroticism? That part nearly slayed me.

Oh, I thought I saw you mention it as being sooner than that. You capricorns are pretty cool, I agree. My SO is one too, as is my father (Oooh, I see an Electra complex forming... :P).

Yes. Totally doable. Actually, didn't the Chili Peppers do that once? I know they did shows wearing nothing but socks over their unmentionables....

Yeah, they did. It was a pretty funny gag, but I wonder how they got the socks to stay on? Obviously, they wouldn't have done it if they had anything they would be embarrassed to show off. ;)

Yes, Buck will be getting a stern talking to. *snicker* Or just a seriously arched brow.

He has this little hint of a smile in it, doesn't he? But mostly, he's VERY serious.

Thanks. :)

Yeah, that's exactly how I imagine that scene too. Jill will be all bold and saying things to try to embarrass Johnny into submission, but she'll end up making Buck embarassed instead.

Thanks. :)

Cocky? Alllll Riiigghtt

Tank...nude calendar photoshoot...

Did you just break my brain?

Hee hee Buck. He'd be all apologetic but then remind Johnny that Jill is a grownup now. And don't let Jill hear of Johnny going all protective big brother - she would put Johnny in his place none too gently.

VERY serious Johnny is very sexy.

YES! THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS IMAGINING. XD

...And then Tank would make a WHOLE calendar of himself to get back at him. And then Johnny would have to do two. And so on and so on lmao.

*snicker* Oh yeah. I can TOTALLY see Aggie running around in a tutu fixing up nasty greasy cars. :P

She was TANK. I was FRANCIS. BUZZ was

lazyoceans. :P

I laughed at 'girlfriend' :p

You spelled his name wrong! D:

Oh, haha. Well, you all did good comedy. Who was Ripp? I loved how he was just crying his eyes out the whole time.

Yes! He is that old! xD

Nah, I was Tank. General Buzz was

lazyoceans, he's hilarious. My favorite part of that was "* GENERAL_BUZZ PUTS ON HIS ROBE AND WIZARD HAT." Picturing the General in a wizard hat is just..epic lulz.

LOL. Electra complex. That reminds me of the secret I saw at

ljsecret. It said, "Dr.Freud ships You/Your Mom" I laugh every time I think of it.

Hahaha, Ripp was

showercapfrog.

Well, that's nice to hear. :) I love writing their banter too.

More drawings is always a good thing.

Thanks. :) They do have a very familiar way with each other, which is fun to write.

Well, no... though I do think at this point (a little into the future), he's probably a little more aware of the fact that he'd "try anything." Between Stella and Frances, and other things, he's thought about it. In this scene, though, he's really just trying to push Johnny's buttons, but maybe test his boundaries too?

I don't know if Ripp would ever really come out and say he was bisexual, and I'm not even sure it's the right word for it anyway. The word covers a lot of ground, so maybe it does apply, but it doesn't go into much detail.

Well, of course there's nothing wrong with it. :)

100th comment!

Nice drabble.

DrX

I spelled it wrong for a reason. That's my COCKSLAP nickname and I didn't want to be FRANCES because that's already taken by a really awesome sim. XD

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