Strangetown extras: Johnny, Ripp and Ophelia artwork - available as an in-game painting

[strangetomato]

I meant to post this earlier, but better late than never. jessicus took the drawing of Johnny, Ripp, and Ophelia and turned it into a painting for use in the game. It's a recolour of a Glamour Life painting (a Bella Goth themed homage to Andy Warhol), and can be found here. Thanks for making this, Jessicus! It's available for download if you want to use it in your game (and I'd love to see pics of it if you do).

Jayne: So here it is! What do you think?




Ophelia: Well, that's us. There's no denying it.




Johnny: Man, you're so sleazy looking, Ripp! It's awesome.

Ripp: Fuck... I don't really look like that, do I?




Johnny: It looks EXACTLY like you!

Ripp: Whatever, No Lips. Your nose looks like a fucking needle. *looks at Johnny's nose* Yeah, just like that! It's so accurate... well, maybe not so much the neon green skin.




Johnny: You just can't handle the truth, Ripp.

Ripp: But It's not the truth, Johnny! It's just an artistic interpretation. It's exaggerated.

Johnny: Yeah. I only wish I could get my hair to look that good.




Ripp: Yeah, I know what you mean. I do kinda wish that I could at least have a fucking adam's apple, like I do in the drawing. Sometimes it fucking sucks to be a sim. So many missing or "implied" body parts. Have you ever seen what's left when they remove the censor blur? Nothing! I spend so much time trying to get into people's pants... all for NOTHING!

I may as well just play with my own imaginary parts!

Comments

[music-simbol.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's really cool. It's a must have in all the sim houses in the world!!

Wow, Johnny's nose looks so freaking thin in that shot!! And c'mon Ripp, you know you're sleazy, just accept it.

So, Ripp realizes that sims lack certain parts? Makes you wonder what he does with all those girls beneath the sheets. Course, you could always get a cock mod, but it's not like it matters. I also love how Jayne was there, but didn't say anything. But, I do love that Ripp is looking at her when he has his little revelation. As if to say, "If I had real parts, wouldn't mind using them on you." LOL I'm such a perv!

[lovelysims.livejournal.com]

I may as well just play with my own imaginary parts!

hahahahahahah. thank you!

[indigoleo.livejournal.com]

I may as well just play with my own imaginary parts!
Best. Line. Ever. ROFL!

I've got to find this. That is so cool. :D

[jessicus.livejournal.com]

So Jayne did end up painting it, eh?

"Bella Goth themed homage" - your description is so much more elegant than mine. Ripp's teeth are very...large. Very cheshire cat.

[xel-squirgle-ox.livejournal.com]

...And the winner of the dick measuring competition is... Nobody!

:P

[franwi.livejournal.com]

PURE AWESOME! Makes me wish I had Glamour Life.

[legacyfreak.livejournal.com]

I'm a new reader and I just caught up with the updates about a week ago. I love this story and I'm definately keeping up with it. I wish I had the glamour stuff pack so I could download the painting and all of my sims can stare at the awesome.

[redqueenofevil.livejournal.com]

That's really awesome! And the dialogue that you've added is just hilarious.

[muslemura.livejournal.com]

So many implied body parts...*gigglesnort*

Have to download this so I can get a giggle on a rainy (or snowy) day :)

[cindyanne1.livejournal.com]

Okay my dialogue is nowhere near as good as yours, but I d/l the picture and here's a few snapshots. It looks great in-game!!!




Jill (who is engaged to Ripp in my game): Hmmm... I dunno, Ripp. I think it looks like you.



Ripp: What the hell are you talking about, Jill? Where's my chest hair?




Johnny: Chest hair isn't everything, Ripp. I think the picture looks awesome.

Ripp: You only don't have chest hair because AllenABQ didn't make chest hair for aliens, Johnny.




Ripp: Come on... doesn't it look great? Admit it...




Ophelia: Enough about the chest hair, Ripp!




Ripp: Can you believe that, Jill? Ophelia doesn't want to hear about my chest hair!



Johnny: Heym, what's up with your wallpaper, Ripp? It looks like my shirt!

Ripp: You mean your shirt looks like my wallpaper! Well, at least it's better than that other thing you wear.



Johnny: Oh, you mean this? This totally showcases my ass. Ta-da!

Ripp (sighing at Ophelia): I can't believe you married him.

[madame-ugly.livejournal.com]

*snicker* Johnny pointing and laughing. And he so called it. SleeeezE!

And the "no parts" thing reminds me of "Pink Flamingos". ". . .rubbing their uninspired little genitals together. . ."

[simgarooop.livejournal.com]

LOL! That's an awesome picture. And the best part is that I actually *just* got Glamour Life, so I'm gonna download it for my new legacy home (I decorated one of the rooms with the Bella tribute picture because I had no idea what to do with that wall), although those three are quite different in my story :D (well, Ophelia not so much, but still...).

The captions are hilarions. I quite enjoy those "breaking the fourth wall" moments, like Ripp's complaining about the "Barbie" quality of their Maxis skin. I have RenSim skins and they "sort of" have genitals (I didn't expect this, shows how much attention I pay to what I download!) and they still weird me off a little when the sims woo hoo.

Thanks for sharing this with us^^

[80sfiend.livejournal.com]

That's really cool. :D I knew Ripp would wish he was better looking. ;)

[simsbarbie.livejournal.com]

Beautiful, just plain beautiful.

[simhilarity.livejournal.com]

Sorry that this comment is so late but I just had to join in the applause. The painting is wonderful!

& Ripp's final words on the lack of action under the pixelations - priceless! lol

(Must start reading about the Road to Nowhere ...)

[a-gates.livejournal.com]

Made me smile, I love it! I forgot about my homework and everything and was like WOW>