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[strangetomato]

Ripp: I made you a present.

Nervous: Really?

Ripp: It's a dick cozy.

Nervous: ...

Ripp: If it doesn't fit, we can regift it.




It's a belated birthday dick cozy for your dickfacehead. It even has a pompom, so you better like it. (It veers to the right a little too. *snicker*)





 

Comments

[inkspottedtea.livejournal.com]

I especially like that Ripp is giving it to Nervous. LORD KNOWS HE NEEDS ONE xD

[hidden-kitten.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure his is PLENTY cozy.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

I know, right? And Ripp understands the importance of keeping your extremities warm. He looks out for Nervous.