Hot Blond Downtownie

[strangetomato]

Am I the only simmer who doesn't like the Hot Blonde Downtownie? His "pretty" genes don't really do it for me, because I don't think template No. 1 looks good on male sims, and he's so poorly styled. Well, the shaggy hair isn't so bad, but the giant green glasses and the "Look Ma, I grew it myself!" teenaged goatee? Yeah, not really doing anything for me.

He's the focus of the new sim_mania challenge, which I'll be watching with interest. If anyone actually makes him look good to me, I'll definitely vote for them. I'll probably campaign on their behalf, in fact. But really... good luck with that. He's the reason chin beards were invented. *shudder*

I'm sure most of you will disagree with me, and you're welcome to it, but the HBD just bugs the shit out of me, so I had to vent a little. (I have to say that or you might think I'm better than you, or something.)

The timing of this challenge is funny, because I just made him playable to act as a minor character in my story. Yeah, HBD gets the plum role of Jaxy's mother's live-in boyfriend. It's not the sort of character he usually plays in legacies and such, but he wanted to expand his repertoire, since Sperm Donor No. 1 only gets you so far on your acting résumé. And he looks the part too. This will be his gritty, breakthrough role on his way to becoming the next indie film poster boy.

Comments

[muslemura.livejournal.com]

Sperm Donor No. 1, indeed *grin* He was one in my long gone and dead legacy too and was a wonderful granddad :D Otherwise he produced children with ridiculously large lips and eyes. Meh... he was OK to play, even though the sunglasses and goatee had to go *shudder* I actually though he was a more "Extreme" Face One, with even more soft/childlike features than the default One, but I could be wrong.

Loved his guest appearance in one of your Outtakes, and looking forward to seeing him as (not too nice, I guess?) live-in boyfriend :D

[hviw.livejournal.com]

Is he a teen? I wonder what he looks like as an adult.

What's up with photo bucket? Do they operate on New Zealand time?

[hviw.livejournal.com]

Also I think HBD is overrated.

[ownsimscorner.livejournal.com]

Yeah, HBD never did much for me either. Much prefer Snakeskin Guy (whose features aren`t so overly exaggerated and whose personality is much more livelier than HBD`s) and, well, I do have a soft spot for the Travolta guy - he`s very... optimistic.

That contest sounds fun, though. :) Can`t wait to see HBD playing such an "OOC" role in your story, maybe I`ll finally find him interesting enough.

[cindyanne1.livejournal.com]

You know I love him. :D Not just his genes, but I love his personality, his sloppiness, his goofiness, and even his heart-print boxers. :D He's just fun.

But I don't think he's template #1. Not entirely. They may have started with that template, but they've changed it somewhat. His Angelina Jolie lips and huge eyes are definitely different than the old standard #1.

*pats HBD* Don't worry Georgie, I love you. Even if...



Awww, I just want to HUG him!!! *squeezes*

[franwi.livejournal.com]

I don't think I've ever played with him, other than a vid. But I've seen him post-makeover in some legacies and he wasn't too bad. I don't mind that face template, though. It's the only Maxis template I didn't replace. He seems like he'd be immature with those boyish features, the spoiled man-boy who likes to game on the couch in his underwear. Sounds like he'll be much different in your upcoming chapter.

[cindyanne1.livejournal.com]

Sorry I'm spammin...

Forgot to say I'm a bit "challenged" by the new Challenge in sim_mania, lol. I almost never do anything to Georgie (HBD) other than give him new Everyday clothes. I just love him too much as-is. Isn't that SAD? :D

I love him as an Elder too. He's one of those sims that ages well IMO.

Okay I'll stop gushing now. ;)

[madame-ugly.livejournal.com]

I agree with you on the hair/glasses thing. That combo just irritates me.

Since I don't really follow legacies, I never realized (until cindyanne's Standish family) that he was THE sperm donor. I also never really used to take sims downtown, so he was a non-issue.

I wouldn't exclude him JUST because he's good looking, though. If a sim took a shine to him (and I was feeling benevolent) I'd allow the pairing.

[draggingbluelake.blogspot.com (from livejournal.com)]

It's funny because as soon as I read the words "hot blond downtownie" I knew exactly who you meant. He weaseled his way into my sims' gene pool too.

[dothesmustle.livejournal.com]

I don't like his genes THAT much, but I have seen his spawn and they're pretty attractive. (I made a "joke" in my first legacy about him, basically the HBD not wanting to be all up in my founder's uterus, because he wants a BREAK. He must be tired. ;P)

I never really played with downtownies all too much, but
I was curious enough to use him once. I married him off to a sim I made with the elf template, their kids were pretty cute, but his genes were SO DOMINANT. His kids almost looked like exact clones of him, but with tiny difference. His last child, though, looked like a good blend and I used him as "sperm donor" for my legacy. XD

[ikichi.livejournal.com]

Heh, you know I think I'm the only one who's never used him at all. (He's ok, I guess, but I have an obscene love of Snakeskin Guy even though he has a bad habit of talking about woohoo with children.)

[simnovoris.livejournal.com]

I let him throw his genes at one of my Prosperity founders once, she was a pretty ordinary-looking girl but with his pouty lips and big nose the kids (twins) ended up looking really awkward. Not exactly unattractive but definitely not "pretty" by any mainstream legacy standards, so I don't get why he's so wildly popular.

[x-illegal-x.livejournal.com]

I don't particularily like him.

He's JUST NOT MY TYPE.

[simgarooop.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's 10-year-old face! I once married him into one of my early (and failed) legacies and I just couldn't shake off the feeling that my founder was a "crib robber" (or pedo) after she woo-hooed with him!

I think he looks like that (the beard and odd glasses) because he wants to look older. See, as a downtownie, he spends all the time around those hip and "cool" community lots, but he's often denied access to the nightclubs because he's mistaken as a twelve year old. How is he supposed to impress all those legacy heiress who are just dying for his sperm if he can't even invite them a beer at the Lucky Cards place?

I'm really not sure if he's an exact replica of a face one sim, though. I guess we could compare him with a grown up version of Brandi Broke's third child. I'll look for the pics I still have of David Broke...



I really suck at comparing facial traits of sims. But he looks like HBD, indeed.

[smjoshsims.livejournal.com]

I agree with you SO HARD, ST. I've always hated him, and I've never evn played him/married him in, blegh. It's the Face One, it bothers me so much. (This coming from someone ho married it in three generations in a row.) But he annoys me, with his little beard and glasses- ugh ugh ugh.

[hviw.livejournal.com]

I think David has a wider jaw and smaller lips then HBD.

[80sfiend.livejournal.com]

LMAO I love this part: "he wanted to expand his repertoire, since Sperm Donor No. 1 only gets you so far on your acting résumé"

Sometimes the stuff you post just makes my day, and that really did. LOL :)

[(Anonymous)]

...I never even thought to pay any attention to that guy. So many (down)townies are "beauty-impaired" that I really wasn't going to wait around for him to take his damn glasses off.

I AM fond of the female hot blond downtownie, with the beret and the purple lipstick.