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Drabble+: Leaves

Prompt: Leaves
Characters: Johnny Smith, Ripp Grunt, Ophelia Nigmos
Wordcount: 263
Imagecount: 1
Warnings: language, gratuitous nudity

"Oh my GOD, this leaves nothing to the imagination AT ALL!"

"Let me see..."

"No! I don't want you ogling this!"

"Then why'd you pose for it, hot shot?"

"It was a fundraiser! I don't know... I didn't think it would be this revealing."

"Give me that." Ripp snatched the calendar from Johnny's hand. "Oh... oh, my."

"Shut up."

"Johnny, this is fucking awesome! You're going to have people lining up to get a piece when they see this."

"Oh, come on..."

"No, really... I'm getting a hard-on just looking at it."

"You're an idiot and I hate you."

"I'm serious! It's hot." Johnny glared at him. "Oh, come on, now... aren't you jocks all gay for each other anyway? Gettin' all naked in the locker room and stuff?"

"You're an idiot."

"Hey, what's going on?" Ophelia asked, as she entered the room.

"John posed nude for a calendar fundraiser."

"Oh, really... Let me see that."

Johnny shuffled around awkwardly while Ophelia examined it.

"Nice. Real nice."

"Thanks, Phi."

"What is it with you Smiths and taking your clothes off, anyway?" she asked.

"Huh? What do you mean by that?"

"Oh... well, don't go to see the first year art show."

"WHY NOT?"

"Jill's naked and all over the paintings there," Ripp said, "It's pretty awesome."

"WHAT?!"

"Yeah, she didn't mention it?" Ophelia asked.

"Why would she?" Ripp laughed. "Johnny'd just go off the head." He smiled and looked over to where Johnny was fuming, and, in a moment of realization, he turned and grabbed Ripp by the shirt collar.

"Your BROTHER!"

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We get crazy shit for *not* drawing them. We don't have to be extra fancy, but we're not allowed to ignore body parts.

The huge image and the small-to-teeny calendar at the bottom.

LOLOL I love these three so much! Hee hee, Buck's in trouble now...

Love the photo, by the way, and not just for the lovely amount of exposed green skin. Johnny's expression is just perfect.

Yeah, I drew the general shape, but no details.

Okay, I demand that you write this General Buzz/PT9 RIGHT NOW. It's not going to leave my brain since you've suggested it.

This is fantastic!

Do it!

I'm trying to recolour various pictures with ingame pics I've taken, and I'm running into a similar issue - they look all crap and pixellated when they're in the photo frame, and the images have to be tiny. I don't think GIMP is made for sims photo making.

Also (belatedly) - is this leading up to where they compare penis size? Because I'm still excited about that (although I'm excited about a lot of things :P)

LOL this was so awesome. :P I love that Johnny posed naked and pic is hilarious. And Jill! I miss her! Sigh. I love the ending, I want to see a Johnny/Jill/Buck moment where Johnny tries to be all intimidating and Jill's all "I'm a grown up! YES I'm having SEX!". And Buck just sits there turning red. Ha. :D

...funny stuff as usual. ;)

*claps hands*

Such a wonderful way to begin a Friday morning :D I don't think I'll ever tire of Johnny/Ripp banter, their dynamic is just wonderful, and imagining Johnny's face as he realizes who's to 'blame' made me laugh out loud.

And a big "YAY!" for upcoming squirreltamer drawings as well :D

LOL! Love it :D I always love the banter between those two; it is just like they're brothers, the way they carry on ^_^

I noticed this hasn't been mentioned yet, but - has Ripp come out as bi then? (Or did I miss something?) I know Ripp made out with Francis while drunk, then tried to pass himself of as straight (would try anything) later on, but now he's talking like an outed bisexual. *is confused*

Not that there's anything wrong in that of course - in fact I'm one myself ;)

Yes, but some of those "man"ties are so small they don't even count as clothing.

Don't count? Pff. Now you sound like my wife.

The wife and I discuss this topic rather frequently. He says you can be nude yet still be wearing socks. I disagree. To be nude, one must be completely free of all clothing, not just clothing covering the "good parts".

I'm trying to introduce him to the clothing fractions. He seems stuck with it being only clothed, half naked, or naked. But what about all the other fractions out there?

Heheh. I hadn't even thought about Frances. Yes, I could see him enjoying something like this. Now that he's somewhat out in the open about his sexuality, he might even go nuts and hang it on the wall.

