Drabble+: Leaves

[strangetomato]

Prompt: Leaves
Characters: Johnny Smith, Ripp Grunt, Ophelia Nigmos
Wordcount: 263
Imagecount: 1
Warnings: language, gratuitous nudity





"Oh my GOD, this leaves nothing to the imagination AT ALL!"

"Let me see..."

"No! I don't want you ogling this!"

"Then why'd you pose for it, hot shot?"

"It was a fundraiser! I don't know... I didn't think it would be this revealing."

"Give me that." Ripp snatched the calendar from Johnny's hand. "Oh... oh, my."

"Shut up."

"Johnny, this is fucking awesome! You're going to have people lining up to get a piece when they see this."

"Oh, come on..."

"No, really... I'm getting a hard-on just looking at it."

"You're an idiot and I hate you."

"I'm serious! It's hot." Johnny glared at him. "Oh, come on, now... aren't you jocks all gay for each other anyway? Gettin' all naked in the locker room and stuff?"

"You're an idiot."

"Hey, what's going on?" Ophelia asked, as she entered the room.

"John posed nude for a calendar fundraiser."

"Oh, really... Let me see that."

Johnny shuffled around awkwardly while Ophelia examined it.




"Nice. Real nice."

"Thanks, Phi."

"What is it with you Smiths and taking your clothes off, anyway?" she asked.

"Huh? What do you mean by that?"

"Oh... well, don't go to see the first year art show."

"WHY NOT?"

"Jill's naked and all over the paintings there," Ripp said, "It's pretty awesome."

"WHAT?!"

"Yeah, she didn't mention it?" Ophelia asked.

"Why would she?" Ripp laughed. "Johnny'd just go off the head." He smiled and looked over to where Johnny was fuming, and, in a moment of realization, he turned and grabbed Ripp by the shirt collar.

"Your BROTHER!"




 

Comments

[cindyanne1.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee hee hee. Somehow I think poor Buck just might be getting a visit from Johnny. Perhaps off camera, of course, lol!

It's neat how the Grunts and the Smiths are tied in together.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm not sure how much of this will surface in the main story, but it does happen, so I'll show something. I don't know if Johnny would run over there and flip out, but maybe... he is rather hot-headed. :P But you know that Jill would be having none of it.

Yeah, I really like how intertwined their families are, so I go with that as much as I can. It's all the more interesting for the animosity between their fathers.

[ikichi.livejournal.com]

My "real" Johnny flipped his shit when he caught my Wembley cheating on Jill. I don't even know how Johnny knew they had slept together. (I hadn't played either Smith since the sexxing occurred).

(Of course the best part was that Johnny was insanely attracted to Wembley, and had this whole, "I hate you! Ravish me!" thing going until Wembs died. Shove/swoon/shove combo FTW!)

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

LOL! I really love the fact that sims will get mad on behalf of their relatives. It's very true to life for me. I've had a couple of weird examples of that too.