For dothesmustle...

[strangetomato]

Ripp: I made you a present.

Nervous: Really?

Ripp: It's a dick cozy.

Nervous: ...

Ripp: If it doesn't fit, we can regift it.




It's a belated birthday dick cozy for your dickfacehead. It even has a pompom, so you better like it. (It veers to the right a little too. *snicker*)





 

Comments

Re: I was reading random pages on the internet, and this made me think of you...

[showercapfrog.livejournal.com]

Heh, your "ribbed for his pleasure" comment meant I had to go lie down for a little while.

I think it was not just the willie warmer, but yes, the little bag warmer, and it looks so pretty and ~decorative~. Penis bling!

I want to learn to knit more than squares so I can make things like the uterus and the brain. Have you seen the brain? I can't remember where I saw it, but it was awesome.

Re: I was reading random pages on the internet, and this made me think of you...

[themhooligans.livejournal.com]

My advice? Make a few tiny little socks. Sockmaking will teach you a lot of useful techniques, and it really isn't as difficult as a lot of people make it out to be.