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Strange Tomato ([personal profile] strangetomato) wrote2008-11-06 07:11 pm

Drabble+: Leaves

Prompt: Leaves
Characters: Johnny Smith, Ripp Grunt, Ophelia Nigmos
Wordcount: 263
Imagecount: 1
Warnings: language, gratuitous nudity





"Oh my GOD, this leaves nothing to the imagination AT ALL!"

"Let me see..."

"No! I don't want you ogling this!"

"Then why'd you pose for it, hot shot?"

"It was a fundraiser! I don't know... I didn't think it would be this revealing."

"Give me that." Ripp snatched the calendar from Johnny's hand. "Oh... oh, my."

"Shut up."

"Johnny, this is fucking awesome! You're going to have people lining up to get a piece when they see this."

"Oh, come on..."

"No, really... I'm getting a hard-on just looking at it."

"You're an idiot and I hate you."

"I'm serious! It's hot." Johnny glared at him. "Oh, come on, now... aren't you jocks all gay for each other anyway? Gettin' all naked in the locker room and stuff?"

"You're an idiot."

"Hey, what's going on?" Ophelia asked, as she entered the room.

"John posed nude for a calendar fundraiser."

"Oh, really... Let me see that."

Johnny shuffled around awkwardly while Ophelia examined it.




"Nice. Real nice."

"Thanks, Phi."

"What is it with you Smiths and taking your clothes off, anyway?" she asked.

"Huh? What do you mean by that?"

"Oh... well, don't go to see the first year art show."

"WHY NOT?"

"Jill's naked and all over the paintings there," Ripp said, "It's pretty awesome."

"WHAT?!"

"Yeah, she didn't mention it?" Ophelia asked.

"Why would she?" Ripp laughed. "Johnny'd just go off the head." He smiled and looked over to where Johnny was fuming, and, in a moment of realization, he turned and grabbed Ripp by the shirt collar.

"Your BROTHER!"




 

[identity profile] madame-ugly.livejournal.com 2008-11-07 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
I was thinking the same thing.

I have smaller man panties in my collection.
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[identity profile] strange-tomato.livejournal.com 2008-11-07 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, but some of those "man"ties are so small they don't even count as clothing.

[identity profile] madame-ugly.livejournal.com 2008-11-07 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't count? Pff. Now you sound like my wife.

The wife and I discuss this topic rather frequently. He says you can be nude yet still be wearing socks. I disagree. To be nude, one must be completely free of all clothing, not just clothing covering the "good parts".

I'm trying to introduce him to the clothing fractions. He seems stuck with it being only clothed, half naked, or naked. But what about all the other fractions out there?