Strangetown, HWC Letters to Santa: Johnny Smith

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Johnny makes sure to get his letter done early, so "Santa" has time to buy his gifts.







Letters to Santa: Johnny Smith





Dear "Santa",

If you're wondering what to get me for Christmas this year, I have some suggestions for you:

1. Socks and underwear - boring, but needed

2. Toiletries - hair gel (get the jumbo size), facial scrub, Compulsion cologne, or anything else you think I'd like (you know the drill)

3. Vegan Cupcakes Take Over the World by Isa Chandra Moskowitz and Terry Hope Romero - there might be something in it for you!

4. A new soccer jersey

5. Membership at Dreamy Fields - if you think I've been really good


love you,
Johnny

XOXOXO


P.S. If you're reading this, Ripp, all I want from you is an immaculately clean apartment.







 

Comments

[leskuh.livejournal.com]

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I love Johnny's fantasy world. And that's his 'family nutcracker' right?

And the extra little note to Ripp! And Ripp's face in that last picture! Oh Johnny, you are wonderful.

[smjoshsims.livejournal.com]

Aww, Johnny is so practical with his list. Well, except for wanting Ripp to clean, that might be stretching it. :P

And I C U thar Phobia+Sarha eyes! Mine are coming along quite nicely, I expect to have them done by Friday. THEN IT IS YOUR TURN.

[nicepoint.livejournal.com]

IS VCTOTW NOT THE BEST COOKBOOK IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!? That should totally be No. 1 on Johnny's list.

[meetme2theriver.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

Jumbo size hair gel!

Ripp's expression in that picture is great. 'What are you guys doing? Are you taking a picture? I wanna be in it! Can I be in it? Will I be in it if I bend down like this?'

[steaders.livejournal.com]

Oh this is adorable! It's a brilliant idea of yours, it really is.
I love Ripp's expression, it's priceless! "Look, Johnny! I can clean, I really can!" Oh I do love your story.

[simsforaranya.livejournal.com]

CUPCAKEEEESSSSSSSSSS

[nimi4.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, oh, just lovely. I love Johnny's eyes and the cupcakes everywhere!
The quotation marks around "Santa" are also very much in character. I really like how you're doing this. :D

[hannahspring.livejournal.com]

Cupcakes, where do they come from? They're extra cute!

Aww, I loved the last sentence for Ripp. :P

[me-emma-me.livejournal.com]

That last picture! *giggle* How cute, that he says 'love you' to Santa too! Aww.

[redqueenofevil.livejournal.com]

Ahh, this is even funnier than yesterday's. Johnny knows that some of those hair gels aren't vegetarian though, right?

As for the vegan cupcake book, I've been wanting that too. My friends swear by it, and goodness knows that I'm jonesing for vegan cookbooks (already veg, just not vegan).

I can't wait to see other Santa posts. These are great.

ETA: I forgot to add comment about the second pic. I love how Ripp kind of looks like ? kitty from LOLcats.

[ikichi.livejournal.com]

Wow, Ripp is frightening in that pic. And what has Johnny been up to that he's running low on undies, huh?

Man, this was a great idea. I'm tempted to steal it.

[nessa-seragon.livejournal.com]

Ripp really is puppy-doggish in that last picture.

*snicker at Johnny's want for Ripp to make the apartment immaculate*

[madame-ugly.livejournal.com]

*takes a cookie*

Why thank you, Mr. Smith.

*eyes cupcakes*

(nice download there)

[dothesmustle.livejournal.com]

OH GOD HIS FACE.

If Ripp was a cat, he'd be an LOLCAT.

PS I love Johnny and his boring necessity Christmas List. It makes me happy. (I see you being flirty, XOXO-ing Santa. WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO HIM ;D)

[catladymeow.livejournal.com]

Cupcakes!! Yum! Hehe, I love Ripp's face in that last picture.

[simgarooop.livejournal.com]

Johnny's OCD tendencies are almost palpable through his list, complete with numbering and links. Who knew he'd be so interested in baking?!

LOL at his "Dream Christmas"! I don't think Johnny has lived in a clean home since he left for College. Poor guy, in his place I'd already be insane!

[a-gates.livejournal.com]

Is there any chance of Johnny being dressed up as the grinch for Christmas?? I don't think Johnny would do it because he wants to but rather he would be persuaded by a cetain twosome. I think even Jill will find it funny, but I'm certain that Tank will just roll his eyes. lol. Here comes Johnny, the Grinch! LOL.

[a-gates.livejournal.com]

LOL. Now I want the Vegan Cupcakes Take Over the World, not because I'm Vegan but because I want to see what Johnny is so excited about.

[80sfiend.livejournal.com]

LMAO at Johnny. :) His letter suits him so well :) I can't WAIT to see Ripp's. :D

[silentsteel.livejournal.com]

*cackles* I love the image at the end! All his christmas wishes at once! ^_^ (You just know someone's gonna get him the toiletries and socks & unders too).

Cupcakes, cupcakes everywhere! :D

[ugly-kitties.livejournal.com]

Ripp is scaring me so hard in that ending image xD;