Nah... I can't see Johnny killing Buck, or even telling him off, really, because he hardly has the right to (though I suppose that hasn't stoppped him in the past). He's more likely to rage in private and then give Jill a good talking to. She should love that. :P

I totally agree. Beau would actually line up to be the first to buy it and them bring it to show Frances, who'd be like, "Oh, please... that's so crude and vulgar and... hey, let me see that." :D

Tank walks in, of course. Tank walking in on something that would make him or Frances uncomfortable is like my only joke with them, and it keeps happening all the time. Tank gets sort of uncomfortable, until he notices that familiar green face...

Then he goes completely blind.

Yeah, Tank would not handle all the Johnny ogling very well.

But hey, if he wants to compete, he needs to strip down and take some glamour shots too. ;) Like that will happen.

Now I'm imagining Beau trying to talk him into it, telling him he could make millions. *snicker*

No, not Johnny. Never. ;)

That's awesome. I'm glad you had a good laugh. I was so pleased that shot worked out. I knew there had to be a moment in that animation where the ball was positioned just so.

It would be fun to see what other poses I could come up with for a calendar. I could probably do The Shifting Paradymes, with just their instruments covering them up. That would be funny.

Oh, haha. Nope, it's not the brother he's usually raging on about. All the Grunts take a turn pissing Johnny off. It's a rite of passage for them.

Yeah, why not? It's pretty funny. I'm so glad I removed the censor blur in my game (with ACR, it was getting really annoying), because shots like that would be impossible with the blur.

She has been doing some drawings of Jill for me to use in the game as custom paintings, to use as Buck's artwork, so she's going to do some nudes for me. Pretty cool.

No, not exactly, but it does all take place in roughly the same period of time. A period of increased openness about such things.

I do believe it's Ripp's insistence on quoting and singing lines from Bigs Balls by ACDC that finally leads into that conversation, actually. :P

Johnny can't seem to let go of the overprotective big brother role, even though Jill is old enough for him to back off. He was also pretty in the dark about them dating. Since they've been shacking up together, Jill hasn't said anything to let on that Buck is her boyfriend and not her "girlfriend," so it doesn't get back to her parents.

Of course, he quickly realizes that he should have known better. It was one of those things that should have been obvious, but Johnny's usual hawk eyes have been distracted with his own mess of a love life.

*snicker* I never get sick of the fapping thing. Where does that word for it come from? It's brilliant.

I like how you added girls as an afterthought there. Oh yeah, and some girls too... *snicker* But mostly boys.

Considering that Pascal is his uncle in a different reality, that's interesting (little does he know... ). It's definitly one of those calendars you'd find in the private washroom of a gas station. I like how you'd have it in the back room of a flower shop (well, home and garden... but close enough). Way to flip it around.

Yeah, he probably would have made a face when he realized it would be nude, but it didn't stop him, did it? For all his modesty about things like that, Johnny's actually a pretty cocky guy in other ways, so I imagine he was actually pretty proud to show off the body he's been working so hard to build.

He takes it all very seriously, of course. :P

Well, Ripp was a good substitute to represent the predatory nature of the Grunts. Johnny probably does wonder how similar they are now, because if Buck is even half as bad as Ripp... oooh, boy.

(And Ripp actually did teach Buck a thing or two, so Johnny wouldn't be completely wrong about that. I can just see him now... "You told him to do WHAT to my sister?!")

It's one of those words that sounds like the action (there's a term for that anomonapia. . .something like that).

Yes, the girls were just tacked on there. I don't think ladies single hand applauding themselves would really be a "fap" sound. I mean if you're REALLY getting rough with yourself but. . .(yeah, I'll back away from this now).

My Pascal has a lot of weirdness about him. He was lusting for Fava Bean who's (again in another reality) his nephew, too.

*shrugs* There aren't any mechanic/garages in Peculiar. Aggie could run one, I suppose, but no one really has a car so there's no need for a garage. And Pascal would be discreet about it. The calendar would be in his office area, so (should he have any empoloyees) they wouldn't be able to cry sexual harrassment.

(man, I so need to stop being such a puss and just toss my saved game into my new machine and go all hog wild--well, if the game will load, it's catch as catch can with it wanting to run--damn dual core).

Technically, boys 'fap' and girls 'shlick'.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shlicka%20shlicka%20shlick

But fap sounds funnier I think and so girls tend to use it too.

(oh and it's onomatopoeia! :D )

That's awesome. It does sound more like that, unless you're doing it for porn, and then fapping might really be appropriate (but seriously, who ever does it that way? o_O).

I find it funnier to use fapping for girls too.

Who started using those terms? Is it a fandom thing? I've only came across them since I've been in the simming community.

(That's such a good word.)

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