For dothesmustle...

[strangetomato]

Ripp: I made you a present.

Nervous: Really?

Ripp: It's a dick cozy.

Nervous: ...

Ripp: If it doesn't fit, we can regift it.




It's a belated birthday dick cozy for your dickfacehead. It even has a pompom, so you better like it. (It veers to the right a little too. *snicker*)





 

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I especially like the way the pompom echos the outline of Nervous's hair.... very perceptive and thoughtful of you, Ripp.


I am terrified that after accepting the present with good grace, I will see the dick cozie show up one day soon on thrifthorror