For dothesmustle...

[strangetomato]

Ripp: I made you a present.

Nervous: Really?

Ripp: It's a dick cozy.

Nervous: ...

Ripp: If it doesn't fit, we can regift it.




It's a belated birthday dick cozy for your dickfacehead. It even has a pompom, so you better like it. (It veers to the right a little too. *snicker*)





 

Comments

[dothesmustle.livejournal.com]

Best. Thing. Ever. I do love the pompom, you pay attention to such detail. You should really start a business. :P

Also, the idea of re-gifting a dick cozy is hilarious. Such a Ripp thing to suggest.

Thank you so much! 8D 8D 8D

You're awesome. :]